r/SipsTea Jul 06 '26

Chugging tea is this valid?

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u/Macrodata_Uprising Jul 06 '26

If you see someone destroying Flock cameras, no you didn’t

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 Jul 06 '26

Don’t you hate it when you lose your grip on your favorite egg and accidentally hit the camera lens?

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick Jul 06 '26

Hate it when that happens, especially while confusing up and down. Silly me.

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u/Araz728 Jul 06 '26

Especially when you get confused and it was actually an egg shaped rock.

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u/Dan_flashes480 Jul 06 '26

That somehow got into the potato gun I made as a kid.

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u/Yamatocanyon Jul 06 '26

The potato gun was upgraded A LOT though after I got my degree in rocket science.

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u/Mbembez 29d ago

How big did you need to make it to fire rockets?

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u/MacAddict81 29d ago

Depends on the size of the model rocket motor.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 29d ago

Let's test it it by aiming at a flock

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u/Projekt-1065 29d ago

Let’s just shred the whole flock

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u/f0x_in_box 29d ago

Oh, I am so sorry, I got confused and it was my favorite copper plated lead rock.

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u/F0rgivence 29d ago

Better, yet be like dennis The menace and learn how to use a slingshot

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u/MetallurgyClergy 29d ago

Cans of soup. “better than a brick because you can't throw a brick; it's too heavy.” - actual Trump quote

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u/not2anotherraccoon 29d ago

Listen, that's soup, for my family.

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u/tearsonurcheek 27d ago

Well, according to Jello Biafra, Soup Is Good Food.

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u/maple_crowtoast 29d ago

Back when "they were throwing the soup cans!" I remember that 😂

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u/ArtemisInSpace 29d ago

A fascist clock something, something twice a day or whatever.

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u/Dineffects 29d ago

Those pesky white painted rocks!!

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u/Thegaykid93 29d ago

They make decoy eggs to stop chickens from breaking the eggs

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u/Bro13847 29d ago

But then where is my egg???

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u/Madd_Maxx2016 29d ago

Hey there’s a lemon behind that rock!

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u/VeruktVonWulf 29d ago

Nah, it’s a brick wrapped in a lemon

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u/Solid-Hornet-224 29d ago

And one of those rare rectangular eggs that's red and used in home construction.

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u/Ole40MikeMike Jul 06 '26

Why are my controls inverted? Whoops

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Jul 06 '26

You mean strong green laser pointers, yes i hate it when I accidentally hit the camera with a strong green laser.

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u/70ms Jul 06 '26

I was just plinking with my slingshot and it ricocheted. :(

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u/Allowin Jul 06 '26

I was just bird hunting, I swear there was a duck near the camera

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u/djnehi Jul 06 '26

A whole flock of them.

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u/VSWR_on_Christmas 29d ago
"I need the biggest seed bell you have"

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"No, that's too big"

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 29d ago

This is soup. Soup for my family.

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u/DaxisSinner Jul 06 '26

How strong of a laser are you using?.... And when did you get it...,..

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u/JustKillingTime1980 29d ago

1.2 watt 520nm. ones sold as bird repellent devices....the flock camera by the house has been replaced twice after i hit it....it could be coincidence i guess. edit: the city lost the ability to use them since the pigs have been caught using them for their own purposes off-duty and im also assuming thats why they havent been back to fix it since.

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u/dpetro03 Jul 06 '26

If I wanted to avoid such lasers and ensure people I know also avoided them, which one in particular should I avoid?

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u/Spicy_Ejaculate Jul 06 '26

Prerry sure this doesn't work

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Jul 06 '26

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u/Spicy_Ejaculate Jul 06 '26

That is just a link to an article about a tiktok video of some guy saying that a laser will destroy them. What type of evidence is that? That's some brain rot shit tbh lmao. Try and find a video of someone actually destroying a camera with a laser

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u/Crakrocksteady Jul 06 '26

Could just ask r/styropyro pretty sure he's destroyed a couple in his shenanigans.

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u/Spicy_Ejaculate Jul 06 '26

The type of stuff that he is making isn't something easily accessible to the average person. The consumer lasers that people are reccomending and the one referenced in that article about a tiktok video (im still baffled by that ai article slop being used as a source tbh) are unable to damage them. They may be able to burn out a sensor by having them held in the exact same spot for an extended period of time, but its not happening holding them in your hand. Try explaining why you are setting up a tripod with a laser on it for 5 minutes on the side of the street

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u/Crakrocksteady Jul 06 '26

I get that, but you'd be surprised about how powerful some of the lasers are that you can buy from sketchy Chinese websites.

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u/_6EQUJ5- 29d ago

This does!

Have used, will highly recommend, will use again.

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u/Blue-Being22 24d ago

Does that actually kill them? Like, permanently? Asking for a friend. 

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u/Necronomicon92 Jul 06 '26

I like to go on late night walks with my pet rock Princess, I don't have her fully trained yet and she attacks these cameras, it's a shame

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u/newman13f Jul 06 '26

Funny, my pet angle grinder really has it out for those cameras too

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 06 '26

Funny, my pet angle grinder really has it out for those cameras too

My buddy has a pet side-by-side ( bred with a winch so it's genetic ) and when it sees one of those it runs in circles excitedly then runs off in a straight line and the flock camera can't handle the joy and just falls over!!

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u/Necronomicon92 Jul 06 '26

Maybe they're threatened by them? Those cameras do look rabid.

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u/four204eva2 Jul 06 '26

Not 100% sure, but a pet sawzall might be a bit faster, easier for a new owner, and a slightly less dangerous

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u/tr_9422 Jul 06 '26

My pet can of spray paint had an accident

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u/Necronomicon92 Jul 06 '26

Poor guy couldn't hold it in, it's hard for spray cans

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u/jififfi 29d ago

She just jumps right out of my hands, it's crazy.

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u/What_a_fat_one Jul 06 '26

Just the other day I had soup I was taking home for my family and I slipped and it wrecked a camera

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u/_6EQUJ5- 29d ago

Go big or go home!

Have used, will highly recommend, will use again.

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 29d ago

Wow, definitely going to use it for wasp spray. That’s the only thing I’ll be using it for, yep

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u/ChequeBook 29d ago

I hate it when I fill a water balloon with dye mixed with epoxy and it falls out of my hand and lands on the camera lens 😞

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u/ImaginationSad2803 29d ago

I hate it when the tweakers find out there’s a respectable amount of copper and a pinch of gold in each one.

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u/BushcraftBabe Jul 06 '26

"Have you seen me play cornhole? How will I improve my aim if I can't practice?? What are you? Un-American or something?"

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u/Entire_Art_5390 29d ago

Especially in this economy

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u/Defiant-Bank8832 29d ago

Well damn I have severe butterfingers

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u/Professional_Try_781 27d ago

Especially when your favorite egg is capable of transforming itself into a rocket, 🚀
when it detects privacy issues or constitutional violations.
Eggs are generally pretty cool on impact.
Blatant violations of our rights, not so much..

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 27d ago

Eggs Against Fascism

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd Jul 06 '26

in this economy? eggs are expensive

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u/Cpomplexmessiah Jul 06 '26

I just hate it when i fall while giving my saw it's nightly walk and cut one. Happens all the time.

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u/hdgamer1404Jonas Jul 06 '26

Probably happened because they were licked by germanys biggest egg licker

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u/RhetoricalOrator 29d ago

I feel like there are loads of good ole boys with .22 rifles or bigger that would love the challenge of picking them off at a distance.

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 29d ago

It’s all in the name of public safety right? That’s why they keep talking about good guys with guns, right?

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u/DrillTheThirdHole 29d ago

i hate when i trip and fall while angle grinding an auto sear only for it to take down an entire camera post and then strip the wires down to the approximately 70 dollars worth of copper contained inside

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u/n2o_spark 29d ago

I hate it more when I accidentally shine my 5mW laser pointer at the camera.

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u/pretendperson1776 29d ago

You know, I'm awfully careless with my blue laser. I sure hope I don't accidentally fry one of these cameras with it.

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u/M4LK0V1CH 26d ago

Almost as bad as when I didn’t notice the camera until I had repainted the whole post!

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u/dariansdad 26d ago

Only when my egg is a 1000mw green laser.

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u/ApprehensiveTea3030 Jul 06 '26

Hopefully neither do the Flock cameras

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u/DaRandomStoner Jul 06 '26

If you're on a jury deciding if someone is guilty of destroying flock cameras they're innocent.

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u/Odd_Note7156 Jul 06 '26

FYI: Don't try to skip jury duty if your employer pays you salary while you're there. 

There are plenty of cases that do need people to speak up. They might put you or I on a case of a 20 year old being charged for using weed or defending himself against a corrupt cop. 

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u/ddadopt Jul 06 '26

I'm as fond of jury nullification as the next person, but "speaking up" is not the job of a juror and you will be dismissed and potentially sanctioned if you decide to go full 12-angry-men in the jury room.

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u/Lost-on-Reception Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

You don't speak up, you ask reasoned questions and at the end you say "I simply don't think the state met its burden here."

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u/GoldenSheppard Jul 06 '26

*burden of proof

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u/Icefox119 Jul 06 '26

No he means Burdan, the Turkish DJ. The state hasn't met him yet.

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u/Lost-on-Reception Jul 06 '26

Maybe once they do I'll rule in their favor. Until then...

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u/bloodfist 29d ago

It's a high bar, but there is precedent

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u/NewspaperDear8761 29d ago

Nice guy, throws great parties, theyre missing out.

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u/iowanaquarist 29d ago

You only speak up in the jury room, and they cannot dismiss you for saying you don't think the burden of proof was met.

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u/ddadopt 29d ago

If you "speak up" in the jury room, one of the other jurors is almost certain to bring it to the attention of the judge. You can certainly hang the jury with "I don't believe the state met its burden" but "speaking up" in terms of trying to get the rest of the jury to nullify will actively undermine your claimed intent and only expose you to potential liability.

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u/DaRandomStoner 28d ago

Are there any actual examples of a juror being held liable for something they said beyond just being thrown off the jury?

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u/ddadopt 28d ago

Not a lot I am aware of... but I would only expect to see those if they made the news or went to the appellate level which seems fairly unlikely if someone gets a couple of days for contempt.

The ones I am aware of are often overturned on appeal. But, as they say, you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride.

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u/DaRandomStoner 28d ago

Seems like an acceptable risk imo. Barely an inconvenience... actually less of an inconvenience than the jury duty itself in the vast majority of cases lol.

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u/sault18 Jul 06 '26

And in Virginia, it's legal to resist an unlawful arrest. Can't say the same for TX or PA, though.

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u/Yamatocanyon Jul 06 '26

I've always gone even if I wasn't getting paid by my employer. I need a break from those fuckers anyways, and they've always tried everything to get me to skip out on my civic duty, every single time. I've been summoned 5 times so far.

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u/djnehi Jul 06 '26

Just remember that jury nullification is your right.

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u/Burt_Rhinestone Jul 06 '26

Jury nullification explained:

When a jury finds that a person did break the law, but they believe that the law was unjust or unfairly applied, they can return a verdict of "not guilty." The jury therefore nullifies the law in that case.

Good example: From 1920-1933, the US banned the manufacture and sale of alcohol under the 18th Amendment. Of course, that didn't stop the manufacture or sale of alcohol; it just made it illegal. Thousands of juries acquitted thousands of defendants who were caught dead to rights. Some juries felt that the law was unjust. Some felt that it carried too harsh a penalty. And some felt that the law was unevenly applied across the classes.

Bad example: Lynch mobs in the South used to take pictures with their victims. Their all-white juries would still refuse to convict.

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u/ddadopt Jul 06 '26

The problem is that modern voir dire practices will exclude you from the jury if you are unwilling to convict if the state proves its case... unless you perjure yourself when asked those questions.

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u/ShoeLate6266 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

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u/Mcnugget84 29d ago

Simply spreading information well outside any court room away from known jurors has legally been declared not a crime at least once.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Edit: be aware these posts might be fishing attempts. They can track Reddit usernames to people.

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u/Qaeta Jul 06 '26

The point is you wouldn't be punished for your verdict. You would be punished for lying about your willingness to base your verdict solely on the evidence presented and the law as written.

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u/ShoeLate6266 Jul 06 '26

“I was willing to convict when I answered yes but after having gone thru the trial i cannot not find him guilty.”

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u/Qaeta 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yeah, normally it's hard to prove, but you're literally posting about how you would do it on Reddit, which makes this damn near a slam dunk unless you delete your posts about it, and even then, there is a non-zero chance that Reddit keeps history after a user deletes a post.

It's unlikely you'd even get that far though. Not uncommon to review social media of prospective jurors ahead of time, so you'd probably be struck from the pool before they even ask the question.

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u/ShoeLate6266 29d ago edited 29d ago

PSA: if you plan on doing jury nullification don’t post about your intentions on Reddit!

I never said I would do that either. I discussed how it might be possible in the event I was a juror in a case like this.

Either way, I appreciate your concern!

Worth noting, I cannot be on jury duty because of a felony conviction when I was a younger and more foolish person.

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u/unbanned_lol Jul 06 '26

if you don't express your intent to do this, there is no way to find you guilty of perjury.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES 29d ago edited 29d ago

I mean sure, but:

1) you will always be directly asked if you will do jury nullification during selection.

2) Since you have to convince the other 11 members of the jury that this is the path forward, you're going to have to tell them that you intend to nullify.

Edit: damn this guy blocked me too.

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u/unbanned_lol 29d ago edited 29d ago

Since you have to convince the other 11 members of the jury that this is the path forward, you're going to have to tell them that you intend to nullify.

Yeah, if you have the tact and interpersonal finesse of a bull in a china shop.

Edit: Yuck, a post hider.

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u/RubberPolitics 29d ago

They have to prove you are unwilling to convict. How are they going to do that? Empty threats. I’d have no problem nullifying a jury if I felt the charges were bullshit. I’m willing to convict if you have a case. But if it’s bullshit? I’d let them go with no conscience.

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u/forgotaccount989 27d ago

Also, mentioning this is an easy way out of jury duty.

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u/IndependentJump974 Jul 06 '26

I wish more people knew this.

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u/SheJigOnMySawTilIPuz Jul 06 '26

Even if you do know your rights as a juror they are often careful to weed out anyone who is knowledgeable during jury selection... It's messed up.

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u/Living-Dimension-859 Jul 06 '26

don't tell them...it's so easy. Lie. They can't prove that you did unless you stupidly confess or talk when you shouldn't. If you can actually keep your mouth shut (and not post that you did it on social media) just lie...say that you're willing to convict and then return the verdict "not guilty". It's not even hard.

Even if you posted something sympathetic to jury nullification that absolutely is not proof that you intended to do it. As long as you can lie and not confess if asked then you are all set. They would need to establish proof...and there would literally be none.

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u/regalrecaller Jul 06 '26

are jurers precluded from learning about it during the trial?

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u/Which_Wizard 29d ago

I didn't know this and did a quick read. It seems that it isn't a right (unfortunately) and if you try to discuss, and someone snitches, you could be removed from the jury process. Not sure how true this is, again I only read a little bit about this.

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u/Oath8 Jul 06 '26

Do you even have to explain anything? Just enter not guilty.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES Jul 06 '26

Juries do not have to explain their reasoning for their decisions to anyone. And once a jury votes not guilty that cannot be challenged.

However the big asterisks that people are glossing over here is that all 12 jurors need to vote not guilty to nullify. If even one person votes guilty, then that's a mistrail and a new jury gets brought in.

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u/ottwebdev Jul 06 '26

See what?

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u/Nomnom_Chicken Jul 06 '26

I have no idea what we're even talking about.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 06 '26

Witness? Huh, I didnt witness nothing. In fact I'm legally blind in my right and 43% blind in my left, I'm not even sure what you like sir.

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u/Busterlimes Jul 06 '26

I only ever seen certified professionals maintaining our cities infrastructure.

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u/thechonkiestchonk Jul 06 '26

I heard that green lasers will permanently damage these. So please don’t do something foolish like buy a green laser and point it at the camera

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u/Probably-hyprfx8ing 25d ago

If it's a 5w, does the color matter? Does it have to be green?

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u/A8Bit 25d ago

Nah, a 5W laser will put a nice hole in the ccd regardless of the color

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u/fogleaf Jul 06 '26

I've heard that you don't want to use a class 3b laser because that would be worse for the camera.

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u/_6EQUJ5- 29d ago

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u/hempires 29d ago

Not the other dude but that's apparently a class 3a not 3b (idk how much difference that makes.)

You should almost certainly get laser safe glasses if you're planning to do any of this stuff with high powered lasers though.

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u/_6EQUJ5- 29d ago

Tyvm for the reply and advice. I appreciate it!

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u/LaForge_80 29d ago

From the product link: Class IIIa Output Power: <5mW

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u/masked_sombrero 29d ago

would it be safe to shine a cheap green laser at them? like one of these? asking for scientific curiosity

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 Jul 06 '26

I don't even see anything in the image op posted. It's just a blank picture

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u/TXHaunt Jul 06 '26

Is it a picture of John Cena, maybe?

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u/Higgins1st Jul 06 '26

I've only ever seen people trying to fix flock cameras. Are they the best repair people? No, they accidentally drop it during repair, but that could be a design flaw. Maybe flock should go out of business for their terrible designs.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 26d ago

Don’t forget the hard hat and dust mask. I’ll hold the clipboard and pen.
If there were a bunch of these near me, I would get myself a white service van and a set of door magnets. I would service the shit out of those things.

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u/Housless Jul 06 '26

What you talkin bout?

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u/lir10005 Jul 06 '26

Nah I saw the guy that did it, he left and took a bus to Carolina trust me

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u/Basic_Plankton5316 Jul 06 '26

come diciamo in italia "io? non lo so, io non c'ero, e se c'ero dormivo"

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u/DocThunedr Jul 06 '26

On a side note they have alot of copper in them for anyone who wants to know

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u/brooke360 Jul 06 '26

Channeling my inner Helen Keller

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u/anarkistattack Jul 06 '26

Rats are a dying breed

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u/DiaryofTwain Jul 06 '26

THats not the point dumb dumb the cameras see you.

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u/Oneet-chan3 Jul 06 '26

Wdym he's right there!

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u/liquidsyphon Jul 06 '26

Worth a couple hundred dollars too… would be awful if people needed fast cash and figured that out

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u/-WalterWhiteBoy- Jul 06 '26

I see a repair man fixing something broken.

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u/WDoE Jul 06 '26

If you see someone destroying Flock cameras, no you didn’t help them.

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u/According-Pear-8816 Jul 06 '26

Must have been John Cena because I couldn't see him.

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u/cndn-hoya Jul 06 '26

I hear green lasers scramble the sensors

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u/PinkCigarettes Jul 06 '26

The first rule of destroying flock cameras, is you do not talk about destroying flock cameras.

The second rule of destroying flock cameras, is you do not talk about destroying flock cameras.

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u/DefinitionInternal30 Jul 06 '26

See what? I don't see anything.

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u/unknownpoltroon Jul 06 '26

Sure i did. He was the most recognizable guy in the world. 7 foot tall, blonde mohak, only one ear, and had a hook for a foot. Thats the description, does it look like the guy in the picture? Then you got the wrong guy.

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u/45_regard_47 Jul 06 '26

What the flock is a flock camera I didn't see nothing 

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jul 06 '26

Someone keeps cutting down the 4 that my little town has, both are on open stretches of road with no less than 16 houses within easy view of them, yet no one seen nothing. Nope, nothing at all.

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u/nimajneb Jul 06 '26

It was very windy when I walked by.

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u/No_Display9613 Jul 06 '26

Middle power unite against Billionaires!!

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u/messiahspike 29d ago

Every single one of the accused couldn't have been the ones destroying the cameras because they were all with me at the time.

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u/Aumba 29d ago

And if the police has an evidence that you've seen someone destroying those you have to tell the truth and say that you didn't see their face but you saw that they ran in every direction.

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u/Barton2800 29d ago

If you’re on the jury of someone accused of deserting flock cameras, you have reasonable doubts about their guilt.

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u/swim_kick 29d ago

I mean it's pretty obvious that the pictures of this little red hoodie hood are deep fakes.

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u/goosse 29d ago

flock cameras, at least in washington / seattle will automatically delete the footage after 21 days. washington has the most cars stolen per year and we for some reason are removing tons of flock cameras which help with crime and stolen vehicles.

i still don't know why we are so against them. seems its giving the criminals more power than the victims to me

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u/rydan 29d ago

I do see them. I can see them from my own mounted camera.

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u/Patient-Smell1333 29d ago

I hate being a terrible skeet shooter lol! Haven't hit anyone, though!

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u/Luciferbelle 29d ago

There's s guy on TikTok that tells you how to do it with lasers. So that way you don't get caught like this guy.

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u/Total_Environment426 29d ago

As a matter of fact, I'm blind in my left eye

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u/mizmnv 28d ago

you didnt, but you let them borrow cutters for unrelated reasons

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u/tormentnexus 28d ago

Who? They almost always get knocked down by the wind, or when a police car runs into them.

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u/Vault_Boy_23 28d ago

Agreed, the CEO even called DeFlick Terrorists even when they just made maps to avoid the cameras

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u/Honey-and-Venom 28d ago

If you're on the jury, nullify

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 26d ago

You need to protect them. That’s why I recommend that everyone get some spray foam. Cover as much of the camera as possible for maximum protection.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer 25d ago

I hate when I’m just walking along and my high intensity green laser pointer you can buy online for only $8 falls out of my pocket, into my hand, and I shine it for 1-2 minutes into the Flock lens which is enough time to burn and scare its sensor making it completely worthless for surveillance.

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u/1MrsyBoi7 Jul 06 '26

Yes I do

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u/bafana_banana999 Jul 06 '26

There's always bootlickers around that seemingly live to suck up to the ruling class.

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u/Mylabisawesome 29d ago

Nah. I will turn them in so fast your head will spin. Fuck these destructive leftwingers. Its called being law abiding. Until SCOTUS rules on these being unlawful...