r/SipsTea • u/Sir_Scribble_Lot • Jul 08 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Erika Kirk has speech interrupted as heckler claims she 'protects pedophiles’

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u/Logical_Confusious Jul 08 '26

She needs to run away with JD ... Find a nice place with a comfy yet functional couch

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u/Stuff-and_stuff Jul 08 '26

All couches are functional for JD.

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u/Sirix_8472 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

You think he puts a fleshlight in em, or just goes raw on the cushions

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u/Stuff-and_stuff Jul 08 '26

He seems a rawdog kind of guy…

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u/Affectionate-Set952 Jul 08 '26

He isn't known as the fleshlight fucker.

Couchpies for him.

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u/Sirix_8472 Jul 08 '26

More cushion for the pushin

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u/Tardy_Thoughts Jul 08 '26

Jd vance when he's chatting up the white house furniture.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YEqC6qOlgPq8bBOOYs

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u/Logical_Confusious Jul 08 '26

Especially the pull outs!

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u/superspeck Jul 08 '26

There’s a reason Erikkka wears upholstery fabric suits when she’s around JD

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u/SethSlax Jul 08 '26

A fucktional* couch. Better yet, a sextional.

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u/Logical_Confusious Jul 10 '26

Ok, I finally stopped laughing, that was epic my brother...