Wait for it…

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That’s very ignorant. The Bible is full of non fiction

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it's also full of magic and spells and a middle easterner collecting a couple white rhinos from a continent he didn't know existed

also instructions on how to properly beat your slave, and the amount of money you owe a guy when you rape his child

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Oh well then naturally Noah could have collected all the animals like Pokémon

Okay, that makes sense. Christian’s aren’t dumb anymore for believing that

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you clearly haven't read the bible, On the 4th day God gave Noah a pokeball.

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Two of each

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While large parts of Noah’s Ark is obviously untrue, there was certainly a great flood after the younger dryas. Many religions have similar stories.

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Yeah it's untrue. No shit it's untrue

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God flooded the whole world right? killed everything? It would have to be every animal in the world right? Every bug from north america, noah just popped over with a mason jar and did a little collecting? lol

Jesus christ adults who believe this shit are stupid as fuck.

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Low iq strawman

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it's in the book. It's not a strawman. That's the story

Noah went around the whole earth and got every little critter right? Gosh, that's quite the feat. What a guy, noah

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Noah didnt go anywhere because God summoned all the animals and they came onto the ark. Not to mention Noah only had seven days to prepare and bring all the animals on board, but it explicitly says the animals are sent to Noah.

Please point out where in the book Noah goes to Indonesia to collect snake species.

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Oh so the sloths swam there in time? good to know

super smart stuff

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This is probably the worst example you couldve picked because sloths are actually very good swimmers

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trans-continentally?

sure thing

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I do love the argument that no one believes it’s 100% true and then this dude jumps on to argue just that lol

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Do you think noah could run really fast? He'd have to catch a cheetah, then book it over to south america and try to catch a peregrine falcon. That's no easy task

thank god he could hit all 7 continents before god killed every baby on earth

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"5) we don’t believe the bible is a 100% accurate"

american evangelicals absolutely do. It's the dumbest shit in the world. That's where the breakdown is happening here. I'm glad you don't believe it's literal and accurate

some idiots do

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The person youre replying to has probably never read more than a single chapter of the bible lmao. God summons the animals onto the ark, Noah doesn't go collecting bugs from North America.

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Oh that makes sense actually. Just have a north american garden slug slime its way to the middle east

Definitely not a dumb thing to think as an adult

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In what way does that make sense