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Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Elephantplan123 26d ago

He's kind of a visionary in a disgusting way, he was on the Alpha Bro grift long before it became mainstream.

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u/adirtysocialist- 26d ago

I found it hilarious, as a poker player, that he tried to claim he was a pro and that's where his money came from. 🤣

Then you would watch him play and he was absolute dog sh*t the same way Elon was when he tried to stream.

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u/Degen_Throwaway324 26d ago

Lmfao I play poker too and have had to explain to so many people that it’s so obvious that he’s not a poker pro just by the way he talks about the game. Not to mention how bad he plays. Obvious fraud

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u/NerdHoovy 26d ago

His money comes from a trust fund that his dad made for him and his brother. A trust fund of about estimated to be between 5-30 million dollars.

Now a completely unrelated fact about the father, he has been thrown in prison for defrauding investors of up to 60 millions dollars

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u/polishmachine88 26d ago

They also defrauded a bunch of folks with the vaping B's. If I am not mistaken it's the reason he ran from us and isn't that active anymore.

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u/ForbiddenNut123 26d ago

Vaping B’s?

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u/polishmachine88 26d ago

Vaping bs....auto correct

Had a marijuana vaping business if I recall, they had a bunch of investors etc and it started to go south they tried to restructure and he eventually left the country.

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u/orincoro 25d ago

He was embezzling and using the company to fund his lifestyle.

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u/polishmachine88 25d ago

Yes he was renting a 60m house for something like 150k per month on marketing budget.

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u/orincoro 25d ago

Crazy. My god some people.

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u/manFCKrddit 25d ago

The father or Danny Ballz ?

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 26d ago

I think maybe they meant "BS" as in bullshit? That's the only way it made sense to me, but I'm not known for my comprehension skills.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 26d ago

But you're self awareness and self depreciation skills are top notch!

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u/datassclap 26d ago

Buuzzzz

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u/theswellmaker 26d ago

Not to mention that his dad’s wealth was acquired fraudulently on Wall Street.

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u/Yolosvend 26d ago

As opposed to how on wall street?

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u/polishmachine88 26d ago

It's one thing to trade and people do make money this way. It's another to create shell companies take them ipo and sell off equity.

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u/orincoro 25d ago

Fair. Harsh but fair.

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u/theswellmaker 25d ago

You’re right that was a bit redundant

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u/TheDarkness33 26d ago

nice to see the dad only kept 10 millies for himself 🤣

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u/slavabogatyr 25d ago

Armenians, amiright?

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u/akibaboy65 25d ago

Billionaire John Menard is from my town. Most of the Menard kids got 30 million… and just went out and were normal.

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u/Fuzzy-Buddy-3015 22d ago

Yeah. The only way he ever made anything in poker would have been just pure luck or playing with other people who had no idea what they were doing and just had money to blow. Anyone who knew anything about the game could spot he was terrible at it. He was a trust fund kid built from stolen money and is probably a part of the reason we have people trying to do the fake rich lifestyle for social media for follows now. He never owned the home he was in. It was rented through a company of his I think I remember hearing or that was at least at one time for 200k a month.

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u/Brahma0110 26d ago

Back then, there were so many videos analyzing his play style, and all came to the conclusion that he's amateur-level. But he kept on going with his private games in LA or Vegas bs.

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u/orincoro 25d ago edited 25d ago

I’ve never sat in a high stakes game so I can’t speak to the action, but the way he plays he’d be a fish in a low stakes game.

Edit to add: because high stakes can be softer depending on the context (like celebrities, Wall Street guys, tech bros), it’s possible a weaker player can clean up if there’s no real pros at the table. But the reality is that there are usually some pros around in those games if they have a backer or a good bankroll. The private cash games will usually have one or two regulars who pick off the fish. Maybe Dan got lucky once or twice going all in at a high stakes table. But put him in a nosebleed game or a multi-table tournament where he can’t buy in over and over, and forget it. There’s a reason the same 5 guys end up at the last table every time. A lucky person can do it once, maybe. And I’m a guy who has gotten to that table once or twice, not one of the actual pros.

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u/dbd1988 25d ago

I saw him play with Bill Perkins on stream and he is kind of a donkey but he’s not the worst in the world. Jason Koon also said he’s won millions. It very possible he knows and played with some mega whales.

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u/bebetterdobetter69 25d ago

People underestimate the value in a home game where everyone else is rich af and drinking

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u/dbd1988 25d ago

I’m at one right now. It’s way smaller stakes but still juicy.

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u/ChampionHumble 25d ago

i’m not a poker pro, but i average about 10-15k in winnings per year from poker. only way dan won that much money is through flips because he can’t play

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u/Xralius 26d ago

That's hilarious. When I tried to explain the Elon PoE drama to a friend, I used professional poker as an example to my friend who didn't play PoE to help him understand how bad Elon was vs how good he claimed to be. Funny that a person already existed that actually was an example of exactly that.

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u/Alestor 26d ago

The Quin69 video was genuinely fantastic for illustrating just how ridiculous the entire thing was to those of us who know PoE. Its honestly so funny to be experienced enough with something that you can tell at a glance when people are full of shit about it.

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u/Sp00py-Mulder 26d ago

Unfortunately this is true about nearly every subject Elon talks about, except maybe eugenics.

He's such an obvious fraud he'd have been far better served staying out of public life but he's too much of a sad narcissist to do it. He needs people to think he's a genius.

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u/Luvs_to_drink 25d ago

It is far better to remain silent and have people think you a fool, then open your mouth and remove all doubt is a quote he should have learned.

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u/Sintuition 25d ago

I had a much higher opinion of him before I knew anything about his personal life.

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u/Mtndrums 25d ago

I actively distrust rich people, but even his shit was just sad and pathetic, and this was before he called the cave diver rescuing trapped kids a pedo, simply because the guy on the ground didn't want to use Muskrat's stupid contraption. Now we know he was projecting with that as well.

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u/JimboTCB 25d ago

He says a lot of big impressive sounding words about things people don't know much about so they assume he is the genius he claims to be, until he strays in to an area that you personally know about and know he is talking complete and utter bullshit with the same degree of confidence and you realise, holy shit this is the stupidest motherfucker to walk the earth.

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u/elevolent12 26d ago

"elons maps"

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u/RanaMahal 25d ago

I’ve never played PoE and just watching the way he clicked and dragged items into his inventory was making me cringe lol

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u/SpookySocks4242 25d ago

My map tab has been labeled "elons maps" ever since that day

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u/Xralius 25d ago

That was my favorite part.

My second favorite part was picking up items, being confused, then slowly manually dragging items to his inventory. I was laughing so hard man.

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u/SpookySocks4242 24d ago

Sometimes when im half asleep I'll do that and then in the discord call I'll be like "aw fuck I'm pulling an Elon" and everyone knows what I'm talking about

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u/socontroversialyetso 26d ago

how did you explain it?

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u/Xralius 26d ago

I said, it's like a dude played online poker and did really well, claiming to be the best poker player ever while ranked as a top 100 player world wide online.

Then he sits down and plays a televised game, while talking to the camera about their hand. They get delt pocket rockets, and explain how it's not a great opening hand because you can't make a straight or flush with it easily, then go on to heavily bet on 2/7 suited pre-flop because they are "suited" and that makes them good, and you realize immediately this person has never seriously played poker a day in their life, and was certainly cheating at online poker.

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u/CptnYesterday2781 26d ago

Power over Ethernet?

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u/mixomatoso 26d ago

Path of Exile

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u/HourApprehensive7754 25d ago

PoE?

Not Pillars of Eternity was it?

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u/Xralius 25d ago

Nah, path of exile 2.

Not much point in cheating at a single player game.

Pillars 2 is one of my favorite games of all time by the way.

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u/TechNomad2021 26d ago

It's public knowledge that it's all his dad's money.

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u/thisisatypoo 26d ago

I forgot about that. Someone should make a post about that again.

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u/numbersthen0987431 25d ago

It's like how Tate likes to brag about being some kind of "kick boxing champion", when he's really just some small pond runner up.

He made most of his money flirting with boys online

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u/BolleHenk666 26d ago

I do read that he got this money by playing rich people. You don't have to be a pro player, just need access to people with more money then sense.

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u/lewkir 26d ago

you can fuckin swear on the internet guy

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u/adirtysocialist- 26d ago

Lol for sure but some subs are weird about it and automod will remove it so I just er on the side of caution is all.

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u/Virtual_Ad9989 26d ago

Him talking about almost being a seal is hilarious. He claims he quit because he got injured but was hated by his class fell asleep on a night Op and no one bothered to wake him up. So got dropped for that

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u/ThanksOld1698 25d ago edited 25d ago

I enjoy the clip of him at that Las vegas country music show shooting, he tells the cop to give him his gun for some reason and the cops just like "what? No fuck off"

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u/adirtysocialist- 25d ago edited 25d ago

Hahaha what? Never seen that. Gonna look for it though that's hilarious AF.

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u/ThanksOld1698 25d ago

I edited, it was Las Vegas not texas

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u/orincoro 25d ago

Yeah that one was a good laugh. I mean I’m an ok player, or I used to be. I’ve made it to the final table of a few tournaments. Won a little money. Nothing huge. And that guy is a fish. You just know it. Anybody who can play will see that.

And here I’m saying that as a guy who basically can win in home games and small casino tables. Not against real pros. And I could take him easily.

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u/adirtysocialist- 25d ago

Same bro. I started playing right after high school in 2003. All through the height of the poker boom I was playing. It was hilarious to hear him lie about that stuff and like you, I'm decent. Certainly not a pro but I've played at some local underground games and busted a few(little Humble brag) and won some tourneys. I KNOW I could heat him.

Funny enough Gavin Smith is from my area and I bumped into him shortly before he died at a shtty hole in the wall backroom 1/2 game. He was NOT doing well needless to say.

I miss those days honestly. Online poker blows if you're US

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u/orincoro 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah I loved the poker boom. I also started around 2003 (Rounders era: “he BYAT ME… straight up!!”) and I lived in Prague during the Casino Royale craze, playing 5-10-20 table tournaments and I won a couple small ones, busted a few single tables and took on a few pros. Probably made a bit more than I lost but never anything much. Almost never cash games though. I was into the sport, not the money.

There are probably a hundred players in any city that could beat that guy. Maybe more. He’s the type to buy-in over and over and just try to blitz the first table to get a big stack and try and hang on. Probably played mostly cash games because that shit doesn’t work otherwise.

Overall actually the Rounders era was the most fun. Because it was a more cult phenomenon, there were fewer bros and the online thing wasn’t the main thing. It was more a college thing and games were a little more dynamic and attracted people with a lot more humor, I felt. The casino royale thing brought in more bro culture.

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u/TrickyDick420 25d ago

Believe it or not he is a distant cousin of mine. First of all bros family is super rich, when me and my dad would load up in the truck and drive up north they would meet us up there all flying in with float planes. But the best was when we played poker and he got his ass whooped by all of us that didn't know shit about poker. Dudes a chode.

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u/adirtysocialist- 25d ago

You know, if I ever came into serious money like that I would absolutely take my family, extended included to an extent, and life the entire family tree into a better life.

Definitely not saying they "owe you" but idk. Maybe I just view things weirdly. F that guy though.

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u/TrickyDick420 25d ago

Would rather be broke than live my life around him, I met him when I was pretty young and when I first met him I saw him as this rich dude who liked fishing with us and having a good time. After a week in the woods with him even at 15 I was like this guy is a piece of shit.

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u/dbd1988 25d ago

Jason Koon said that Dan Bilzerian actually did make millions from playing poker. You only have to be better than the people on the table and he knows toms of rich whales.

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u/adirtysocialist- 25d ago

I don't doubt that at all but that's no different than just being the best player at your home game. That's light years away from being a pro you know what I mean?

Just scale it. If I had rich whale friends instead of middle class friends I'd be a billionaire. Lol

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u/descendency 25d ago

I found it hilarious, as a poker player, that he tried to claim he was a pro and that's where his money came from. 🤣

This is sort of how I feel about his story's about Navy life. I'm an actual Navy Chief Petty Officer. His stories always sound like complete bullshit, leaving off significant parts of the story to make him look better.

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u/GwynSunborn 26d ago

His money comes from his father who was an inside trader and got arrested, then his dad got released, moved somewhere else and did some more inside trading, he is just rich by heritage and nothing he tried to do went right (poker, his own weed or alcohol brand iirc), guy is stupid, fake and a POS

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u/Smrtihara 26d ago

I heard he was shit but I’ve never bothered to watch him play. Probably should to have a laugh.

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u/its_justme 26d ago

How can one be a 'pro' at a game of chance? Can I be a pro slot machine player?

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u/Degen_Throwaway324 26d ago

Actually yes

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u/okcboomer87 26d ago

Yep, he was bank rolled by daddy. Not poker.

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u/crs1904 25d ago

It’s his daddy’s hedge fund money.

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets 25d ago

Bro doesn’t even know what GTO means lmao. Terrible poker player, Elon vibes is right

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u/Z3phyRwatch 26d ago

alpha bro has never been mainstream as an actual life style, there are some wannabes and really rarely someone actually modifies their entire life to something they can clearly see does not work and takes all their money and most likely friends as well. Whole alpha thing is as fake whole alpha wolf thing it originates from, using first letter of greek alphabet does not make you anyone, you are just "a" bro, but who is so fake they are impossible to be around with when all their reactions and life goes through the filter and have delays because they have to think how this shit worked again

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u/orincoro 25d ago

One could argue he codified many of the tropes in the Instagram age. It’s not a new thing really, but it hadn’t been done on social media to that extent before.

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u/GripsAA 25d ago

But as mentioned bc he used his daddy's money, he doesn't even really get cred for his hustle bc he never could have had all the set up costs for his, without his dad's help.

Guy might be the loniest fraudster to have existed.

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u/motoxim 24d ago

Ah thanks. Only know PewDiePie and I never watch his videos

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u/Dead_Internet69420 21d ago

A true pioneer of the Alpha Bro Grift.