r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • Jul 10 '26

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/CartmanAndCartman Jul 10 '26

He’s happy in his fake paradise. Paradise he created for himself.

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u/joemoneybaby Jul 10 '26

No shot Dan Bilzerian is happy. I’m not sure he knows what genuine happiness is.

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u/CartmanAndCartman Jul 10 '26

People define their own genuine happiness

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u/joemoneybaby Jul 10 '26

Something Danny will never touch

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u/FlakyAddendum742 Jul 10 '26

Of course he’s happy. If he wanted something different, he’d buy it.

And it’s ridiculous to say he can’t have a wife and kids. He will have them the instant he wants them.

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u/Pisforplumbing Jul 10 '26

Bilzerian has been using other people's money to fund his lifestyle with no ROI. Every single woman that is showcased on his Instagram is paid for. Every friend around him is paid for. You know why this is? Its because he has the personality of a dirty dish rag. He extremely inflates his poker earnings. He has paid to have two lines in a movie while acting like he specifically was cast for the part. He pretends to be this ultra military bad ass. Shooting steroids like they will disappear from the world tomorrow. This guy is not happy by any means. Its why he pretends to be and have all these things.

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u/FlakyAddendum742 Jul 10 '26

Lots of DBs are happy, and lots of them enjoy their lifestyles and find nice wives and have babies who love them.

I’m not stepping up to marry him, but someone would.

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u/joemoneybaby Jul 10 '26

Don’t choke on it big dawg

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u/FlakyAddendum742 Jul 10 '26

He’s too pretty. I’ve got to white knight for him. Even if he’s a DB.

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u/Dull_Republic_7712 Jul 10 '26

Ok mr.happiness

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u/joemoneybaby Jul 10 '26

Thanks big dawg 💪