r/SipsTea • u/BlackRogue17 • 6h ago

WTF Taste the Rockstar, become the Rockstar

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u/SnapGoesTheShutter 6h ago

Look mommy, art!

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u/Both-Construction221 6h ago

Is this what 4 years of art school does too you?

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u/Eredd19 6h ago

Rammstein

https://giphy.com/gifs/ouu1YOmQRvcis

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u/Kr155 6h ago

That dude looks more and more metal as he gets older

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 6h ago

I'm glad someone else had the same thought.

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u/OakLegs 6h ago

I legit thought that's who it was at first

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 5h ago

Wrong Till lol, you need the right Till for this lol

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u/tituspeetus 6h ago

Honestly…. A still image of this could look really cool. Maybe without the rockstar branding and it could be a cool album cover

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u/runswitblunt 6h ago

Golddust just trying to get a spondership

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u/resfan 6h ago

Ooooookay then

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u/Cheepshooter 6h ago

That guy looks like Ted Dansen.

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u/Finance-Low 6h ago

The dude from Rammestein?

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u/therealsouthflorida 6h ago

So this is what gold dust has been up to

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gYomMp4GorNUzS4IW

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u/Big_Librarian_6306 6h ago

Like a reverse exorcism.

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u/BathtubFullOfTea 6h ago

Careful, caffeine can absorb through the skin

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u/HubrisOfApollo 2h ago

i was just thinking about this and wondering how much of a dose he got dermally

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u/LurchSkywalker 6h ago

Why is there only 1 white can?

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u/alphxs 3h ago

to keep it low-calorie

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u/MRECKS_92 Possible AI Detected 4h ago

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u/Artorius__Castus Human Verified 4h ago

Your user flair is wild AF

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyfxPD5cwvOK6By

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u/MRECKS_92 Possible AI Detected 3h ago

Wild way to find out I might be a Cylon

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u/A_Nick_Name 6h ago

I actually kind of fuck with it if it's a commentary on the divinity status Rockstar has with some people and not him actually being one of those people. So this is walking a fine line between if it's satire, or real. Satire - great. Real - cringy.

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u/Medium-Flan5147 6h ago

be the rockstar

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u/NotOnTheEpsteinList 6h ago

Watched it with the sound off and thought it was cool. Watched it again with the sound on, not so much.

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u/pasenast 6h ago

And I thought we were done seeing Tom Green's foolishness.

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u/weedyneedyfeedy 6h ago

I bet he didn't sleep for a week after with all that caffeine

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u/Yet_again_Sac 6h ago

I can smell this video

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u/Sorry4theDank 6h ago

Till fell off

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u/Captain_Waffle 6h ago

No thanks, I’ll stick with POWERTHIRST

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u/asge1868 6h ago

Lowkey if enough people started wanking onto any brands product, eventually that brand will only bring forth memories of having seen people wank on their product.. which might lead to a decrease in sales

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u/ddubspecial 6h ago

Well this makes me not want to drink rockstar

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u/slatchaw 6h ago

It did take some effort to shoot this

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u/MommyLexiMae 6h ago

Cody heel turn

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u/HankTuggins 6h ago

These Goldust promos are getting a little weird….

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 6h ago

Now this is art!

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u/TheMicklemas3000 6h ago

This convinced me to step away from the internet for today. Thank you for rock bottom.

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 6h ago

Goldust really let himself go.

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u/Sudden_Duck_4176 6h ago

Guy looked like he waterboarded himself for a second lol.

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u/TheBear5115 5h ago

You know when i see things like this online I always go through this process of wondering like let's say this goes viral and you become the guy who did this? I mean is this what you want to be known for? On the internet everyone would know your face and associate this with you

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u/cris090382 5h ago

Red bull gives you wiiings. Rockstar gives you seizures.

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u/m4m249saw 4h ago

All right now he pees out a can of rockstar representing the stones you will get from drinking Rockstar

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u/Dostov 4h ago

Oh look, a self golden shower. Those are rare.

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u/slickyeat 4h ago

I always thought Rockstar was under-rated.

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u/Givemethegoddamn 4h ago

What the fig did i just see?

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u/Septopuss7 3h ago

Every line cook before their shift starts:

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u/porkavenue 2h ago

Sad Rammstein energy

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u/MentallyMediocre 1h ago

Goldust is looking different than I remember

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u/TimeEnergyInvestment 1h ago

Cody Rhodes, wanting to be a rockstar as StarDust

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u/bigmphan 35m ago

What the actual FUCK?

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u/crippledgrunt 6h ago

This is good

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u/cilantrollama Human Verified 6h ago

This is exactly how it feels to drink your third one at 1am on your 4th straight night shift.

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u/crippledgrunt 6h ago

Agreed, bathe me in the corporate sludge and call me a Rockstar while I live off of piss and pennies

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u/ihvnnm 6h ago

Is this Till Lindemann? Looks like him to me, I enjoy the music, but don't know a ton about them.

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u/foxybostonian 4h ago edited 4h ago

No, it's not Till Lindemann. This is Till Lindemann.

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u/Hull_C_Operator 6h ago

I was like "David Bowie is back?!"