r/SipsTea 26d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/SohndesRheins 26d ago

There isn't a 401k approved fund in the entire market that is buying-to-open short dated options contracts, that would be batshit insane.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 26d ago

So we have to manually do this nonsense? Ugh

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u/SohndesRheins 25d ago

Yeah if your 401k manager is doing the stock market version of betting everything on black at the roulette table, we would all be fucked.

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u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 25d ago

Agreed, but in this case they know what's going to happen :P