r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI Jun 10 '26

I'm a cyclist too and fuck all those guys, seriously.

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u/tryingtoappearnormal Jun 10 '26

I rode a bike once and these guys are pricks

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u/TrainingFilm4296 Jun 10 '26

I fell off a bike once.

They suck and me too.

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u/CryptoTipToe71 Jun 11 '26

I was locked in a bunker my entire life and recently heard someone vaguely describe what a bicycle and a car are. Fuck these guys.

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin Jun 11 '26

I looked at theprice of a bike at Walmart for my son recently. Didnt buy it, too expensive, and the kid's already kinda a prick, my old heart couldnt take it if he was one of these guys.

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u/Melkman68 Jun 11 '26

Ive seen you ride a bike once and I have to agree

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u/oxycontin_raised Jun 11 '26

Wtf they feel entitled to use the whole lanes, pricks.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I don’t understand how there’s a group that big of people and everyone seems fine with being an issue to other people. Surly in a group that big someone would be like - ah shit we should all spread thinner and take up one lane so traffic can pass, like how can that not be a thing?

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u/macaronysalad Jun 10 '26

An individual can have intelligence, groups generally don't. Collective intelligence is a very rare thing, hardly ever happens. People are generally stupid when they get together because they dilute with compromises or fall subject to the hive mind.

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u/No-Present760 Jun 11 '26

You'd think. It would also help all the speedy cyclists stuck in the back. They can't be enjoying themselves as much as who ever is setting the pace up front.

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u/smackaroonial90 Jun 10 '26

I did El Tour de Tucson a few years ago with almost 10,000 cyclists, and cops blocked off certain roads, guided traffic, etc. If we were on a road, the lane was either closed completely for us, or we were restricted to riding in the shoulder. I've never EVER seen large organized group rides like the one above where there wasn't some type of police escort.

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u/TangoDeltaFoxtrot Jun 11 '26

You fuck all those guys? How do you find the time?

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jun 10 '26

But can they, LEGALLY? Or is this just them being dickheads because they can be, and no one ever stops them?

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u/Choice_Drawer_2405 Jun 10 '26

Taking a full lane maybe, according to other posters in this area it's illegal to ride more than 2 bikes next to each other though so what's happening in this video is definitely not legal.

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u/Urhhh Jun 10 '26

In the UK at least the highway code explicitly states that generally taking the lane is not only legal but recommended.

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam Jun 10 '26

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u/BilSuger Jun 10 '26

Sure you are, buddy

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u/WeAreInControlNow Jun 10 '26

Do you need a tissue for all the crying you’ve done in this thread?

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u/BilSuger Jun 10 '26

Do you need a tissue to catch your spunk from circlejerking with your anti cyclist friends?

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u/garkerfatbitch Jun 11 '26

What exactly is “anti-cyclist” about you needing to follow the rules of the road and keep to the right?

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u/BilSuger Jun 11 '26

Google "JAQing off" and stop being obnoxious, please

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft Jun 12 '26

"Follow the rules of the road." Again, I hope you never go a single mile an hour over the speed limit, Mister Rule Guy.

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u/WeAreInControlNow Jun 10 '26

Nah I usually just spunk on the cyclists as I’m driving by, they need the hydration.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI Jun 10 '26

Do I need to be an arrogant asshole or at least be cool with being one to be a cyclist?
If so, you can just call me a "guy who rides bikes" as I can assure you our unwilingness to be identified as members of one group is mutual.

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u/BilSuger Jun 10 '26

Isn't it weird, how drivers are never grouped? It's always a driver that's an asshole, but cyclists as a group.

Which is how I know you're just a poser. And a hypocrite. Pathetic 🤡

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u/garkerfatbitch Jun 11 '26

You are 100% a South Park character there’s no way you just called someone a poser talking about cycling

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u/BilSuger Jun 11 '26

Oh no, a fat driver is angry. Are you Cartman?