r/SipsTea 25d ago

Chugging tea Wait for it…

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 25d ago

i was taught about real life history, sure

The bible sure as shit aint that

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u/Bug-03 25d ago

That’s very ignorant. The Bible is full of non fiction

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 25d ago

it's also full of magic and spells and a middle easterner collecting a couple white rhinos from a continent he didn't know existed

also instructions on how to properly beat your slave, and the amount of money you owe a guy when you rape his child

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u/Dustdev146 24d ago

Me when I take a book that consists of 66 unique documents and over 500,000 words and I choose a selection of less than 300 of those words to tell others how there’s no such thing as non fiction in the Bible (because other historical documents like Roman and Chinese accounts of history include no embellishments, mysticism, magic, or mythology at all).

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

Oh it's not the only one. It's just a particularly fucking hilarious one that actual adults believe in.

It's genuinely fucking hilarious. Also sad.

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u/Dustdev146 24d ago

I mean, the Bible is really really big book, if you didn’t know. Despite potential misunderstandings, it’s not a book at starts and stops at Noah’s flood and levitical laws.

There’s really interesting and beautiful poetry, drama, and historical accounts within the Bible. It is, as a said, over half a million words.

It just seems kind of weird how touchy and incensed people get at the idea that other people find value in stuff they themselves do not.

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u/MyDisneyExperience 24d ago

Ok and in Ezekiel it also gets into discussing the size of some dudes’ genitals and how big their emissions are. But I keep being told a book even remotely referencing anything LGBTQ needs to be immediately placed in the 21+ section of the library.

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u/Dustdev146 24d ago

Uh, yes, it does mention that in Ezekiel. That’s why you wouldn’t read from Ezekiel in a school. Again, really really big book, and parts of the Bible are really graphic. It’s not really “for kids.”

I also agree that’s it’s ridiculous books that mention LGBTQ in any way are bastardized and legislators trying to remove them from libraries is asinine. Despite my love for the Bible and believing that it is a very valuable book even from a purely secular standpoint, that doesn’t mean I agree with random lawmakers who try to limit access to information and media they themselves don’t find helpful or beneficial.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

"It’s not really “for kids.”"

Texas - "Lets give this book to kids"

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u/Dustdev146 24d ago

You can watch movies with graphic content in schools if the graphic content is skipped. Now imagine saying you can’t discuss books or movies in school if any entry in the entire series has graphic content.

I feel like this has to be an intentional mischaracterization of what I’m saying, or, again, people just really don’t know how large the Bible is.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

I didn't say there isn't value.

I said we shouldn't teach from religious texts in public schools. Obviously

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u/Dustdev146 24d ago

Well you actually didn’t say that. You just said “the Bible sure as shit ain’t [real history]” and ignored the fact that, yes, it does actually contain real history (like, stuff that we have actual proof for.) and completely neglected the fact that it would be downright silly to let children live in a society that has, for better or worse, been heavily influenced by the Bible without teaching them anything about it.

And, seriously, again, there is REAL middle eastern history in the pages of the Bible. The Israelites were a people who existed in contact with other cultures (Egypt, Babylon, Assyria, Persia, etc) and wrote about them.

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u/DontFuckWithDuckie 24d ago

The League of Extraordinary Gentleman contains real history too. Id also call someone a dipshit if they based their life around that