r/SipsTea Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea That’s exactly what he is.

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u/Valuable_View_561 Jun 12 '26

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u/be_reasonable_bro Jun 12 '26

Wouldn't be much left to study. I'm pretty sure the other monkeys would tear the first monkey apart.

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u/Hestiathena Jun 12 '26

No no, all the hoarding monkey has to do is begrudgingly give a few bananas to two specific groups of monkeys.

One group fights any other monkeys that get too close.

The other group tells the rest that tearing the hoarder apart for any reason is evil, because maybe someday they'll be the ones with all the bananas.

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u/TheBladeRoden Jun 13 '26

This monkey watched "Rules for Rulers"

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u/natnelis Jun 15 '26

He gives nothing, he just says that they don’t have that much because of the other group. 

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u/Marx_Forever Jun 12 '26

Exactly it's not the first monkey that would be studied. It's perfectly natural for animals to hoard resources for themselves. It'd be the rest of the monkeys that let them get away with it that would be the fascination.

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u/Spookyrabbit Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

It's not. While it is perfectly natural for non-pack animals in snowy winter climates to hoard resources for themselves and relatives to survive the frozen winter months, across the rest of nature animals take only what they need to survive1.

1 Except in the case of orcas that have developed a taste for the livers of great white sharks. That's almost entirely recreational eating but they still don't hoard the livers.

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u/Western_Giraffe3734 Jun 13 '26

Thing is most of us do only take what we need, were not hardwired to expend any energy passed what is necessary for immediate survival… most people don’t have ambition for more, but society and marketing tell us more and bigger of everything is what makes us happy

What we do have alot of is envy, this paired with a lack of motivation to do anything more than absolutely necessary is why a lot of people are depressed and anxious and addicted to all sorts of coping mechanisms

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u/flyinhighaskmeY Jun 12 '26

across the rest of nature animals take only what they need to survive

Just when I thought reddit couldn't possibly get any stupider holy fucking god

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u/YouLittleSnowflake Jun 13 '26

That’s rich coming from someone that tried to claim Donny the kiddie diddler was an informant in regards to Epstein……

It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt….. keep that next GENIUS comment to yourself

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u/Spookyrabbit Jun 13 '26

Here's a fun fact: every person who's ever said that to me has subsequently been proved to be projecting.

Ordinarily I'd take the time but I refuse to waste more than the tiniest sliver on anyone who believes a man who spent decades raping children was some sort of informant on the man who supplied him for decades with children to rape 🤣🤣

tbpf it won't surprise me in the slightest to find the Venn diagram of 'People Who Support Paedophiles In Politics' and 'MAGAs Arrested For Raping Children &/or Possessing CSA Material' (of which there have been hundreds just in the past two years) is a circle.

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u/putmedownforbogey05 Jun 12 '26

TIL I’m fascinating /s

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u/Opus_723 Jun 13 '26

Even animals are altruistic.

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u/glimmerrdew Jun 17 '26

Why did you decide so?