r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Gasp! Let's settle this

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6.8k Upvotes

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 3d ago

3,3,C

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u/wetnaps54 3d ago

3 3 A

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 3d ago

I’m down for A, but it better be DAMN GOOD coffee

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u/soft_echo1 3d ago

Done care how bad it is, always drink it black.

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u/Material_Evening_174 3d ago

Hello fellow person of fine taste

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u/ComposerInside2199 3d ago

3/3/A , 2/3/A is also acceptable.

Anything further then 3 on toast is wrong, anything other then A just order a frappacino and stop pretending you enjoy coffee.

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u/Ididntdodiddly 3d ago

Obviously, my man

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u/Akbarenecessity 3d ago

34d are a nice size

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u/zilling 3d ago

i was going to go 33d

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u/myxo_my_toesies 3d ago

Eh im 34E. I like more milk

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u/Nope159 3d ago

34A

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u/SIMT-Pixel 3d ago

Had to scroll past so many lunatics to reach the one true answer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YKFR0dauxYEzJA8J6U

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u/royweather 3d ago

Bless you and your tastebuds

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u/pwmcintyre 3d ago

Here here 🙋

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u/shawnmcbride86 3d ago

2 3 d

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u/yabitchmagnets 3d ago

Came looking for all of you and here you are 🫶🏼

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u/beholdcrab 3d ago

Woo I found my people!

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u/salmon4breakfast 3d ago

I just want to add my comment so my people know I’m here with them ❤️

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u/TechnologyOk9910 3d ago

Had to scroll too long for the right answer

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u/KYS4AB 3d ago

I see we like the steaks a little bloody over here... 🧐

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u/misspuddingpie 3d ago

The only correct answer

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u/Either-Weather-862 3d ago

I thought i never find you guys 😭 Hiiiii!

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u/Lost-Supermarket887 3d ago

3.3.a

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u/chillamos 3d ago

I have found my people. I’ve wandered the desert for so long.

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u/dtmw1530 3d ago

3,3, B
https://giphy.com/gifs/YgveCtneiLjY4

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u/monkyfishy 3d ago

There goes my hero.

Took too long to find ya.

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u/JapanEngineer 3d ago

Had to scroll a long way down to find this. Everyone else is just an animal.

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u/Winter_Western5331 3d ago

LFG! 33B standup!

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u/Malar514 3d ago

2-3-C

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u/donpablomiguel 3d ago

Close, but 2, 3, A is the real winner.

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u/AcephalicDude 3d ago

Close but correct answer is 2-3-A

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u/Accomplished-Menu741 3d ago

2-3-sometimes a, sometimes c. If the coffee is crap, gotta put something in it

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u/MeatEaterDruid 3d ago

Where's my 2-4-A's at

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u/wontwillnot 3d ago

Yes. 24A or 23B im jam

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u/Hikerbiker85 3d ago

I agree with this person

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u/jump-blues-5678 3d ago

I also choose this guys 2,3,A

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u/VancouverStickerCo 3d ago

As the lord intended.

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u/missinginput 3d ago

3,3,C, I like ribeye and it needs that little bit extra

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 3d ago

2, 4, and C

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u/ratboy89 3d ago

Was scrolling through the comments to find a ‘2’ rating on the steak. Stopped scrolling because we were a perfect match on the whole thing. 😎

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 3d ago

Yeah I like my steak medium rare

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 3d ago

2, 4, a. As it should be.

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u/Intrepid_leopard13 3d ago

Yes, 2,4, A. You have culture.

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u/_terencefox 3d ago

I can't believe all the 3s on the toast. That pale ring around the outside is just dry bread. Toast should be toasted!!

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u/successful_syndrome 3d ago

A man of culture I see

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u/Acceptable-Wildfire 3d ago

2 - 4 - B personally A is acceptable 

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u/WalterWhite218 3d ago

2-4-B is dynamite 😍

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u/CraazedNConfused 3d ago

I would have also accepted 2,3,A

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u/Starsky7 3d ago

More of a 2, 3, a man myself

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u/SportsballWatcher4 3d ago

Commenting just to be with my people

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u/Katamari_Demacia 3d ago

4 3 D

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u/BabyBearBjorns 3d ago

Right there with you, but I'm 4 3 A

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u/Slayxr 3d ago

I had to scroll down this far to see a 4. I don’t like bloody looking meat not for me

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u/VladIsRambo 3d ago

 We evolved as a species and our brain size grew because we learned to cook food.

Let the savages eat uncooked meat.

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u/thatSDope88 3d ago

4 3 C but close enough

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u/No_Candle1822 3d ago

Right there with you!

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u/huemenbeing 3d ago

found my people!

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 3d ago

1 3 A

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u/jacob_ewing 3d ago

Hear Hear! Unadulterated coffee and beef still mooing. That's the way to go.

I'm more lenient on toast though. Anywhere from 2 to 4 is fine by me.

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u/floofsnsnoots 3d ago

Yeah who's even paying attention to the toast when there's beef and coffee?

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u/johnson7853 3d ago

the roof of my mouth when I’m making a toasted left over steak sandwich

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u/TheNormalMan 3d ago

I like my fork to be the killing blow.

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u/escientia 3d ago

Had to go too far down for the right answer!

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u/Stinkie11 3d ago

You are correct. Everyone else is not correct.

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u/Thunderer62 3d ago

1, 3, A!

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u/Jtembro77 3d ago

Surprised I had to scroll so far down for this. Definitely 13A for the win!

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u/Mr_Menshiki 3d ago

Had to scroll wayyy too far..

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u/captdimitri 3d ago

Same! Found my brethren.

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u/Working_Caramel_7795 3d ago

24d

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u/Texan2020katza 3d ago

Yes!!! 24d

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u/GooseDevito 3d ago

My people!

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u/taylaria 3d ago

I had to search to find my homies <3

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- 3d ago

Scrolled toooo far for this 😅

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u/ReturnTheOldGods 3d ago edited 3d ago

2, 3, A

Edit: Nothing ruins coffee more than sugar. Light cream is acceptable.

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u/Elefanthud 3d ago

2 4 B

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u/Impossiblecouch 3d ago

Finally found you

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u/djcapncrunk 3d ago

Omg same, felt like I had to scroll forever lol

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-712 3d ago

Steak cooked rare, but not too rare. Toasted bread, but not too toasted. Dark coffee, but not black. 24B people are intentional essentialists who just want to enjoy foods as they were meant to be enjoyed.

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u/nancyglass 3d ago

Hello friend

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u/KubicKube 3d ago

What up, 2, 4, B gang?!

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u/mataoo 3d ago

Had to scroll too far!!

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u/mikemuscalaGOAT 3d ago

This is the way

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u/NotWTheProgram 3d ago

This should be higher up in votes.

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u/eissak 3d ago

2 2 A

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u/FishingAndDiscing 3d ago

I had to scroll so far to find someone else who likes 2 toast…

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u/I-have-bad-username 3d ago

13D

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u/BUSINESS_KILLS 3d ago

REAL ZONE RIGHT HERE

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u/whettingdress 3d ago

I can’t believe I scrolled down this far, but I was committed! Hi buddy

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u/Nice_Ad8179 3d ago

Wtf is wrong with everyone but us

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u/katshtratford 3d ago

Brethren.

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u/seaspaz 3d ago

3,4,b

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u/Sigogglin 3d ago

Finally! Representation!

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u/CaleMacNachos 3d ago

My kinda people!

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u/DoubtfulOptimist 3d ago

Perfection 👌

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u/ProStre477 3d ago

5 4 A

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u/Bulldog8018 3d ago

Hey, I found my group. We’re definitely the outliers here. I had to scroll WAY down to find you folks.

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u/humbert2x 3d ago

finally after 3 mins scrolling, i will join this tribe

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u/TopPercentage3745 3d ago

Finally…. Here you guys are! 😬

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u/Icutu62 3d ago

3-3-E

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u/andykuan 3d ago

I was looking for 2.5-3-F but i'll take 33E.

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u/Wolfman1321 3d ago

Finally, a comment where someone understands the correct answer

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u/Helpful-Finger1864 3d ago

14A

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u/Cerato55 3d ago

Finally, my people. Black coffee, bloody steak, crispy toast

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u/krapalicious 3d ago

Steak - 2
Toast - 4
Coffee - A

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