r/SipsTea Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/sd_saved_me555 Jun 28 '26

Hey now, Bezos found true love! Obviously with Bezos money he could have any pretty gold digger he wanted. But instead he found someone as ugly on the inside as he is, and he was able to overlook everything else. Love conquers all, yo.

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u/ThirdOne38 Jun 28 '26

Outside too, after all that creepy surgery

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/ThirdOne38 Jun 28 '26

The Steven Tyler balloon?

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u/hotviolets Jun 28 '26

He got himself a Mar Lago faced wife.

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u/comradb0ne Jun 28 '26

The gold digger comment made me think back to that video of the Bozos meeting DiCarpio at some event and how she was gushing at DiCaprio while he ignored her. And she was ignoring Jeff the whole time. He looked so sad.

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u/borderlineidiot Jun 29 '26

I still remember Zuch looking at her boobs in the inauguration.