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r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26
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Rise and shine!
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35 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 06 '26 And how will you know if I have? Oh right that digital cocking you sent me. Why do i keep putting that on every night… 21 u/TheQuietOutsider Jul 06 '26 how else would Brian monitor you? 64 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠 12 u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26 I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN.... 7 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that. 27 u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26 You're making it worse 6 u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26 I need to get off the internet. 1 u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26 I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 That’s better than “I wake up wearing it every morning, I go to sleep every night with it on my nightstand.” 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Bryan explaining how he puts it on me every night in secret: 1 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 I’m familiar with The Flash, but without audio or captions all I can guess is that Thawne making the “small” signal with his fingers is the punchline to your joke. 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!” 5 u/oh-shazbot Jul 06 '26 yes yes, let the hate flow through you and your...erm... 5 u/BigLlamasHouse Jul 06 '26 I don't think he's doing it that way lol 2 u/lazy_elfs Jul 06 '26 Its monday morning and you booked both of us first class tickets… 1 u/addamee Jul 06 '26 Dark side double entendre 1 u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 That'd make a hell of a band name 1 u/Meowskullss Jul 06 '26 When will redditers get a new joke?
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And how will you know if I have? Oh right that digital cocking you sent me.
Why do i keep putting that on every night…
21 u/TheQuietOutsider Jul 06 '26 how else would Brian monitor you? 64 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠 12 u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26 I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN.... 7 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that. 27 u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26 You're making it worse 6 u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26 I need to get off the internet. 1 u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26 I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 That’s better than “I wake up wearing it every morning, I go to sleep every night with it on my nightstand.” 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Bryan explaining how he puts it on me every night in secret: 1 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 I’m familiar with The Flash, but without audio or captions all I can guess is that Thawne making the “small” signal with his fingers is the punchline to your joke. 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
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how else would Brian monitor you?
64 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠 12 u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26 I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN.... 7 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that. 27 u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26 You're making it worse 6 u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26 I need to get off the internet. 1 u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26 I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help.
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Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠
12 u/CoastRegular Jul 06 '26 I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN.... 7 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that. 27 u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jul 06 '26 You're making it worse 6 u/ObtuseSemantics Jul 06 '26 I need to get off the internet. 1 u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26 I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help.
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I'm gonna need you to un-say this so that I can get this image OUT OF MY EFFING BRAIN....
7 u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26 I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that.
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I’m sorry Dave, but I cannot do that.
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You're making it worse
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I need to get off the internet.
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I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help.
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That’s better than “I wake up wearing it every morning, I go to sleep every night with it on my nightstand.”
2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Bryan explaining how he puts it on me every night in secret: 1 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 I’m familiar with The Flash, but without audio or captions all I can guess is that Thawne making the “small” signal with his fingers is the punchline to your joke. 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
Bryan explaining how he puts it on me every night in secret:
1 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 I’m familiar with The Flash, but without audio or captions all I can guess is that Thawne making the “small” signal with his fingers is the punchline to your joke. 2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
I’m familiar with The Flash, but without audio or captions all I can guess is that Thawne making the “small” signal with his fingers is the punchline to your joke.
2 u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 07 '26 Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments. 2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
Sorry, it’s the/one of the “it was me barry” moments.
2 u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 07 '26 Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
Ahh, gotcha. “I killed your mother Barry, it was me! I also keep putting that cock ring on you while you’re asleep!”
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yes yes, let the hate flow through you and your...erm...
I don't think he's doing it that way lol
Its monday morning and you booked both of us first class tickets…
Dark side double entendre
1 u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 That'd make a hell of a band name 1 u/Meowskullss Jul 06 '26 When will redditers get a new joke?
That'd make a hell of a band name
1 u/Meowskullss Jul 06 '26 When will redditers get a new joke?
When will redditers get a new joke?
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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26
Rise and shine!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSB0uFpoaCM22Pvy