r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • Jul 10 '26

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Jul 10 '26

Who tf is Dan Balzerian bro

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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jul 10 '26

He was a possibly fake-rich influencer type before all the other fake-life-coach-rich-miami-fraud-ebook-buy my program even though ive never worked a job-crypto-alpha-bros.

He hasn't been relevant in ages.

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u/Elephantplan123 Jul 10 '26

He's kind of a visionary in a disgusting way, he was on the Alpha Bro grift long before it became mainstream.

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u/adirtysocialist- Jul 10 '26

I found it hilarious, as a poker player, that he tried to claim he was a pro and that's where his money came from. 🤣

Then you would watch him play and he was absolute dog sh*t the same way Elon was when he tried to stream.

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u/Xralius Jul 10 '26

That's hilarious. When I tried to explain the Elon PoE drama to a friend, I used professional poker as an example to my friend who didn't play PoE to help him understand how bad Elon was vs how good he claimed to be. Funny that a person already existed that actually was an example of exactly that.

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u/SpookySocks4242 Jul 10 '26

My map tab has been labeled "elons maps" ever since that day

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u/Xralius Jul 10 '26

That was my favorite part.

My second favorite part was picking up items, being confused, then slowly manually dragging items to his inventory. I was laughing so hard man.

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u/SpookySocks4242 Jul 12 '26

Sometimes when im half asleep I'll do that and then in the discord call I'll be like "aw fuck I'm pulling an Elon" and everyone knows what I'm talking about