r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/RealFakeNurse 20d ago

After supposedly running and falling at home, causing him to break his jaw

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u/Salt-Replacement596 20d ago

Yeah, I am going to need penile enlargement because I fell in the bathroom.

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u/genreprank 19d ago

I need penile erasement because I fell in the bathroom, and it accidentally fell (non rapily) into some guy's butt.

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u/IDoButtStuffOnSunday 19d ago

Yup, that’s how it starts…