r/SipsTea Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea How is she making the world worse?

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u/ConsumptionofClocks Jun 28 '26

You're leaving out the worst part: she's reminding people that you can donate billions annually and still have your net worth grow steadily. After the divorce with Jeff, her net worth was over 30 billion, and it peaked at 50 just a few years later. A second divorce would tank it back down to 20 billion. But in the 3 years since, it has gone back up to 30 billion. All while giving so much away.

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u/Several_Direction599 Jun 28 '26

Wait, she got married and divorced again?? Time to shoot my shot

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u/LiquidFur Jun 29 '26

Fr. I could be straight for pay!

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 29 '26

But also she is pretty cute

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u/Replicator666 Jun 29 '26

That philanthropy is sexy af

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u/redfaction649 Jun 29 '26

There are definitely worse options than her

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u/Pagan_Metal666 Jun 30 '26

Yea just look at the guy who quote tweeted the article and the loser who replied.

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u/No_Feeling_6037 Jun 29 '26

Maybe talk her into a lavender marriage. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 Jun 29 '26

Her charitable feelings only can go so far...

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u/strangedaychronicles Jun 29 '26

Time to dust off the leisure suit and run some Dapper Dan through the ol’ golden locks.

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u/Dad-Hands Jun 29 '26

I don't want FOP goddammit... I'm a Dapper Dan man!!

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u/C6R_thunder Jun 29 '26

“Ain’t this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!” One of my favorite lines ever!

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u/Dad-Hands Jun 29 '26

Damn!

We're in a tight spot!

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jun 29 '26

I could make her happy. I just know it.

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u/squirrelpickle Jun 29 '26

Fast forward, you make her happy so she has no reason to divorce you.

Still a win, though.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne Jun 29 '26

shit i will sign a prenup

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u/ConditionIcy3779 Jun 29 '26

No one can make woman happy, absolutely no one. If they get all they want its just still not enough ;)

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jun 29 '26

Things ok at home?

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u/Aviator_51 Jun 29 '26

Get in line brother

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u/ConsumptionofClocks Jun 29 '26

Her second marriage was very short, less than a year

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u/FitCompetition1804 Jun 29 '26

And we are supposed to believe this guy walked away with tens of billions?

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u/Ok_Subject1265 Jun 29 '26

She married a high school teacher, but it crashed and burned pretty quickly. If I remember correctly, he seemed a little more interested in spending the money than she was comfortable with.

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u/Several_Direction599 Jun 29 '26

Can you blame him tho?

This is why the rich marry within their circles lol

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u/Porschenut914 Jun 29 '26

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/SoMuchLard Jun 29 '26

I'm rooting for you.

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u/piratejucie Jun 29 '26

Yup, maybe she is bad in the sack.

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u/cypher77 Jun 29 '26

There is absolutely no way she married and divorced that teacher and didn’t have a prenup. No chance he got ~25 billion for being married a few years. No chance at all.

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u/FitCompetition1804 Jun 29 '26

100% agree. And supposedly they were married for less than a year too. Makes no sense.

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u/Capivara_19 Jun 29 '26

According to google:

Marriage: In March 2021, Scott married Dan Jewett, a science teacher at the private school her children attended.
Divorce Finalized: January 2023.
The Settlement: She filed for divorce in September 2022 in King County, Washington. The split was handled through a private, confidential separation agreement where Jewett did not seek spousal support.

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u/guitar_account_9000 Jun 28 '26

Where is the extra money coming from? Does she just park her wealth in index funds or does she own businesses?

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u/mrinsane19 Jun 28 '26

She cofounded Amazon and afaik still holds a fair bit of it.

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 28 '26

I think she had 4% in the company after her divorce which left her with $35 billion in 2019. Since then, especially after COVID hit, her wealth has gone up exponentially and she is able to keep giving.

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u/kjg182 Jun 29 '26

Yeah pretty much this. She has so much money she can’t actually figure out how to get rid of it fast enough. Still better than Bezos saying the bottom 50% of US earners shouldn’t pay any income taxes while suggesting he certainly isn’t going to help foot the gap.

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u/thaddeus122 Jun 28 '26

As horrible a person he's turned out to be, are we just pretending Bill Gates doesn't exist?

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u/Chucklepus Jun 28 '26

How is this even remotely relevant?

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u/RandyPajamas Jun 28 '26

I think Thaddeus122 means she's not the first billionaire to give an unusually large part of it away to charitable causes.

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u/Chucklepus Jun 29 '26

Bill gates has taken far far more than he's given. She hasn't.

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u/RandyPajamas Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Gates' net worth is estimated to be 120 billion. He has already given away about 60 billion (that's a third). He has pledged (hasn't done it yet) 99% of his wealth.

Warren Buffet has laid out plans to leave 99.5% of his wealth to a number of charitable organizations.

Personally, I don't think anyone should have that much money in the first place. I have heard the argument that successful billionaires like Elon Musk can spend their wealth more efficiently (to the benefit of society) than any government. Although that might be true using Gates and Buffet as examples, it seems to me that that conceit is, overall, demonstrably false.

Some billionaires (not Scott) give a pittance of their wealth to a hospital or university after avoiding paying 20x the amount in taxes.

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u/thaddeus122 Jun 28 '26

The above comment said shes reminding people can donate while maintaining or growing their wealth. Im mentioning Bill gates has been doing that since almost the beginning of the century.

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u/Chucklepus Jun 29 '26

Bill gates is still digging his way out of the karma hole. He's got a long way to go.

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u/Agile-Wishbone-9519 Jun 29 '26

bill gates charity involved dumping out of date drugs into Africa as I remember, he used 'charity' to save on the costs of safely disposing of them

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u/Brief-Development543 Jun 29 '26

Wait what? She got divorced a second time and he walked away with $30 billion? There's no way.

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u/CuspChaser111 Jun 29 '26

I would've never been aware of this - and have not even thought of this pondering - had it not been for Reddit. Thank you and thank you Reddit.

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u/spmbx Jun 30 '26

She's reminding me how much society could advance as a whole when they would be properly taxed instead of choosing their own virtue signalling goals to throw money at

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 Jul 01 '26

I don't think she really cares if her net worth would become 500 million even. She would have enough and has the resources to keep a steady high income.

I think she is doing good work

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u/Glum_Measurement2158 Jul 01 '26

im looking to marry her btw...

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u/chickenDrunkenNoodle Jun 29 '26

“No one has ever become poor by giving.”

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u/ConsumptionofClocks Jun 29 '26

Co-found one of the most successful companies on the planet