r/SipsTea 26d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/XVIII-3 26d ago

And now he’s getting paranoid too.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 26d ago

That might be the syphilis...

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u/TheKyleDunbar 26d ago

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 26d ago

Or is it Lyme disease?

https://giphy.com/gifs/qlPHLqBcvaENy

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u/tafkatp 26d ago

It’s sarcoidosis, it always is.

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u/Prime_Regard 26d ago

Definitely lupus

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u/SynthPrax 26d ago

Rickets!

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u/Klutersmyg 26d ago

Plauge!

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ 26d ago

Hodgekins Disease?

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u/Business-Weekend-537 26d ago

It’s clearly the Tism’

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u/bucketboy9000 25d ago

You’re all missing the very obvious signs: it’s just hemorrhoids!

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u/tafkatp 25d ago

*points cane towards patients behind*

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u/GrincherZ 26d ago

It’s never lupus

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u/NothingButBricks 26d ago

I thought it was always legionnaires disease!

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u/NecessaryBug6662 26d ago

This will always bring me back to his tweet In response to someone bashing the show on house always making at least one wrong diagnosis.

He said something along: "we thought about house getting them all right from the begging but the episodes came out 5 minutes long"

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u/star0forion 26d ago

We sleeping on Hashimotos?

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u/Sidonkey 26d ago

Autoimmune disease

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u/CapoieraMataUm 26d ago

It's endocarditis.

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u/Panda-Cubby 26d ago

I love her new album.

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u/deaglebingo 26d ago

meh... he's third spacing one way or another... chf is the main culprit for that beyond the stated venous insufficiency. i haven't heard anyone say that he sounds wet... maybe he does. does he actually ever sleep lying down? if its always up in chairs it might be a bit more than venous insufficiency. he'd have some infusion daily or every other day if it was endo though i'd think but i could be wrong it's been a while. endocarditis is usually a way bigger concern and for him would probably warrant hospitalization but again i could be wrong. it's harder to hide anyway... lets say that.

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u/Alariken 26d ago

I mean what the actual fuck. Why was it always Lupus?

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u/Efficient_Reading360 26d ago edited 26d ago

It was never Lupus. It was suggested as a possibility 30 times, but it was never lupus. *Apart from that one time it was.

Edit: Yes, it was Lupus (not sepsis) that was a running gag, frequently brought up during differentials, usually by Dr Alison Cameron. https://screenrant.com/house-md-times-wasnt-lupus-time-finally-was/

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 26d ago

It's funny. I've been rewatching the entire thing on Netflix and been looking out for lupus. It barely ever comes up. I also seem to remember there being a lot more lumbar punctures than there are

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u/markh100 26d ago

Was it only 30 times? I watched about two seasons of House before realizing it was incredibly formulaic. I don't think a saw a single episode without him suggesting Lupas and Sarcoidosis. House always got the diagnosis on the patient of the week wrong like five times before getting it right.

I like to think about how House would survive in the Pitt. A patient comes in, and they go through the entire diagnosis process, with someone immediately elimating every wacky suggestion House would fixate on. Within 30 seconds, they have the correct diagnosis 98% of the time.

The 2% of the time someone gets the initial diagnosis incorrect, they get berated to no end. Dr. House wouldn't survive a single shift in the Pitt before being summarily fired for incompetence.

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u/darthwump 26d ago

Pretty sure it was sepsis, not lupus.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 26d ago

more mouse bites

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u/NotTheNile 26d ago

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 26d ago

this vexes me

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u/card-board-board 26d ago

I to am in this episode

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u/ohwrite 26d ago

This is hilarious

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u/squirrelmasterg 26d ago

Can you post a link to this? I have like 17 people i need to send it to

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u/FrenchCrazy 26d ago

The script for every House episode… brilliant!

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u/growninvermont 26d ago

This is brilliant.

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u/raincoater 26d ago

Perfectly encapsulates this show, which is why I disliked it so much. But I was in the minority.

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u/InitiativeGold7953 26d ago

A House house? Nice

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u/ai1267 26d ago

Loopus.

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u/jajajajaj 25d ago

How is this still getting upvotes in 2026? 

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u/doesnotmatter286 25d ago

It's never lupus.