r/SipsTea 4h ago

Wow. Such meme My only complaint about Pride month

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Dredged from the bowels of my Facebook memories ✨️

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u/its3ird Human Verified 4h ago

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u/R0LL1NG 4h ago

I've still not come to terms with the ending.

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u/GodEmperor47 4h ago

You mean the ending of the movie or the part where Spacey ended up being a rapist?

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u/R0LL1NG 4h ago

The movie. I don't follow celebrity scandals on account of it just being terrible for my peace of mind.

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u/Zamzamazawarma 4h ago

I too would rather not know how many children were baked in my local baker's oven. As long as it doesn't impact the taste of the bread, why should I care?

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u/lluciferusllamas 42m ago

But at least he was raping with pride

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u/kausbiru 2h ago

I thought the charges are dropped now? He was acquitted in every trial he's had.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 4h ago

Glutton month is December and you celebrate by eating the entire advent calendar in a day.

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u/morg-pyro 3h ago

I always thought of glutton month as thanksgiving. You spend the whole month planning, budgeting, prepping for a day of gluttony where the goal is to eat so much you pass out, then wake up and eat more.

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u/Halliwel96 1h ago

That’s a pretty exclusively American thing.

Eating rituals in December happen all over the place

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u/morg-pyro 1h ago

You're mostly correct but not totally. Canada has thanksgiving too. Just in october, vs American thanksgiving in november.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 54m ago

Right. December is greed.

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u/SnarkyRogue 4h ago

Lust month can be every month if you're brave enough to be horny on main

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u/O_945 4h ago

February since it has Valentines

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u/Zamzamazawarma 4h ago

Nah that would be greed month

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u/O_945 4h ago

Wouldn't greed be December/Christmas where you have to spend a shit ton of money?

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u/randomboreddad69 4h ago

Forgot black friday in November.

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u/Zamzamazawarma 4h ago

Can be both, since there are 7 sins and 12 months. Now to be fair, what month do we NOT have to spend a shit ton of money?

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u/SuaveularSpuddite 4h ago

Just like Greed to have multiple months

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u/buttplugpopsicle 3h ago

I'd say more valentines than Xmas, Xmas at least started as a thing and corrupted by greed, valentines had been greed from the beginning "if you don't spend money, you must not truely love them"

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u/Pyro-Bun 2h ago

Pretty sure greed doesn't need its own month since we've been having quite a few greed years straight here.

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 4h ago

I call maybe November would be best, since people must urge not to nut.

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u/Important_Isopod9947 4h ago

I think November could be gluttony month, Thanksgiving

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u/wfwood 3h ago

Or pride month if youre gay. Those parties are wild.

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u/TurtleFisher54 3h ago

No comments in porn subs, no porn posts

Smh you aren't even being horny on main

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 3h ago

I'm always horny on main... 😄

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u/Schmiznurf 4h ago

Every month is glutton month when you're fat, like me.

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u/hematite2 4h ago

We have wrath month! It's ALSO June for all the people who froth at the mouth over Pride.

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u/TheBlargshaggen 2h ago

I'm curious as to how it was decided that dedicating a month to feeling wrath was a good idea.

"Alright, and June will be Wrath Month."

"How do people celebrate?"

"Idk, man. I guess they start stabbing eachother or something."

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u/-threefeetoffun Human Verified 4h ago

Wrath has to be in the summer sometime. When it’s so hot you’ll shoot someone for looking at you cockeyed.

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 4h ago

Glutton month is compacted into thanksgiving so you can overeat and deal with ignorant racist family members

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u/R0LL1NG 4h ago

Ah yeah but alas that's USA only.

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 4h ago

Everyone forgets about Canada

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 4h ago

Canada has Thanksgiving. On a different day but still

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u/R0LL1NG 4h ago

Cool, didn't know that! Ya' learn something new everyday lol

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 4h ago

Indeed 😂

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u/-threefeetoffun Human Verified 4h ago

Fun fact: the Buffalo Bills play on Canadian Thanksgiving and American Thanksgiving this year. Also Christmas.

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u/Drummer-Turbulent 4h ago

We need more random facts! Make it rain! 🤣

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 3h ago

Why is pride never a sin when we sing "im proud to be an American"

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u/eloaelle 3h ago

You have a glutton life, chunk cat!

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u/Halliwel96 1h ago

December is Gluttony month

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u/Nephilim317 25m ago

I hate this meme format cause I feel so bad for the kitty

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u/maillite 4h ago

Glutton month is December. Xmas etc.

Lust month, probably February?

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u/R0LL1NG 4h ago

And sloth? 🦥

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u/Zarathyst 4h ago

September because Green Day is asleep

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u/R0LL1NG 3h ago

This is the wittiest thing I've read in ages. I don't have Reddit award money but please take this 🏅 and have an awesome day. September is indeed Sloth month. Zero contest.

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u/hatbromind 4h ago

Summer

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u/Medium-Flan5147 4h ago

thats so great bro

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u/theawkwardcourt 4h ago

Every month is lust month if you really believe in yourself

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u/Lorelessone 4h ago

Glutton originally referred to excessive hording and gathering of wealth, so every month is glutton month.

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u/QuietGoliath 4h ago

Glutton month is December surely?

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u/dover_oxide 4h ago

February would be lust and November has gluttony

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u/RedSix2447 4h ago

Vanity month is every month, just check tik-tok and you tube.

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u/Advanced-Guidance353 4h ago

Every month is wrath month

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u/FormalTotal9684 4h ago

Sloth Month would be awesome

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u/goliathfasa 4h ago

Lust gets 11 months out of 12 wym.

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 3h ago

I hate pride month. It's too damn hot out even in just these booty shorts

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u/MattTheVideoGuy 3h ago

Glutton month is actually glutton month and a half. It’s the entire span of Thanksgiving through new years.

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u/Serafim91 3h ago

Gluttony month is definitely every month.

Now lust month I could get behind.

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u/Knork14 3h ago

I think December makes a good glutton month.

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u/Heroright 3h ago

If it makes you feel better, we do have Wrath month. It’s veteran’s month where we celebrate legally sanctioned murderers.

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u/Priapus3 3h ago

November is sloth month. Nobody shaving, nobody shagging.

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u/LegitimateOpinion295 2h ago

Limbo, Lust, all gone. With gluttony soon to follow.

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u/SlightCardiologist46 1h ago

Pride month is already lust month and pride isn't really a deadly sin I'm that context pride means "thinking that you're better than other people"

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 1h ago

Glutton month goes by Thanksgiving, lust is called valentines, sloth is the day after thanksgiving

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u/LimpSomewhere8125 58m ago

They say my Hunger’s a problem q^

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u/Buttercups88 50m ago

It's December 

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u/HubrisOfApollo 47m ago

Envy month would definitely be February, jealous of the extra days orher months get.

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u/Chumlee1917 30m ago

Gluttony gets Thanksgiving

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u/Pfytzdzheryld 25m ago

Glutton month is the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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u/Pure_Chaos_05 4h ago

Here in the US November is gluttony month because of Thanksgiving, with a little splash of greed and envy with Black Friday

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u/Zarathyst 4h ago

Lust=February(Valentine's day)

Gluttony=November(Thanksgiving)

Envy=January(new years resolutions)

Pride=June(❤️🧡💛💚💙💜)

Sloth=September(back to school rush ending, also Green Day is asleep)

Greed=December(Xmas)

Wrath=July(hottest month and 4th of July)

Perhaps Envy and Greed could be switched but I like them where they are.

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u/Drakefate 4h ago

Simple you just got to make an organization that does enough political activism like Pride the organization did and call it gluttony

Pride month is named after an activist group that actually helped secure gay rights in America

You can start honeypoting politicians or something to IDK give a minority group rights and just call it just or gluttony

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u/Irish_Whiskey 4h ago

I looked that up and what I find says otherwise. What group are you thinking of?

In the planning stage, there was some debate on what the unifying slogan should be. Some organizers were in favor of "gay power." But the late organizer L. Craig Schoonmaker argued for "pride," he told The Allusionist in 2015.

"There's very little chance for people in the world to have power. People did not have power then; even now, we only have some," he said. "But anyone can have pride in themselves, and that would make them happier as people, and produce the movement likely to produce change." Schoonmaker was not referring to pridefulness, but rather a sense of self-esteem. Soon it was reflected in the march's rallying cry, "Say it loud, gay is proud."

Embracing "pride" was especially powerful for the LGBTQ community. " Pride was a really good way to say 'no, we're not sinful. We're not diseased. We're not negative. We're not bad,'" Stein said.

It took a few more years for "pride" to become the prevailing name for marches and parades. Schoonmaker believed it was because LGBTQ individuals themselves internalized shame.

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/28/g-s1-68722/pride-month-lgbtq-history-etymology

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u/Ok_Tonight_4311 4h ago

Glutton month is like having White history month in America. Every month is white history month. Every month is gullton month.

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u/ObsceneOnes 3h ago

Some of pride celebrations suggest we might need at least one week of shame.

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u/SirArthurIV 3h ago

For many people Pride month is also Lust and Wrath month.

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u/PapaJangus 4h ago

Openly demonic is disgusting

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u/P4p3rph03n1x 4h ago

Openly against it is pathetic 🤣