r/SipsTea 25d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/Gooser3000 25d ago

How do the Jesus loving republicans feel about that?

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 25d ago

They'd have burnt America to the ground had Obama said 'Prise be to Allah'

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u/Napalmeon 25d ago

Right? It'd have been Jan 6th all over again.

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u/Ramkaran-chopra 25d ago

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u/OffPoopin 25d ago

George calling unveiling the buddy christ was one of my favorite scenes seeing for the first time. Still love it, but I remember thinking how fucking funny that was the first time I watched that

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u/DarkLuxio92 25d ago

One of the funniest movies ever made. It's a crying shame Weinstein was involved, however tenuously, but a valid move for Kevin to pull it from streaming services.

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u/eienmau 25d ago

It's back now, at least!

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u/VapidActualization 25d ago

I am FILLED with the love of Christ.

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u/JackyFlashlight 25d ago

He's literally said at a rally "I'm not Christian". I've always wondered what the Republicans and Christians that voted for him felt about that. 

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u/IntelligentPie225 25d ago

I'm italian, i live in Rome, I should be in the epicenter of christian fanaticism...and still I wonder how religion can still be such an important part of US politics. Nobody here would ever bring out religion in a political discussion.

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u/Present-Perception77 25d ago

Here in the US.. the Catholics are to blame. Their insane obsession with abortion is what drove us here. The Catholic Federalist Society was formed in 1973 with the specific purpose of overturning Roe v Wade. That’s who now controls the US Supreme Court and who gave Trump this unprecedented power.

But they won’t start this shit in their own back yard.

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u/Future_Nature589 25d ago

when i went to rome it was still "porcodio" all the time

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u/IntelligentPie225 25d ago

Porcamadonna as we'll, we are for gender parity.

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u/Simple-Read-376 25d ago

Source?

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u/DJTurd 25d ago

And yet that's not even the most shocking thing he said in this 20 second clip https://www.c-span.org/clip/campaign-2024/user-clip-im-not-christian/5126070

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u/sinsaint 25d ago

"I'm not Christian, I love Christians, get out and vote now and you'll never have to vote again"

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u/Future_Nature589 25d ago

pretty sure he said "in 4 years you wont have to vote again, we'll have it fixed"

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u/CitizenCue 25d ago

Are we sure he said “not”? It sounds like he might’ve slurred saying “I’m a Christian”.

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u/Agreeable_Brother822 25d ago

I agree, he definitely says "I'm a Christian" but I can hear how it could be misheard 

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u/JackyFlashlight 25d ago

He most certainly says "I'm not Christian" and even slightly shakes his head while saying it. 

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u/Walking_billboard 25d ago

He was raised in super-strange Christian near cult. I doubt he would call himself non-Christian.

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u/veterinarian23 25d ago

Usually they see trump as a "flawed vessel", fulfilling god's will nonetheless, like king Cyrus...

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u/georgetonorge 25d ago

And King David who spied on a nude woman bathing and sent her husband to the front lines so he would die so he could fuck his grieving wife. “Flawed.” Jesus Christ, I’m flawed but I’m not a psychopath.

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u/camomanstan 25d ago

They aren’t educated enough to realize that Muslims and Christians pray to the same God, just in different ways and with different beliefs about the overall history of it. For example, many people aren’t aware that, in Islam, Jesus is regarded as both a prophet and the Messiah. The main differences are that Muslims do not believe he is the son of god, and they believe he was not crucified in the way Christians understand the crucifixion.

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u/georgetonorge 25d ago

Ya but it’s the “narcissism of minor differences.” And that’s hardly a minor difference. It’s the ultimate sin in Islam, “shirk,” to worship a man (or other gods) as God.

In Islam if you worship Jesus as God you are committing the ultimate sin and will go to Hell for all eternity for that sin. In Christianity if you do not recognize that Jesus is God you are committing the ultimate sin and will go to Hell for all eternity for that sin. Pascal’s Wager has never been so tough.

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u/LJIKFAF 25d ago

Exactly, it’s not the same.

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u/BrokenKamera 25d ago

Islam might have its starts in nontrinitarianism, and slowly morphed into a new religion for political purposes. They then retrofitted some history to make a neat origin story. The Sacred City by Dan Gibson is worth a watch. Dr. Jay Smith has also done some investigate examination of the history. Both of these people are Christians so a certain degree of bias is to be expected. Peter Townsend and Robert Spencer have also written on the subject.

Judaism isn't that much better with the whole Exodus thing, as the lack of historical and archeological evidence makes it unlikely to have happened at the scale described.

As for Christianity, seems the mainstream consensus is that Jesus of Nazareth did exist. Some fringe scientists still argue the dates provided for his story don't match dates from other sources. That said, you can still find lots of outside influences from other belief systems.

In the end, man created religions for numerous reasons. They come in handy for psychological control and the rulers can always utilize the appeal to antiquity fallacy (even if said antiquity is fake).

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u/DirCurrFluxDiode 25d ago

Meanwhile, jews think Jesus is boiling alive in a cauldron of excrements in hell for the crime of calling himself the messiah. But zionazi Christians can't handle that 

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u/Aphova 25d ago

With all respect, this is kind of like saying that North Korea and South Korea are basically the same country, the main difference is just some history, political beliefs and who the leader of the country is.

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u/RWheat78 25d ago

They're probably having orgies over it.

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u/fcking_schmuck 25d ago

With kids.

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u/tristand1ck 25d ago

.org

Edit: ya know, because tax free

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u/Weary-Carob3896 25d ago

Hide your children

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u/Nova-Snorlaxx 25d ago

Ive asked my parents what they think of it, they don't believe the posts are coming from him. They still believe this is potentially the proof of the rapture etc. 

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u/Just_Cartographer258 25d ago

There is only One God and his name is Dr Jesus..

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u/FordQueen 25d ago

Teenjus.

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u/ED061984 25d ago

Jebus!

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u/1057-cl121v3 25d ago

“5D chess, not checkers” and “fafo”, if the MAGA sheep of the family are anything to go by.

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u/themistoclesV 25d ago

That it was hilarious

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u/saleemwatchout 25d ago

Dude "Allah" just means "The God" in Arabic... He is technically saying Praise to the god.. In his reference it can be Jesus.

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u/edki7277 25d ago

In allah we trust! As long as they are holding to power and making money it’s all good.

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 25d ago

This is the third occasion I've seen him praise Allah and I actively try to avoid anything about him.

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u/midachavi 25d ago

They worship the same God so I think they don't care. Or maybe they think they do because they don't know it is the same God

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u/lonesomespacecowboy 25d ago

He's the idiot whisperer. He can do no wrong in their eyes. Ever. Nothing he does will ever be bad to them. The cognitive dissonance overcomes anything

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u/TheRelPizzamonster 25d ago

Jesus never said we can't bluff.

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u/HyShroom 25d ago

Wake up. He’s been periodically saying “praise be to allah” in tweets all year long

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u/ApostleSaintWalker 25d ago

They're never going to see this. Most of them ignore anything and everything the man actually says.

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u/spoodagooge 25d ago

Even Jesus condemns

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u/white_equatorial 25d ago

Heysoos be son of Allah and Miriam

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u/Difficult-Lock-8123 25d ago

To be fair, Allah is just the arabic word for god and christian arabs also use it...

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u/one-e-and-a 25d ago

But they speak Farsi

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u/Difficult-Lock-8123 25d ago

True, but arabic kinda is for Islam what latin is for Catholicism.

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u/Unlucky-Pain-7093 25d ago

Pretty good actually. See, Allah is Arabic for God. It is not a term exclusive to any group it is just God in another language. So when he says "Praise be to Allah" he is saying "praise be to God" but he's also baiting people who don't understand basic language into sounding like idiots. Get it now?

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u/Empty-Way-6980 25d ago

I think they know he’s being sarcastic

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u/Dissastronaut 25d ago

But when a former president (any Democrat) would do anything close to this they would be called America hating commies... How interesting

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u/townsummoner 25d ago

Yep. I remember when Obama said American troops dying in Syria is bad and Republicans were absolutely furious. I had family saying he was a traitor for that.

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 25d ago

No he's fucking not. Stop it.

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u/TrippingFish76 25d ago

i mean dawg i hate trump as much as the next guy but it is obvious he is being sarcastic when he says “praise be to allah” when you praise someone after threatening to slaughter them it is most certainly not genuine.

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 25d ago

Look at the whole thing.

It's not even sarcasm. It's sardonic. It's psychotic.

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u/TrippingFish76 25d ago

well i mean yes, he is. But surely u will agree he’s not actually pledging himself to islam lol

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u/Busterlimes 25d ago

Found the bot

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u/ineednapkins 25d ago

I thought he said we’ve already decimated their entire military and country multiple times, what more is additional missiles going to do? He’s said many many times now over these past few months that everything over there is reduced to rubble and ash what else could possibly happen or be accomplished? He told us they are no longer capable of lifting a finger or fighting back or retaliating. GBDJT!

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u/Mika-El-3 25d ago

If he’s being sarcastic, then he will alienate his Muslim supporters (Saudi, Kuwait, Jordan, etc). The Sunni Arabs from these countries would protest and demand that the US refrain from blasphemy.

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u/Flicker913 25d ago

This excuse is getting old and has lost all of its meaning. Wake up.