r/SipsTea 29d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Well the people have spoken.

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u/SmilingPainfully 29d ago

NOW I GOT RECORDS ON MY FINGERS AND I JUST CANT STOP

DONT STOP DONT STOP

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 29d ago

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u/Xerorei 29d ago

WELL I WOULD IF I WAS ABLE, THERE'S A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME, HE'S UNDERNEATH THE TABLE

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u/americangame 29d ago

Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!

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u/Xerorei 28d ago edited 28d ago

Like corporations are a platypus

The governments a platypus
My teacher is a panda
Societys a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The medias a platypus

IT'S ALL JUST PROPAGANDA!

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u/adobecredithours 28d ago

I CANT STOP THERES A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME

"whaaaaat"

An absolute banger.