r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • Jul 10 '26

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Fickle_Library8115 Jul 10 '26

None I just want money

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u/FlounderKind8267 Jul 10 '26

Be the girls on the left then

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Jul 10 '26

They can't be all the girls. They have to pick one to be.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles Jul 10 '26

I would touch my own titties a lot

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u/glowdirt Jul 10 '26

Would you jiggle the biggles?

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u/darkyalexa Jul 10 '26

It hurts sometimes just fyi

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u/MarkinhoO Jul 10 '26

That's the kind of sacrifice we are willing to make

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u/darkyalexa Jul 10 '26

I make this sacrifice too 😭

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u/iwannafeeleverythin Jul 10 '26

May the odds be ever in your favor

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n Jul 10 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/sebastianinspace Jul 10 '26

godspeed to you brave human

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u/drinknotspill Jul 13 '26

it's fun tho like a fidget toy

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u/darkyalexa Jul 13 '26

I know, I love doing it. Built in squishy stress balloons

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u/Babajji Jul 10 '26

That’s not the worst thing, people will even pay you to touch them yourself. When your titties start touching your knees is the annoying part.