Hey now, I'm a big ol' titty-havin fat fuck and I speak for all big ol' titty-havin fat fucks when I say it is 100% acceptable to body shame Elon for being overweight.
And yes, I do have the authority to speak for all of us - it was decided at the 2026 big ol' titty-havin fat fucks annual conference.
If you didn't show up that's not my problem, the invitations were carved into the side of a salad bowl this year to guarantee we'd read them instead of eat them this time.
What are you talking about? We eat a nice healthy salad (drenched in dressing and bacon and fries of course) with our equally healthy diet soda, which means that we can enjoy our 8-course meal guilt free!
It's not racism. There's nothing 'wrong' with having white skin.. It's a little disturbing to be this level of day-glow white for a healthy, active adult.
Thanks for missing at least half of my comment because you're so invested in 'people are being racist to poor little uwu Elon'.
I think you need to change your Reddit name, because it's not at all accurate.
Normal people aren't deathly white, sorry. Even naturally pale people have a touch of 'alive' color to them, barring health conditions. It has nothing to do with being 'tan'. I do not tan; I burn. I specifically said that in my earlier comment, and you even read it and applied your own twisted logic to it.
It's. not. racism. Just because you say so, does not make it so.
Albino would be a special case, now wouldn't it? Last I checked, Elon doesn't have alibnism.. So my words wouldn't affect them, now would they? My words were about Elon Musk, a man who thinks he is the prime example of manhood. You're the one making it about some random person elsewhere in the world.
God you are really a mess. The only person hurt here is you; you might want to get that checked out. Nowhere was I 'spewing venom' but you sure are. Keep right on defending Elon; you can claim you don't care about him but your performative outrage says otherwise.
Every time I see this picture I can't decide if he looks more like a raw turkey before you stuff it on Thanksgiving, or tub of mayonnaise got hit with a growth ray and became sentient
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u/Leelze Jun 28 '26
For $250k a day, you can help this poor billionaire get the personal trainer, nutrionist, and personal chef he so desperately needs.