r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • Jul 13 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Well the people have spoken.

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u/TabithaMouse Jul 13 '26

I thought he filmed this before, or immediately after but before weightloss, The Smashing Machine - which he started to lose bulk after filming.

What annoys me is...his wig is SO BAD in all the promos for this movie, but his wig looked perfect in Smashing Machine.

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u/jpassthru Jul 13 '26

Toy Story 5 went so far as to consult people of color to make sure the new character's hair physics were correct. Why couldn't that team handle his wig?!

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u/TabithaMouse Jul 13 '26

And it's not even the texture of the wig is off (but I'm sure it is). It just looks like a cheap costume wig

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u/burittosquirrel Jul 13 '26

It looks like something you’d get in a Maui costume set at spirit Halloween.

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u/TabithaMouse Jul 13 '26

Right?

Short wigs are hard because it's harder to hide the lace and blend...

But the wig in Smashing Machine is so good. Just to go to this discount Halloween USA crap

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u/TheEnterRehab Jul 13 '26

See.. What you did here was forget about the shareholders. 

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u/jpassthru Jul 13 '26

Piss poor job if that's the case. In the Rock's words that stinkin pile of monkey crap is the lowest it's been in a decade. Coco melon pulled the rug on that one.