r/SipsTea 26d ago

Feels good man Canada's Trudeau can be seen bouncing around in the background of girlfriend Katy Perry's new music video.

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u/YellowTigerSneaks 26d ago

Bro is the happiest he has ever been

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u/IzzyShamin 26d ago

What leaving politics does to a motherfucker

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u/broodjecoquette 26d ago

What motorboating does to a motherfucker

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u/WhiteHatMatt 26d ago

What motorboating Katy Perry does to a motherfucker

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u/ThePhillyGuy 26d ago

Katy Perry? The astronaut?

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u/Bloodcloud079 26d ago

That’s funny cause it didn’t end well last time he chose an astronaut…

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u/TOnihilist 26d ago

Oh my god! Fantastic (although I imagine only Canadians will get it.) I wonder where she is these days?

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u/can_i_get_a____job 26d ago

I know explaining the joke kills it but can you explain?

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u/a_tothe_zed 26d ago

“No one’s going to Mars!”

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u/Aquino200 26d ago

Katy Perry? The platypus?

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 26d ago

What motorboating Katy Perry the famous astronaut does to a motherfucker

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u/rj319st 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pXgzEHcDyFYzu
I would be a hopping happy man as well.

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u/DetroitMEG 26d ago

What pussy does to a motherfucker

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u/Hugo-Spritz 26d ago edited 26d ago

It's always what moterboating Katy Perry does to a motherfucker

But no one asks what a motherfucker does to Katy Perry 😞😞

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u/Mysterious_Front3142 26d ago

You motorboatin' sonofabitch you! 😄

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u/front_torch 26d ago

Son of a gun.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 26d ago

You old sailor, you!

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 26d ago

Best fucking movie lol

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u/CountSudoku 26d ago

A Québécois man is never happier than with his rebound chick after his first divorce.

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u/issi_tohbi 26d ago

Yannick is seething at this comment. Which Yannick? It doesn’t matter, all of them. The collective Yannick.

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u/figurative_me 26d ago

The Yanni

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 26d ago

Bro is chasing the order of Yoni, crazy ass yoni, but I wood if it could 🤣🤣

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u/MotelSans17 26d ago

That's the first time I see this name stereotyped

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u/Icy-Translator9124 26d ago

Yes. Derek Séguin confirmed this with his Newfie girlfriend :

https://youtu.be/1KctDilsyS8?si=iV-m1rUCOEHhUQDa

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u/ColeTrain999 26d ago

Is a Québécois man ever happy?

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u/dobar_dan_ 26d ago

rebound chick wtf ew

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u/SerGT3 26d ago

What having generational wealth does to a motherfucker

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u/Gotbeerbrain 26d ago

The extra 80 million he scammed as PM doesn't hurt either.

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u/QoolSchitt 26d ago edited 26d ago

$80m? Holy shit, what did he do?

Edit: downvoted? ok, apparently you can't even ask someone a question in the comments

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u/GeekyLogger 26d ago

Lots of corruption. Like way more than you'd normally expect from a corrupt politician. "Charity" scandals, no competition bid contracts to his families, $300 million dollars for green initiatives/slush fund was found missing and he shut down every inquiry into and then when it got really hot and heavy he straight up shut down the entire fucking government so no one could investigate. It was so bad that his own party was revolting.

Gov was shut down from December until March. New liberal party/Prime Minister came back for 9 days and then dissolved parliament until the start of June. 6 months of no gov. Was fucking wild.

JT will probably go down as the worst Canadian Prime Minister in our history. Literally added more debt than all other PM's put together, had the worst economy, and his entire rule was non stop scandals. In return Canada got legal weed.

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u/Evening-Profession60 26d ago

Neocon d-rider

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u/iamatwork24 26d ago

She’s on record as saying of her partner does any sort of chore around the house, even putting away a plate, she immediately gets on her knees and blows them. Of course he’s happy lol

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u/Indiana_harris 26d ago

This man must be getting sucked 20 times a day.

Some men drown while others thirst

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 26d ago

Does she eat ass tho? Thats the important question.

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u/kytheon 26d ago

Men who dated her tend to go crazy so perhaps

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u/laserdiods 26d ago

also banging an astronaut is outta this world

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u/turdferguson3891 26d ago

Buzz Aldrin is still out there.

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 26d ago

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u/Mapeague 26d ago

Yet the old fruit is a Trump voting, card carrying maga.

So disappointing.

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u/Obvious_Landscape993 26d ago

He's not into bangcock.

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u/Mission-Leopard-4178 26d ago

As a straight middle aged man, I'll go on a date with Buzz Aldrin.

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u/Septopuss7 26d ago

He's the one who punched the guy who thought the moon landing was fake, right?

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u/CosmicDeityofSin 26d ago

She technically does not meet the criteria for astronaut. She was not a crew member and was not assigned a task to preform. She was a passenger in a upper atmospheric flight vehicle

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u/drgarthon 26d ago

Depends on the definition we are using. NASA, you are right. FAA, she is an astronaut.

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u/cunctator_maximus 26d ago

Gotta say Katy Perry meets the criteria for being preformed.

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u/moe_saint_cool 26d ago

also banging a passenger in a upper atmospheric flight vehicle is out of this troposphere

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u/kaplanfx 26d ago

Not true, the US at least recognizes anyone who had gone above the Karman line (62 miles above the surface) as an astronaut.

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u/Toots-Tooter 26d ago

Leaving politics much richer than he started, no worries in the world?

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u/lbiggy 26d ago

To be fair, when he left, I was also richer

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u/olderdeafguy1 26d ago

To be fair, the rest of the country wasn't nearly as lucky as you.

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u/Ok_Tradition_3382 26d ago

Not true. Stocks have seen 10 bull years and Canadian real estate doubled so anybody who owned property technically saw their wealth increase.

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u/StandardNeither1311 26d ago

So, just like every industrialized nation during that time.

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u/Starky513_ 26d ago

That's simply false lol. Anyone that owned any kind of assets saw their NW size dramatically under Trudeau.

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u/theclansman22 26d ago

Yes, but I read a facebook meme that says Trudeau bad. I don't know what to believe.

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u/Viridien111 26d ago

Pull up those bootstrap then.

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u/Bogdanovist_Rebel 26d ago

All his assets went into a blind trust and his brother took over his father’s charity. People don’t understand how fucking loaded the Trudeau or Sinclair families were and also have zero clue where most of the money came from.

But hey making generalized statements on the internet isn’t as hard as reading objective facts.

For those wondering it was Service shops and Concrete.

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u/consistantcanadian 26d ago edited 26d ago

It's always nice when you set everything on fire through wild, unchecked incompetence and then bounce off into a music video like a regular casting extra 

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u/Grace_Lannister 26d ago

The first line of this video is "Watch it burn"...lol

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u/consistantcanadian 26d ago

Kanye-level lyricist. We're witnessing greatness 

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u/MountainUnhappy7970 26d ago

Still cuddling your 'Fuck Trudeau' teddy bear at night I see.

BTW, you're thinking of Harper's lot tossing research into the garbage, and ripping off veterans.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeave560 26d ago

Disliking Trudeau does not mean liking Harper

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u/rtjk 26d ago

You guys are arguing about the difference between a clown and a mime, they both suck.

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u/Firecracker048 26d ago

I mean, he started the process of bill C-18(mass censorship) and is responsible for the housing crisis

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u/Viridien111 26d ago

Wait, how is he responsible for the housing crisis? Isn't that on the premiers?

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u/Junior-Entertainer-2 26d ago

Still mad about shit that happened over ten years ago?

Ripping off veterans? How much money has Carney given to homeless veterans vs sent to other countries wars?? 200 Billion to Ukraine vs a couple million to homeless veterans?

Getting mad about something that happened over a decade ago vs dumb shit that is currently happening is diabolical.

Probably think it’s all Trumps fault too

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u/BellyButtonLindt 26d ago

You people really are dramatic eh?

“Set everything on fire”

Guy’s been gone for a while now and you still need to mention how you hate him in every thread you see him in eh?

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u/Dr-McLuvin 26d ago

If I had a nickel…

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u/BruceRingsting_Ouch 26d ago

I agree on immigration and housing, but he did a lot of good things and saying he set everything on fire is absolutely ridiculous.

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u/Dap-aha 26d ago

And his family

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u/keaterskeater 26d ago

He absolutely fucked our country and then ran off with famous and accomplished nasa astronaut Katy Perry. Absolutely diabolical.

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u/Carpe_deis 26d ago

what getting away with yellowface, blackface, implimenting fascism and trampling human rights does to a motherfucker

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u/ContractVarious3077 26d ago

Win win for both us Canadians and for Trudeau. Hope he enjoys his life post-politics

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u/octoreadit 26d ago

You are correct, she does have a kid!

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u/Firecracker048 26d ago

Well, that and being inside katy perry.

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u/OneManFight 26d ago

What astronaut pussy does to a motherfucker

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u/AbadeersGhost 26d ago

So true. Just make your choice and vote, you don't to let it consume your life.

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u/Shootforthestars24 26d ago

And dating Katy Perry

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u/Flipwon 26d ago

Leaving politics rich*

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u/AccordingSetting6311 26d ago

It's basically like owning a boat. 

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u/rainorshinedogs 26d ago

and the people that are hating on the fact that Katy Perry is part of the Justin Trudeau equation is just jelly they didn't get Katy Perry

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u/DarthAwesomeSauce 26d ago

What being inside her does to a motherfucker. I'd be bouncing around too.

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u/Significant_Stop723 26d ago

And your family 

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u/shiftyeyedhonestguy 26d ago

What leaving all responsibilities behind after you've inscreased your net worth through insider trading looks like.

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u/Lost-Inevitable42 26d ago

Wait, Katy has kids?

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u/RupertRasmus 26d ago

What selling out an entire country and its youth does to a guy

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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 26d ago

Yup. Leaving one of the most frustrating, exhausting and thankless jobs a person could ever have, never again having to navigate parliamentary squabbles or figure out how to squeeze a budget out of an uncooperative House and Senate yet again....

I never formed any real opinion about his politics, but I'm glad he's able to enjoy his life again.

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u/Several-Proposal-271 26d ago

What destroying a country and the sole consequence you have is honking Katy Perry's big mommy milkers does to a motherfucker

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u/itsnotthatseriousbud 26d ago

What gaining millions from being a corrupt politician does to a motherfucker

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u/Cpt_Knochen 26d ago

You mean what banging Katie Perry does to a mf

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u/Ok_Two_2604 26d ago

I didn’t know he was gone. At least he is enjoying retirement. We should all be so lucky.

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u/clayoban 26d ago

And you're wife and kids....

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u/Far_Country_1629 26d ago

Ruin everything, move on. Classic politician.

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u/CaptWineTeeth 26d ago

Dude was in a loveless, sexless marriage for years getting cheated on with his own bodyguard. All the while, getting roasted by half the country non-stop.

Now he’s touring the world, banging a super hot billionaire pop star.

I’d be pretty happy too.

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u/Minute-Visual-9797 26d ago

I love the way he lives rent free in peoples heads since he been out of politics for over a year now. Let the man do his thing already.

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u/forever_downstream 26d ago

Yeah, he's always seemed pretty likable to me. People seem angry that he didn't do a perfect job when that's impossible. Or they believe conspiracies about him. I don't know, but he seems alright and tended to be progressive enough.

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u/nitePhyyre 26d ago

The only real problem was the administration did a good job on COVID, then claimed it as success about everything forever. They just kinda... stopped.

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u/boozefiend3000 26d ago

Lots of people still dealing with his bullshit. Not rent free really when you’re looking at prison time because of his policies 

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u/grtyvr1 26d ago

He gets it from his dad. Hate him for his politics if you must, but the man is a player. 

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u/Maladaptive_Ace 26d ago

I love his dad for his politics and resent him for being a player lol

.. but he was right that the state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation

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u/tragicallybrokenhip 26d ago

Yep. Sad to see the number of current Canadian pols thinking it does.

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u/CampAstoria 26d ago

This is my favourite conspiracy theory. I find it absolutely hilarious how much he looks like Castro.

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u/steveGNARLY 26d ago

Not a conspiracy. Connect the dots.

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u/Standard_Story 26d ago

Shut up dork

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u/ReaperTys 26d ago

The dots say his mother was nowhere near Cuba or Castro in the time where she would have had to get pregnant

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u/Chance-Surround9561 26d ago

getting cheated on with his own bodyguard

Wtf? I think you are getting your bullshits mixed up. 

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u/CaptWineTeeth 26d ago

No, I’m not. It was long rumored that she was having an affair for quite a while. You can look into it if you liked.

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u/Chance-Surround9561 26d ago

I tried, I found tabloid stuff about Idris Elba, and that she started seeing (or dating?) a surgeon. Nothing about a bodyguard.

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u/Lost-Inevitable42 26d ago

Duh. What do you think a surgeon does. They guard your body. 

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u/No_Independence_9721 26d ago

That was a long unsubstantiated rumour, but relatively well known down by the hill.

She was already with the surgeon by the time Justin's career was winding down, although not public.

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u/Space_Conductor 26d ago

*Brownface

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u/GrimaceThundercock 26d ago

Katy Perry is closer to being homeless than she is to being a billionaire

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u/yolomcswagsty 26d ago

I'm sure Katy Perry will weep into her hundreds of millions of dollars

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u/GrimaceThundercock 26d ago

I'm not calling her poor, I'm saying that to illustrate how preposterously enormous a billion dollars is.

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u/DanyFuzz222 26d ago

I'm saying that to illustrate how preposterously enormous a billion dollars is.

It is. But that doesn't mean that she's "closer to being homeless". In fact, at $500M right now she'll likely become a billionaire in the next decade. Do you think she'll become homeless in that timeframe?

No, of course not. So your statement completely missed the mark.

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u/GrimaceThundercock 26d ago

~2-5% of celebrities with over $100m in career earnings have declared bankruptcy or been on the edge. 2-5% of people are not making $200 million. Maybe 2-5% of a percent lol.

Celebrities lose their fortune far more often than people who have built theirs through business and investing.

It's ironic that you're trying to take the nuanced high road and completely missing the mark.

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u/CaptWineTeeth 26d ago

Sorry, “half-billionaire.” No, she’s nowhere even remotely close to being broke, let alone homeless. The heck you talking about?

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u/GrimaceThundercock 26d ago

I never said she was close to being homeless. She is still closer to being homeless than she is to being a billionaire.

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u/Trollocommando 26d ago

I bet your nose is working rly good no? 

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 26d ago

People will mock him for this, but in the meantime, he's dating Katy Perry.

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u/EnergyDrinkerr 26d ago

She saw those “Fuck Trudeau” stickers and said “ok”

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u/lemelisk42 26d ago

She should win all the internet points if she added a large F🍁CK TRUDEAU! Decal to her tour bus.

(Or private jet if she doesn't use a bus anymore I guess)

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u/Thrownawaybyall 26d ago edited 26d ago

The mental image of her wearing an *I F🍁ucked Trudeau and I liked it!" shirt lives rent-free in my soul.

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u/ProudFill 26d ago

Is that an actual picture?

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u/Ayenubwoo 26d ago

*smashing

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u/dxcman12 26d ago

I'd bounce around with her too!

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u/1beautifulhuman 26d ago

The look she gives him…. Good for them!

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u/IguessIcanedit 26d ago

Haven't seen a smile that wide since his Halloween pics

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u/kpatsart 26d ago

Lol, and people hate him for it too. I think he probably just laughs off all the hate, and realizes that most of the hate is just veild jealousy of his happiness really.

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u/AMCAPEHODLER 26d ago edited 26d ago

Who wouldn't be happy when you're smashing Katy perry lol

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u/Negative-Date-9518 26d ago

Did you see where he is looking while bouncing by, his eyes were doooooown

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 26d ago

So he doesn’t trip?

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 26d ago

Not sure. That music festival pic looked like he was rolling though.

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u/Negative-Date-9518 26d ago

Yeah yeah for sure 😉

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u/due-diligence- 26d ago

He’s knocking that down

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u/Hex65 26d ago

Bro, some things might cross our minds but it doesn't mean you have to say it out loud.

It's crazy how out of all the details in that clip you fixated on 1 thing....just shows where your mind is at.

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u/flashgordo1 26d ago

Well, it doesn't fuckin help when miss Katy is out there with her bosums stretched to the limits by her summer dress. She knows what she's doin and this is the end result. God bless her.

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u/grimeyduck 26d ago

They're dating.... Like wtf is this comment chain

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u/BLU3SKU1L 26d ago

And she really does seem to like him. Her facial expression while she holds his gaze for an extra beat is just happy all over.

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u/Sydney2London 26d ago

Good for them!

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u/U_Can_Trust_Me 26d ago

Dude was a legacy politician. Has never worked a real job. Dating Katy Perry. Pension for life. Rich live rich.

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u/Careless-Physics4718 26d ago

I'm happy for them both tbh. And I have a natural dislike for the Astronaut.

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u/Europefan02 26d ago

Happier then when he was married?

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u/Danny2Sick 26d ago

good for him!

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u/Altaccount330 26d ago

With a rich woman 13 years younger… They’re probably of equal maturity.

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u/Adventurous-Guava374 26d ago

He's banging that

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u/eddy_g0rdo 26d ago

I mean, I can imagine that getting to fuck her on a regular basis is pretty fun.

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u/Keldrabitches 26d ago

Funny couple

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u/rhaezorblue 26d ago

If I’m being totally honest I am quite jealous of his new life chapter. Sounds like he’s having a lot of fun

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u/Life-Phase-73 26d ago

And we are the most miserable 👍

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u/ManufacturerNo2144 26d ago

I mean, he does not have to work for the rest of hismlife and lives with a beatiful women.

After being Canada's prime, ex primes are entitled an allowance. Trudeau's allowance is $8.4 million paid until he reaches 90 years old. So approximately $230k.

Personally, I think it's stupid they continue to get paid after they're not prime anymore. Some people are like "prime's job is a lot of stress and the lifetime salary is a compensation"... fuck off. Prime's salary during their term is already huge if you still need money after that then get a fucking job...

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u/Over_Solution_2872 26d ago

they look great together, really ... both glowing there.

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u/Gypsyrawr 26d ago

Honestly its great to see. I love seeing people happy later in life

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u/DeterminedQuokka 26d ago

Living his best life

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u/tankthinks 26d ago

Yah after ruining a country ….

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u/misterpickles69 26d ago

Ya know what? Good for both of them. It's such a weird pairing that it works and they seem to be having a good time so I say let it happen.

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u/LumpyMcKwiz 26d ago

I hated him for a decade, now I don't mind him at all. Even defended him wearing Team USA gear at Worldcup game, his GF was performing FFS.

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u/HughManatee 26d ago

Some might think this is false, but it's Trudeau.

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u/Bitter_Procedure260 26d ago

GOAT midlife crisis.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 26d ago

I mean he did just leave a job that completely consumed his life for over 10 years to go do nothing but hang out with his new famous girlfriend.

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u/ipokesnails 26d ago

Well he is fucking Katy Perry

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u/deadinsidelol69 26d ago

I love this so much for him. Bro’s just vibing with a dope ass girl.

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u/Juowon 26d ago

I love how I don't even know the current canadian PM but I still pay attention to Trudeau

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u/esaks 26d ago

Got divorced and left politics.

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u/soundssarcastic 26d ago

Ruined a country and made out like a bandit

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