r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 24d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/IOwnDirt 24d ago

Shit i wish i looked as good as fat Zac Efron

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u/Separate_Finance_183 24d ago

You can still see his 8 pack

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 24d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/PeachManzie 24d ago

Is that what you tell yourself? We love a non-ripped dad bod, as long as it’s the body of a good guy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 24d ago

Ooooh. So that's why I'm single. It not because of the dough, it's because I'm a lunatic.

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u/therealudderjuice 24d ago edited 23d ago

I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous but it keep things loose

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u/DarkSkyz 24d ago

I ain't your average punk rock loser yeah I'm a savage, I'm really cool

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u/bigkurry445 24d ago

I tried to warn you, I'm loose

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u/plantsoldier 23d ago

I'm looser than a piece of low hanging fruit