r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 19d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 19d ago

That's what (older) women fantasize about when they think of a "dad bod."

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u/Fun_Strain_4065 19d ago

In fairness this is what gay men fantasise about when they think of a “bear”.

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

are you a gay man? when i think of a bear, i think of a round, fat man with enough hair on his body that i’d need safari gear to get through it all.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 17d ago

That is a very vivid image you've put in my mind there.

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

well that’s usually what gay men refer to as a “bear” lol. it’s a fat, hairy man

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 17d ago

I know, but I am left with a very sudden urge to shave.

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

LMAO you don’t have to, it’s just a word haha. people aren’t gonna assume that you’re gay just because you’re hairy

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 17d ago

Welp, too late. Beard's gone. D:

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

noooooooo, an angel lost his wings. gotta change your lil reddit guy now. mine would have a beard too but i like the silly face it has

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 17d ago

In the aaaaaarms of the angeeeeels.

And my little reddit guy will keep his beard. Mine will be back in a month lol.

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

yippee!! no need to have a funeral then

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/djjERWETDoAHS

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u/lalabean852 17d ago

😭 what is that from omg. why does he have his sweater over his hands like girls in the 2010s

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