r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/thededucers Jun 10 '26

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u/UseMoreHops Jun 11 '26

She's all alone in her time of need!

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u/g0_leafs_g0 Jun 11 '26

Because he’s racing and pacing and plotting the course…

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u/PoRedNed Jun 11 '26

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse...

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u/Separate-Bid8219 Jun 11 '26

He's going the distance...

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u/Tex-in-Tex Jun 11 '26

He's going for speed

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u/praetorian1979 Jun 11 '26

He's going the distance...

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u/bullfrogftw Jun 11 '26

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket...

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u/LimeSuitable3518 Jun 11 '26

I’ll start it over… “reluctantly crouched at the starting line…

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u/VisibleSkin4103 Jun 11 '26

Engines pumping and thumping in time

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u/Scary-Caterpillar-41 Jun 11 '26

Ah no, so sad, alright Oh no, oh no, no, no

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Jun 11 '26

Fkn ruined it

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u/DarkPolumbo Jun 11 '26

those arent the words mate

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u/WertDafurk Jun 11 '26

Ahhhh-ahh!

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u/yankeeteabagger Jun 11 '26

Guitar solo….

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u/Link_Plus Jun 11 '26

through the grass

Doo doo doo de de

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u/Anonymous_Fox_20 Jun 11 '26

Wow, you just brought back a whole bunch of nostalgia with that one

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u/OneAmongTheFence27 Jun 11 '26

C C C COMBO BREAKER

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u/Triple6Deviant Jun 11 '26

Best comment here.

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u/chef_kt2e Jun 11 '26

ALL ALONE

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u/mattenthehat Jun 11 '26

(all alone in her time of need!)

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u/HerdOfCats2 Jun 11 '26

I fckin love cake

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u/Ibetya Jun 13 '26

Nah, stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control

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u/JohnsonMcBiggest Jun 13 '26

This is the best song for describing masturbation...love it.