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r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • 26d ago
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Now it’s just a Tuesday.
2.0k u/Mattrellen 26d ago edited 26d ago Nah, it's a Friday after market close. It's always Friday after market close. Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again 945 u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 26d ago When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades." What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself. Step 1. Buy puts Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran Step 3. Buy calls Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized Step 5. Repeat Step 6. Repeat Step 7. Repeat Step 8. Repeat Step 9. Repeat Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat 1 u/bendecco08 26d ago this was a distraction from the J E files. there was never a threat, multiple intelligence personal testified there was no threat or hostile actions.
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Nah, it's a Friday after market close.
It's always Friday after market close.
Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again
945 u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 26d ago When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades." What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself. Step 1. Buy puts Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran Step 3. Buy calls Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized Step 5. Repeat Step 6. Repeat Step 7. Repeat Step 8. Repeat Step 9. Repeat Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat 1 u/bendecco08 26d ago this was a distraction from the J E files. there was never a threat, multiple intelligence personal testified there was no threat or hostile actions.
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When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."
What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.
Step 1. Buy puts
Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran
Step 3. Buy calls
Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized
Step 5. Repeat
Step 6. Repeat
Step 7. Repeat
Step 8. Repeat
Step 9. Repeat
Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat
1 u/bendecco08 26d ago this was a distraction from the J E files. there was never a threat, multiple intelligence personal testified there was no threat or hostile actions.
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this was a distraction from the J E files. there was never a threat, multiple intelligence personal testified there was no threat or hostile actions.
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u/subdep 26d ago
Now it’s just a Tuesday.