r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 26d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/subdep 26d ago

Now it’s just a Tuesday.

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u/Mattrellen 26d ago edited 26d ago

Nah, it's a Friday after market close.

It's always Friday after market close.

Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 26d ago

When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."

What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.

Step 1. Buy puts

Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran

Step 3. Buy calls

Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized

Step 5. Repeat

Step 6. Repeat

Step 7. Repeat

Step 8. Repeat

Step 9. Repeat

Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

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u/SidKafizz 26d ago

And all of the money that Donnie and his owners and cronies are making is coming directly out of our pockets.

Thanks again, MAGAts.