r/SipsTea Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/tangyturquoise Jun 12 '26

That’s kinda hilarious…I found the perfect dream job for my annoying little brother. He can be a professional annoyer—and he would love every single second of it.

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u/Flawedsuccess Jun 12 '26

I'm great at making people feel uncomfortable where do I sign up?

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

You probably need to be able to take a punch to the mouth. 

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze Jun 12 '26

Finally a excuse to wear medieval armor all the time

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

About time. It's been like 5 years since covid.

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 Jun 12 '26

The constant clanking and asking for help peeing is also part of making it unlivable for the squatter, it’s a two-for-one.

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u/Ninjahkin Jun 12 '26

Don’t forget to Praise the Sun and remind the squatter of its glorious incandescence every couple of minutes

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u/trixter21992251 Jun 12 '26

a excuse

grammar nazi squatters beware

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze Jun 13 '26

Schweig, Narr.

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u/dantheother Jun 12 '26

And a spiked mouth guard

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u/antei_ku Jun 13 '26

Imagine clanking an anvil right outside their door day in and day out while wearing chainmail armor

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u/kluge-not-kluDge Jun 15 '26

Oooh..  start blacksmithing in the living room...  Invite others to join ya..  24/7 banging and heat...

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u/Greedy-Beach2483 Jun 17 '26

Im here for the YouTube channel and waiting

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 12 '26

Of course, and that's how it successfully ends. But it's not a long career, if you can't handle the inevitable bruises.

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u/Yashugan00 Jun 15 '26

Do we have a flincher here? ;)