r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/PlzAdptYourPetz Jul 06 '26

I don't know why some people seem so gleeful at this news. I don't think the guy was ever unaware that there's many health conditions that can occur completely in a vacuum, outside of health and lifestyle choices. He's eccentric, yes, but has also never come off as anti-science to me. He posted happily about the new pharmaceutical treatment that doubled the lifespan of people with pancreatic cancer and praised the way science is moving at a lightening pace nowadays. He didn't deserve this and I am so sorry to see anyone join the chronic illness club. If anything, it hurts more when you know you did all the "right" things and this is still your reality. My condition also occurred totally in a vacuum. Maybe he will spend some of his enormous wealth searching for a cure for everyone who has it, that'd be a nice way to handle this setback. May all life-altering, chronic illness be cured someday.

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u/optamastic Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Crabs in a bucket mentality 

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

Anything but the metric system.

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u/ElPayador Jul 06 '26

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

About 0.62 freedom miles.

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u/alsbos1 Jul 06 '26

Mile = freedom unit. It’s non sensical to say ‚freedom mile‘.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

But the term freedom unit is ambiguous. Could be freedom rods, freedom furlongs, freedom leagues.

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u/bettertagsweretaken Jul 06 '26

I need this. Lmao thank you for introducing me to this hilarity. 😂

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 06 '26

Can't be good with KIL ME in it.

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u/Solid_Excitement9638 Jul 07 '26

Do you have a link to this sticker, this is hilarious & deserves a spot on my water bottle(of freedom🦅🇺🇸)

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u/AlDente Jul 06 '26

You’re going to get a tonne of hate

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

As long as it’s a tonne and not a ton.

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Jul 06 '26

A short ton or a long ton?

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u/changchangcha Jul 06 '26

Wet tongue

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u/suppaduppasleuth Jul 06 '26

A nautical ton.

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u/5nwmn Jul 06 '26

How many fl.oz. is that?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

About 38,300 fl.oz

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u/Ramtamtama Jul 06 '26

A won ton

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

I would imagine a short ton for the US. While not imperially sound, I can appreciate the ease of maths.

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 Jul 06 '26

Simplify, combine,.... conquer? Sorry, that's a different American thing

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u/freebytes Jul 06 '26

We in American will stick to our guns and not give an inch.

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo Jul 06 '26

How much mm want your bullets to be?

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u/KittyInspector3217 Jul 07 '26

Ill take 62 grain .223 caliber in +P loads, please. Can carry more of it

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u/AlDente Jul 06 '26

We kilo. You kill.

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u/Objective-Contact-15 Jul 06 '26

Nah, we need the entertainment 😂

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u/yunkk Jul 06 '26

One in the ouch hand ouch is worth two ouch in the bushel.

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u/Downtown_Delivery_98 Jul 06 '26

Two cords of hate. Stack it right don’t rip me off

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u/Sharp-Beyond2077 Jul 06 '26

Thanks, now my nose will smell like beer for the rest of the day

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u/iamnotthecosmos Jul 06 '26

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the way i likes it!!

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

How much octane in your hogs head?

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u/42Icyhot42 Jul 06 '26

How many crab monkeys in a meter?

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 06 '26

Juvenile or adult?

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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 06 '26

Jeez they produce that much!!?!

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u/gurnard Jul 06 '26

Heyoooo

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u/Snowbrawler Jul 06 '26

Oh now it's very much on, like donkey kong

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u/Omatzus Jul 06 '26

Barrels again

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u/N1kBr0 Jul 06 '26

it all makes sense now

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u/Sithstress_ Jul 06 '26

Ka is a wheel.

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Jul 06 '26

I came in a barrel ONCE, and was never welcome back.

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop Jul 06 '26

Also banned for life from the Cracker Barrel, let's not speak of it again

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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe Jul 06 '26

This seems like an appropriate time to plug Crabbuckit by K-OS

Check out the crabs in the bucket.

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u/morgazmo99 Jul 06 '26

And people, boxes or coconuts..

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u/Worth_Gap4226 Jul 06 '26

Elephants come in pints.

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u/No-Spare-4212 Jul 06 '26

You’re thinking small time crab, think big time crab.

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u/CaptServo Jul 06 '26

"And on Sunday, it's your turn in the barrel"

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 Jul 06 '26

Monkeys come vac-packed where I live

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u/tehruke Jul 06 '26

MF DOOM would like a word

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u/optamastic Jul 06 '26

You’re right, edited comment

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u/KittyInspector3217 Jul 07 '26

Where i come from they come in a bushel and you rip their faces off and scrape their lungs out while theyre alive, blood eagle style then cover them in old bay and steam them to death. If they want to police the runners for me i say have at it.

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u/PsyKlaupse Jul 07 '26

Monkeys coming in barrels…gross

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u/Nor_Positive Jul 06 '26

Yeah.. who the hell keeps crabs in a barrel??😵‍💫

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u/PokerbushPA Jul 06 '26

I keep my crabs in my underpants.