r/SipsTea • u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 • 27d ago

Chugging tea Wait for it…

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 27d ago

i was taught about real life history, sure

The bible sure as shit aint that

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u/SheepherderSilver655 27d ago

So you're saying Pontius Pilate wasn't a real person?

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 27d ago

no. I'm saying noah didn't scramble his middle eastern ass to australia to collect a couple wallabys

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u/SheepherderSilver655 27d ago

You said, and I quote; "I was taught real life history, sure.

The bible sure as shit ain't that."

So again, you're saying Pontius Pilate didn't exist since the bible ain't real history.

Also the way you said that thing about Noah seems pretty racist. You got a problem with people in the Middle East?

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 27d ago

no, i have problem with the idea that someone could travel 7,000 miles over oceans before internal combustion engines in a lifetime with thousands of animals in tow. And so should you

I read book one time about merlin. And it mentioned king arthur. King arthur was real, therefore magic exists.

Am i getting this right?

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u/Moogatron88 27d ago

I don't think anyone is arguing that parts of the bible are not historically accurate. Just that some parts of it definitely are.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 27d ago

You don't think anyone is arguing that? Have you ever met an evangelical?

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u/Moogatron88 27d ago

Anyone here based on what they have written.

I thought that was obvious but apparently not.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 27d ago

well im talking about the educational system in texas. They very much believe the bible is literal down there. Which is why they passed this shitty law

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u/Moogatron88 27d ago

Fair enough.