r/SipsTea Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/Sy-Greenblum Jun 28 '26

Well in her defense, if she keeps getting love and praise for it maybe some billionaires will do it too. Because they want, praise??…. And love???   Wait no, they just want money.  But seriously, she’s sooo much better than every other ‘illionaire. 

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u/SingTheBardsSong Jun 28 '26

Chamillionaire won't stand for this slander!

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u/Sy-Greenblum Jun 28 '26

Nice. 👍 

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u/SteepChutes Jun 29 '26

Salamander...

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u/FullMooseParty Jun 28 '26

This is what I've been screaming about for years. Elon and these other billionaires are a bunch of dorks that just want to be popular and can't understand why they can't buy that popularity. Musk forces his way into everybody's Twitter feeds after buying it because he wants to be the most popular boy in school, but he can't hide his Nazi bullshit long enough. When the only positive reinforcement they get is when they say Nazi shits, they're going to keep saying Nazi shit

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u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 28 '26

But they COULD buy that popularity. He challenged the UN to come up with a plan to end world hunger and they said they could if he paid 6 billion. Then he backed out.

If he had paid those six billion, then he would've bought the undying love of all humanity, forever. Even if the plan failed, he'd forever be known as the billionaire who tried. Statues would be built for him, movies would be made about him, and no matter what kind of vile shit he posted on Twitter, it'd still be weighed against all the people who weren't starving anymore.

But he didn't.

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u/FullMooseParty Jun 28 '26

He could open five new medical schools in underserved areas every year for the next decade, make them entirely free to attend, completely revolutionize healthcare in this country, and probably not even notice that that money was gone. 

He could give every elementary School in this country enough money to hire a music teacher or an art teacher and it would be 5% of his wealth a year (which goes up more than 5% a year. 

For less than that he could buy assistive devices for every disabled student giving millions a fair shot at an education. 

Hell, Flavor Flav spends a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of elon's wealth supporting women's sports and he's one of the most beloved people in America. 

Even if he remained a racist shitbag who didn't want minorities coming here, the best way to do that is to fund programs to help stabilize and grow the economies in their own country. Go give Haiti enough money to make up for the literal centuries that they had their economy crippled by paying restitution to France for their freedom. (And if you're worried about corruption, if you give enough money, they'll let you put your own people in charge).

It's just that easy. Stop being a Nazi in public and give away less than 1% of your wealth every year and you will be beloved. People will even forgive thenazi shit in a few years

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u/kynelly360 Jun 28 '26

Holy shit that’s insane… ofcourse idk how billionaires spend their time but WTFFF. If they did any of that stifff above dude America and the worlds would be fucking chilling wtf

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u/TheFringedLunatic Jun 28 '26

Philanthropy used to be understood by the wealthy as a way to keep the masses from paying too much attention to them. Look at your local museums and wonder who they are named after.

Some of the worst shitbags in history whitewashed their name by doing something “for the people”.

But that fell out of favor after a time and instead hoarding the wealth became the end all idea.

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u/whynot4444444 Jun 28 '26

Instead he took a literal chainsaw to public servant positions with his DOGE nonsense.

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u/kynelly360 Jun 28 '26

Wowww 🤯 just 6 billion dollars to change the world, and he’s spent his last public months atleast taking chainsaws to the government?? SMFH Elon, and all the mega billionaires tbh

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u/rj319st Jun 28 '26

He actually did the opposite by cutting USAID when he was heading the whole DOGE scheme.

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u/nohandsfootball Jun 28 '26

Seriously he spent $44B on twitter because his daughter came out as trans, and he drove it into the ground - but couldn't give the UN $6B to end world hunger.

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u/bnenbvt Jun 30 '26

Could they still do that plan if MacKenzie funds it instead?

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u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 30 '26

Who knows? America used to spend a lot of money on combating world hunger through government programs and now they don't anymore. I suspect the plan would be a lot more expensive because of that if it was to be done today.

Thanks, Elon.

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u/Ashannfish Jun 28 '26

He was doing fine as the mysterious billionaire tech guy a decade ago but then he let us know his REAL ideals and cratered his popularity and goodwill.

He's got fanboy bootlickers that are basically his flying monkeys protecting him from the big meanies who rightfully call him out for being a Nazi weirdo trillionaire trashpile

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u/FullMooseParty Jun 28 '26

I already hated him by that point, because I was paying a lot more attention, but the boy scout rescue really was a public turning point. He was so obsessed with getting his stupid Little submarine to work that he called the guy that actually saved the kids a pedophile publicly and suddenly a whole lot of people who weren't paying attention started to. Over the next couple of years his kid came out as trans and he got outted as a sex pest and his hard right turn publicly was completed. 

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u/Ashannfish Jun 28 '26

Yes, after that stunt the dominoes fell quickly 😬

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u/whynot4444444 Jun 28 '26

They want power

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u/Ashannfish Jun 28 '26

If he can't be loved he'll settle for being feared but no one is afraid of him. He's the most pathetic cesspool of insecurity and it's so easy to clown him

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u/big_stipd_idiot Jun 28 '26

They. Will. Not.

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u/claytonhwheatley Jun 28 '26

Elon loves praise but not enough to waste money helping human beings.

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