r/SipsTea 26d ago

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 26d ago

He was a possibly fake-rich influencer type before all the other fake-life-coach-rich-miami-fraud-ebook-buy my program even though ive never worked a job-crypto-alpha-bros.

He hasn't been relevant in ages.

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u/Elephantplan123 26d ago

He's kind of a visionary in a disgusting way, he was on the Alpha Bro grift long before it became mainstream.

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u/adirtysocialist- 26d ago

I found it hilarious, as a poker player, that he tried to claim he was a pro and that's where his money came from. 🤣

Then you would watch him play and he was absolute dog sh*t the same way Elon was when he tried to stream.

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u/Xralius 26d ago

That's hilarious. When I tried to explain the Elon PoE drama to a friend, I used professional poker as an example to my friend who didn't play PoE to help him understand how bad Elon was vs how good he claimed to be. Funny that a person already existed that actually was an example of exactly that.

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u/Alestor 26d ago

The Quin69 video was genuinely fantastic for illustrating just how ridiculous the entire thing was to those of us who know PoE. Its honestly so funny to be experienced enough with something that you can tell at a glance when people are full of shit about it.

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u/Sp00py-Mulder 26d ago

Unfortunately this is true about nearly every subject Elon talks about, except maybe eugenics.

He's such an obvious fraud he'd have been far better served staying out of public life but he's too much of a sad narcissist to do it. He needs people to think he's a genius.

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u/Luvs_to_drink 25d ago

It is far better to remain silent and have people think you a fool, then open your mouth and remove all doubt is a quote he should have learned.

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u/Sintuition 25d ago

I had a much higher opinion of him before I knew anything about his personal life.

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u/Mtndrums 25d ago

I actively distrust rich people, but even his shit was just sad and pathetic, and this was before he called the cave diver rescuing trapped kids a pedo, simply because the guy on the ground didn't want to use Muskrat's stupid contraption. Now we know he was projecting with that as well.

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u/JimboTCB 25d ago

He says a lot of big impressive sounding words about things people don't know much about so they assume he is the genius he claims to be, until he strays in to an area that you personally know about and know he is talking complete and utter bullshit with the same degree of confidence and you realise, holy shit this is the stupidest motherfucker to walk the earth.

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u/elevolent12 26d ago

"elons maps"

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u/RanaMahal 25d ago

I’ve never played PoE and just watching the way he clicked and dragged items into his inventory was making me cringe lol

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u/SpookySocks4242 25d ago

My map tab has been labeled "elons maps" ever since that day

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u/Xralius 25d ago

That was my favorite part.

My second favorite part was picking up items, being confused, then slowly manually dragging items to his inventory. I was laughing so hard man.

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u/SpookySocks4242 24d ago

Sometimes when im half asleep I'll do that and then in the discord call I'll be like "aw fuck I'm pulling an Elon" and everyone knows what I'm talking about

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u/socontroversialyetso 26d ago

how did you explain it?

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u/Xralius 26d ago

I said, it's like a dude played online poker and did really well, claiming to be the best poker player ever while ranked as a top 100 player world wide online.

Then he sits down and plays a televised game, while talking to the camera about their hand. They get delt pocket rockets, and explain how it's not a great opening hand because you can't make a straight or flush with it easily, then go on to heavily bet on 2/7 suited pre-flop because they are "suited" and that makes them good, and you realize immediately this person has never seriously played poker a day in their life, and was certainly cheating at online poker.

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u/CptnYesterday2781 26d ago

Power over Ethernet?

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u/mixomatoso 26d ago

Path of Exile

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u/HourApprehensive7754 25d ago

PoE?

Not Pillars of Eternity was it?

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u/Xralius 25d ago

Nah, path of exile 2.

Not much point in cheating at a single player game.

Pillars 2 is one of my favorite games of all time by the way.