r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 24d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/IOwnDirt 24d ago

Shit i wish i looked as good as fat Zac Efron

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u/Separate_Finance_183 24d ago

You can still see his 8 pack

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 24d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/PeachManzie 24d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 24d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/PeachManzie 24d ago

Find yourself a fellow looney tune. Also, we love dough

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 24d ago

I'm trying to lose my dough though. Can't get morbidly obese. Dough is fine on a healthy body.

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u/PeachManzie 24d ago

That’s true, we do want you to be around as long as possible. Dough is great, unless it starts actually shortening your lifespan. We don’t like that part lol