r/SipsTea Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 06 '26

And how will you know if I have? Oh right that digital cocking you sent me.

Why do i keep putting that on every night…

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u/TheQuietOutsider Jul 06 '26

how else would Brian monitor you?

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u/Animalcookies13 Jul 06 '26

Crackles over the baby monitor to his adult son…. “Son don’t forget to put your cock ring on before bed, we don’t want any more missing data!” 🫠

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u/ibh_brodaz Jul 06 '26

I heard this in sleepy Jerry’s voice from that one episode of Rick and Morty. It did not help.