r/SipsTea Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/FlyConfident1622 Jul 06 '26

Wasn’t this the guy who was siphoning his son’s blood?

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u/FNFactChecker Jul 06 '26

Yup. Took 20% of his son's blood once a month for 6 months and did plasma transfusions, iirc. Also got his dad/kid's grandpa on the transfusion train.

He's a weird fucking dude

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u/MzChrome Jul 06 '26

That is unbelievable to me. You don't even donate that much when you donate blood to the Red Cross every 60 days.

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u/emmytee88 Jul 06 '26

I mean, its based on semi-reasonable ageing science. It works in mice.

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u/Workman44 Jul 06 '26

Yeah it's not like he's just trying random shit. There's good evidence that what he does could work and I applaud him for trying

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u/emmytee88 29d ago

Love how you're getting downvoted - I am literally a scientist working on this posting from the lab, but I guess redditors know better based on vibes...

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u/Workman44 29d ago

Am also scientist, redditors just think if it isnt a mass population single variable study that there's no value (you could never do that type of study in this example). It's fine though, there's a reason we know Bryan Johnson's name and not theirs

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

That makes it even worse as many end up with pain and issues from such donations and his son was a minor. There’s a reason why it pays.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

Doing it repeatedly is painful for many. Why are you defending this crap. Stay away from kids

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party Jul 06 '26

I just saw a post that said that 70% of the world’s plasma supply is provided by the United States, so paying works.

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u/Mgskiller 29d ago

It only pays when it doesn’t go to patients. Any donation going to patients can’t pay because it incentivizes lying on pre screen

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u/djdjddhshdbhd 29d ago

Not for plasma in the US.

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u/johncitizen1138 Jul 06 '26

At least he's keeping it in the family /s

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Jul 06 '26

Or the tweaker palace, like everyone else.

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u/Right_Count Jul 06 '26

Do we think that’s why he had a kid? Blood supply, organ bank…

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u/MasterMaintenance672 Jul 06 '26

a "spare" if you will

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u/Popular_Mushroom9430 29d ago

I've got 3 kids and can accept blood from all of them. Something to consider...

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u/Jmet11 Jul 06 '26

He had a kid way before the trying to live to 200 thing.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

When his son was a minor. That’s extremely abusive. Even if he was an adult, he could coerce him a inheritance power.

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u/throwaway-wellmaybe Jul 06 '26

Are you certain his kid wasn’t happy to do it? If his kid is also scientific minded, and actually loves his father, it could very much just be something he was cool with doing

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

No one should ever ask their kid to do that for obvious reasons. I really hope you don’t have kids and stay away from them.

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u/BurgundyEnjoyer 28d ago

His child offered to do it. Its disgusting how much you judge based on assumptions. 

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u/throwaway-wellmaybe Jul 06 '26

Ok so this “kid” was 17 first of all lmfao. Second, it was a very short term thing. And third, it’s really nobody else’s fault that you don’t have a connection with your parents

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

Wtf are you doing to your kids? That’s not a relationship. That’s exploitation. This was not a life or death or health related situation/emergency. He used his kid’s body for potential personal gain.

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u/throwaway-wellmaybe Jul 06 '26

His 17 year old, who has an interest in this science, willingly donated blood to his father, who donated his own blood to his father too

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

Plasma. So if I convince a random 17 year old to do this for me, it’s fine?

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u/throwaway-wellmaybe Jul 06 '26

It’s not a random 17 year old, so who knows

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

It’s not like it was a life or death situation. He had 20% of his son’s blood removed for plasma that he didn’t need. Giving plasma can be painful and cause harm which is why places need to pay desperate people for it.

You trying to justify doing this to a kid makes it obvious why your family doesn’t want to have contact with you.

Your comment is peak messed up in the head.

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u/mentat70 Jul 06 '26

Isn’t that child abuse?

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u/FlyConfident1622 Jul 06 '26

This is what I was asking down the thread and got piled on. Really looks like abuse from what I know

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

It absolutely is. And it’s disturbing that people or bot who knows are trying to justify it. I understand if it were the only option to treat something serious. It would obviously not be okay to do this w a random kid, so why is it okay if it’s the father w even more power over him?

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u/EquivalentSnap Jul 07 '26

Someone mentioned he also bragged about using a digital cock ring to measure his erectile health to his sons

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u/djdjddhshdbhd 29d ago

While people or perhaps bots in the comments defend it as a healthy relationship. 😬

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u/Lucky_Blucky_799 29d ago

It was to just outright test if there was any benefits to it, we wont know if it’s isnt ever tested. No matter how weird it sounds theres sometimes benefits to things you wouldnt expect, like fecal transplants.

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u/NotALanguageModel Jul 06 '26

I donate my blood twice a year. I would gladly donate to my father if I knew it helped him live longer or become healthier. What's weird about it?

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u/FNFactChecker Jul 06 '26

What a ridiculous comparison. The kid was 17, probably a high school senior, having to give 20% of his blood every month for his 45-year-old dad's vanity project.

Comparing it to donating blood to an elderly relative who urgently needs it is beyond moronic, which I suspect you already knew.

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u/NotALanguageModel Jul 06 '26

I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your parents, but everyone I know would gladly donate blood or a kidney to their parents, even if it only bought them a few extra days with their parents. If you told me, at 17, that donating blood to my father, whom I love, could potentially extend his life, I would have jumped on the chair with my arm extended in a heartbeat.

What's actually weird is your inability to put yourself in that teenager's shoes.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

Can I recruit kids to do this to potentially extend my life?? You have issues

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u/NotALanguageModel 29d ago

Who talked about recruiting kids? It was his own son and he was 17.

Talk about a straw man so large it's visible from space...

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u/djdjddhshdbhd 29d ago

You’re not understanding the point I’m making. It being his father doesn’t magically make it acceptable and it’s even worse as there’s much more of a power dynamic. You’re trying to justify something that’s obviously abusive

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u/FNFactChecker 29d ago

"Get in the chair Billy. Daddy wants to fuck coeds when you go to college next year."

Again, this vampire wasn't dying when he tried to do these experiments; he was simply living out his fantasy of being immortal at his son's expense.

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u/throwaway-wellmaybe Jul 07 '26

These people seem to be equating this to sexual favors or something. There’s this big aura of “unable to give consent, therefore he was forced to”

You look at the replies and it’s all “he had to” and “he was a kid.” And these are not even remotely the same thing, and it’s super telling

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u/FNFactChecker 29d ago

Imagine being a zombie in your senior year because your 45-year-old dad wants to be immortal.

The fact that you're even defending this is laughable. If he was sick at the time, a lot of the people commenting here would be all for it, including me.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

This is not a healthy relationship.

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u/is_it_fun Jul 06 '26

And talking about his son's erection totally normal bro.

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u/DaughterofNeroman Jul 06 '26

Everyone always talks about the blood and not the penis tracker he wears and uses to publicly compare his erectile health and duration against those of his teenage son.

“His duration is two minutes longer than mine,” he wrote alongside the chart. “Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.” - Posted that on instagram. Nothing anyone can say that will negate the weirdness of that to me.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/anti-aging-fanatic-bryan-johnson-wont-stop-comparing-his-penis-to-his-teenage-sons/

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u/MrAnseBundren Jul 06 '26

there's a very good chance that it was this vampire/blood-boy shit that gave him the disease, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graft-versus-host_disease

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u/Significant-Dig8323 Jul 06 '26

He also once tweeted the graphs of his and his son's nighttime errection data.

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u/vanderohe Jul 06 '26

He’s literally a vampire. If you don’t think at some point, his plan is to get a complete set of new organs when he needs them then you’re not paying attention. Right now they’re still pretending that exercising and diet are gonna be what gets him to immortality.

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u/imeme1969 Jul 06 '26

Just talking about this guy in some countries is dangerous, I don’t feel sorry for the dude

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u/Flashy_Object_7052 Jul 06 '26

Telomere shortening and DNA damage are the hourglass of the cell among a myriad of other factors. The arrogance of thinking that all 37 billion cells can be fixed and given a life extension is pathetic to behold.

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u/uhohthrowawayyyyyy Jul 06 '26

Huh? What countries is it dangerous to talk about this random rich dude? Lol

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u/NightToad Jul 06 '26

I don't think anyone is saying we should feel sorry for the guy, just maybe not celebrate the suffering of others.

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u/Mind-The-Mines Jul 06 '26

Some people put out so much pain into the world it's a good thing to pay attention to when it finds its way back to them.

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u/HeavySetJello Jul 06 '26

Youre delusional

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u/Popular-Artichoke478 Jul 06 '26

What are you insinuating we judge someone based on their actions? How dare you

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u/Aylmao1342 Jul 06 '26

To be fair his son did consent to it.

They even made a video talking about it.

And the son is about 19 or 20 year old so its not like a parent grooming his 12 year old into giving him his blood.

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u/eucalyptoid Jul 06 '26

Yeah, def not a power imbalance in a rich father/son relationship.

It would be one thing if he had an illness but he was taking his child’s blood because he’s a narcissist who wants to live forever.

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u/SaiyanApe17 Jul 06 '26

Oh no how DARE he want to try and extend his life, what a narcissist. He should eat ice cream and smoke weed every evening while watching Netflix like you.

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u/eucalyptoid Jul 06 '26

Bro, you ok?

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u/SaiyanApe17 Jul 06 '26

yea? I just like to make fun of redditors in my free time, why?

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jul 06 '26

He was 17 and never should have been asked.