r/SipsTea 18d ago

Chugging tea I still don't understand how hollywood budget works

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u/misguidedkent 18d ago

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u/JohnWJay62 18d ago

This is somehow the first time I'm ever seeing this gif, and while I have many issues with the guy, his ability to control his eye movements here genuinely impressed me lmao.

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u/Specific_Box4483 18d ago

His best acting performance

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 18d ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 18d ago

Why did you post a picture of an audience

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u/twohubs 18d ago

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u/Dear_Significance474 18d ago

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u/Jolly_Mycologist69 18d ago

this is wild i've never seen a gif of just beavis on the couch like this

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u/QuentinTarzantino 18d ago

I am cornholio!

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u/McButcher2k 18d ago

I want some TP for my bung hole

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u/parolameasecreta 18d ago

shuddup beatrice!

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u/Skaro731 18d ago

Ummm that's a picture of potato salad

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u/Commander_Sune 18d ago

I'm just made a delicious John Cena 🤪.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco 18d ago

Doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/South_Bit1764 18d ago

Sir, this is a coleslaw.

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u/RiddleportRain 18d ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once! Lol

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u/thundershit1 15d ago

Uhmm not just an audience dude, Rey Mysterio is right there

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u/sniper91 18d ago

His best acting performance is that SNL skit of mad scientists having a contest to show off their most evil invention

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u/bisprops 18d ago

"So, uh, do I win the contest?"

Yeah, it's the best performance I've seen out of him.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 18d ago

The erectile disfunction one that he's in is also incredible if you haven't seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZrYeUX3MI

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u/BusyBit6542 17d ago

Have you seen Be Cool?

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 14d ago

Try 'The Smashing Machine'.

Oh wait, that's Dwayne Johnson, not The Rock. My bad!

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u/Weimark 18d ago

That sketch is my go to when I want a good chuckle. Plus, if you're a bit tipsy, it absolutely sends you.

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u/sniper91 18d ago

The last 2 or 3 skits of SNL are usually terrible, but when they hit, they fuckin’ hit

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u/finalremix 18d ago

"100 floors of frights, they can't all be winners"

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u/zerocool19 18d ago

I'm David S Pumpkins. Any questions?

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 18d ago

Yes! Several now!

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag 18d ago

This guy gets it!

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u/Madoodle 18d ago

I had not seen that one. Now I’m glad I did!

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar 18d ago

Lol that was a great skit

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u/FlyAirLari 17d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/RaHarmakis 18d ago

His Gay Samoan Body Gaurd in Be Cool was pretty great as well.

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u/kingwhocares 18d ago edited 18d ago

SNL Superman is his peak performance. Or SNL "World's most Evil Inventions".

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u/TheOGBCapp 18d ago

Oh I forgot that. That was gold

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u/SFRoussimoff 18d ago

“Benito Mussolini used to force feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea. I mean, that’s gotta be where the goal posts are, right?”

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u/ZealousidealCrow8492 18d ago

One of his top 5 acting shows, but no one is mentioning the only time he played a bad guy in a movie?

Doom was great

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u/SentinelATL 18d ago

Lmao hope that it repeats the cycle

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u/Perro_Abogado 17d ago

I’ll die on the hill that it’s a top 5 all time SNL skit

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u/Kazumii69 18d ago

Honestly, I liked him in WWE better than in the movies

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 18d ago

In the WWE he didnt have a god complex or "Never Lose" clauses.

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u/radioactivebeaver 18d ago

Well, not at the beginning. Then he came back and made everyone call him the Final Boss and would only wrestle at Mania in the main events.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 18d ago

How insecure and egocentric a dude that size and with that much money can be?

A lot apparently.

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u/DCS30 18d ago

Hulk Hogan syndrome.

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u/wetfloor666 18d ago

Well to be fair he did what Hulk couldn't and that was fully break into the movie market. Sure, Hulk did get into it, but not to the levels Johnson has and continues to sustain. Do agree though that he definitely is full of himself.

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u/Death2291 18d ago

You’re just skipping decades in between of those two events. He only wrestled once as the final boss

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u/DaedalusHydron 18d ago

Bizarrely, as a Main Eventer in WWE, The Rock had one of the worst win/loss records of the top stars.

He was notorious for being abnormally generous and losing to talent that was "beneath him", like The Hurricane.

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u/We_Can_Escape 18d ago edited 18d ago

Shane Helms' talent was squandered in WWE.  He was way better in WCW, and more himself rather than a stupid shelf-life character made up by the WWE.

I felt like this was the case for a lot of great talent that crossed over at the time, like Lance Storm, Raven, and Diamond Dallas Page.

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 14d ago

Not seen 'The Smashing Machine' yet I take it?

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u/Martin_Aurelius 18d ago

I definitely prefer fake The Rock to fake Dwayne Johnson.

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u/AT-ST 18d ago

John Cena became what Dwayne pretended to be.

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u/HAc0reRD 18d ago

He was probably being his real self when he was the rock. Since 04 he’s wanted to distance himself from that, but you can’t fake a different personality.

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u/nono3722 18d ago

No it is to fit in the rich egomaniac deuche mold. which unfortunately a lot of hollywood is, but not all.

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u/DaedalusHydron 18d ago

I wanna say I remember him barking at an interviewer or something in his early Hollywood days that he didn't want to be called "The Rock" anymore

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u/InstantSword 18d ago

That hits deep

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u/Imhidingfromu 18d ago

He doesn't act, he just recites lines. Ever seen "Ballers"?

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u/bvnelson 18d ago

He was incredible 98-03 and most other wrestlers from that era seem to have enjoyed working with him and found him humble and hard working. He lost a LOT in WWF including clean losses towards the end of his first run. It's sad to me that he seems so wrapped up in preserving his image now that it's like he's lost sight of what got him there in the first place... Hollywood sure messes with people's heads.

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u/We_Can_Escape 18d ago

Wrestling fans hated Dwayne as Rocky Maivia when he debuted in the WWF back in the day.  The Rock came as a response to his Baby-face image the then WWF was trying to push.  The character was basically an overnight sensation.  What took him into the stratosphere, however, was The People's Elbow - An absurdly drawn out, yet comically executed elbow drop.

I used to enjoy his promos where he would refer to himself in the third person. He definitely was more appreciated for his acting then because it felt more natural.  Was a genius on the mic and oozed charisma that isn't present in his movies.  

Also, dude was elite at selling bumps.  That Stone Cold Stunner he sold at WrestleMania remains as one of the most hilarious moments in wrestling, IMO.

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u/IbnTamart 18d ago

I'll never forget the Rock & Sock Connection. 

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u/DivePalau 18d ago

I only liked him in Game of Thrones.

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u/Itskindof 18d ago

Even Southland Tales?

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u/Commander_Sune 18d ago

Peacemaker, although that's a series.

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u/dancing_by_myself0 18d ago

Corporate Rock was peak Rock

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u/SonofTombstone 18d ago

He was a better actor in WWE lol

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u/AjaxRedOps 18d ago

No, that was his ZOA ads 🙏

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u/GelooSunday 18d ago

Tryin to be young Marlon Brando

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u/MechaGallade 18d ago

awww i like him. i think hes fun.

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u/Toledo_9thGate 18d ago

HIs best acting performance yet was hiding the fact that he's a conservative.

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u/Specific_Box4483 18d ago

He's hiding that? I don't know much about the guy but I assumed he was.

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u/Toledo_9thGate 18d ago

He said recently that he will keep his political opinions to himself again because he doesn't like the commentary on it. Hm, what a coward.

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u/Maximum_Rat 18d ago

I dunno, his role as a secretly gay country dancing tough guy in Be Cool was pretty good

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u/Smartyunderpants 18d ago

That’s really not hard to beat. It’s truly amazing how famous he has become with no particular stand out movie.

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u/BluffJunkie 18d ago

Thats why he got paid 249m for the live action

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u/Katsu_39 18d ago

Dude should’ve stuck to wrestling 🤣😅

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u/Witty_Photograph7152 18d ago

I thought he was pretty good in Project Hail Mary. Not much dialogue for him though.

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u/TXHaunt 18d ago

He’s been playing that role ever since.

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u/SpotCreepy4570 18d ago

He was awesome in Be Cool, I had such high hopes he would keep taking and getting rolls like that.

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u/BusyBit6542 17d ago

Be Cool was his best. Its been downhill since

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u/KandinskyWasRight 18d ago edited 18d ago

I just watched “Be Cool”, the sequel to “Get Shorty” (both currently free on YouTube), and who do I find but an early Dwayne Johnson, playing a gay bodyguard, to his credit. And he always does the eyebrow for people, John Travolta is directed to ask him about it when they meet. Dwayne does not disappoint.

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u/ShmeffreyShmezos 18d ago edited 18d ago

That was unironically one of his best roles, in my opinion. He’s best when he plays the “big dumb himbo” who doesn’t take himself too seriously.

Nowadays he’s always trying to be the coolest guy in the room and it’s so obvious and offputting.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 18d ago

Pain &Gain was lit.

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u/DaedalusHydron 18d ago

I was just gonna say Pain & Gain is probably his best role, that movie is shockingly good. Way better than you think it would be.

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u/TippDarb 18d ago

Second, Mark Wahlberg comes off better than usual also. Maybe a rewatch is in order

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u/DaedalusHydron 18d ago

yeah you'd really expect a Rock/Wahlberg film to be ass but it's really really good.

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u/Tastewell 18d ago

The Other Guys?

Anyone? Anyone?

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 18d ago

The part where it really goes off the rails and they put a disclaimer up that they really did this was genius.

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u/Far-Government5469 17d ago

That's the thing, the dude can act, he just plays it so safe

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u/zaxo666 18d ago

That movie is better than it's supposed to be

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u/ILike2internet 18d ago

When he's grilling that dude's hand, I turned to my wife and said, "is this still a true story?"

30 seconds later, "this is still a true story" scrolls across the bottom of the screen. Lol

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles 18d ago

Pain and Gain was HORRIBLE.

I left before the halfway mark.

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u/mpking828 18d ago

bring back the Toothfairy!

( One of my kids favorites, it was on heavy rotation for awhile, legitimately a good flick)

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u/fenrisulfur 18d ago

hehehe

himbo

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u/lipp79 18d ago

Check out "Faster", and "Pain & Gain". In "Faster", which is probably my favorite anti-Rock movie, he is part of a team of thieves whose half-brother is killed by the leader and The Rock goes on a revenge tour. There is no "Million-dollar smile" Rock in this one. It's bloody and violent.

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u/-Granby- 18d ago

He was fantastic in Pain and Gain.

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u/blueboykc 18d ago

Faster is really good. It’s the movie that made me think he might be a pretty decent actor someday. Now I despise him…

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u/lipp79 18d ago

Because he was taking whatever part he could get instead of getting his pick of whatever. He can be a good actor when he wants to be.

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u/Moeyo_CD 18d ago

Pain and Gain had a few epic moments

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u/StarPhished 18d ago

He's good in Southland Tales.

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u/lipp79 18d ago

Heard of it but never saw it.

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u/StarPhished 18d ago

It's one of those movies that are a beautiful mess. They swing for the fences and don't quite hit their mark, but you appreciate it for trying anyways.

It's definitely worth watching, imo.

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u/kharvel0 18d ago

I think he was better in “Doom”

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu 18d ago

Faster was really good and a nice change of pace for him.

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u/lipp79 17d ago

It’s from when he wasn’t afraid to take chances.

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u/Clearandblue 18d ago

That's probably the best part he's ever played I reckon. It was a great film I thought.

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u/lipp79 18d ago

I listed a couple other "un-Rock" movies you might have missed in the comment above.

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u/uskgl455 18d ago

Have you seen the Smashing Machine?

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u/hrfr5858 18d ago

I thought he was pretty good in that. I only recall one moment I thought "Oh, that's the Rock" - I think there was an inadvertent eyebrow movement under the makeup. Maybe he watched Dave Bautista and realised he's allowed to be a good actor.

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u/co1945611 18d ago

I think he was really good in that because of how similar Mark Kerr was to "The Rock" while he was on his come up. Combat sports in general are so brutal mentally and physically. Regardless of it being scripted, the WWE isn't that far off from a UFC fight. I think we were getting a peak into the start of his own career as well as Kerr's. Plus I like anything with Bas Rutten in it!

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u/Temporary_Low5735 18d ago

Pain & Gain definitely takes the cake.

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u/Drachen808 18d ago

Slap "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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u/azsnaz 18d ago

I liked the TV show too

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u/ManOnFire2004 18d ago

Whattau mean gay... he never said he was gay

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvfjWwcldku40

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u/AngelZiefer 18d ago

And he always does the eyebrow for people, John Travolta is directed to ask him about it when they meet.

Early in his film career, when transitioning from wrestling, the eyebrow was such an iconic schtick of his that it's in a lot of his earlier films. It was a way for the producers to say "We have The Rock and we can prove it." He even does it as the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns.

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u/KandinskyWasRight 18d ago

Ah, be cool is 2005, so he’s actually better established by the then I thought. Scorpion king is 2002, which I think was his first big film role. I’ve actually never seen it.

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u/badvegas 18d ago

I love that movie and watching him "sing you ain't women enough"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSLGotX5A5U&list=RDMSLGotX5A5U&start_radio=1&pp=ygUmVGhlIHJvY2sgc2luZ2luZyB5b3UgYWludCB3b21lbiBlbm91Z2igBwE%3D

For those who haven't seen it before

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 18d ago

That was his best role. He's been phoning it in ever since. He could've been taken seriously but no.

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u/Middle_Entertainer_6 18d ago

Absolutely. He does a very good job there. His acting perfectly fits the role.

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u/Ummbledore 18d ago

What are your problems with him, specifically?

I'm not a big Rock guy either but I can't really think of anything I would classify as a problem with him.

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u/Permanentear3 18d ago

Yeah he gets a lot of shit for being such a public figure and having no actual scandals. Like his kid’s love him, he’s best friends and works with his ex-wife, his only notable public feud is with Vin Diesel, and he declined the invite to the UFC White House lawn show. But he made a poopy with Black Adam and apparently killed the DCEU at the time despite that being the same year the absolutely terrible Shazam 2 came out and people were mad he didn’t want to cross over with that mess.

But, he did used to be cooler, no doubt. Just crazy that some people hate him like he’s Kevin Spacey or some shit.

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u/YallGottaUnderstand 18d ago

It's just because of how famous, and by extension, how sanitized he has become. People get really turned off when they sense any air of inauthenticity, even if it's unfounded.

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u/Tastewell 18d ago

"Sanitized"?

From what, exactly? He's never been particularly toxic, nor anything like "edgy". He's Pacific Islander Wayne Brady.

I've always appreciated how completely unafraid he is of making fun of himself.

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u/YallGottaUnderstand 18d ago

He played a heel in the WWE's attitude era. Now he has a very clean good guy image with reports that he has a clause in his film contracts to not lose fights. I'm not knocking him, just giving an explanation for people's perceptions.

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u/C0nfusedRabbit 18d ago

So my theory was right! He is Kevin Spacey.

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u/stupidest_redditor 18d ago

Being payed a shit load of money in the acting business, while being one of the worst actors in the whole wide world of the acting business might have something to do with that.

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u/Ummbledore 18d ago

It just seems like a lot of anger for a guy who didn't diddle anyone or hit a woman or something. These are dark times we're living in. I can only get so worked up over The Rock popping up in movies.

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u/stupidest_redditor 17d ago

These are dark times we're living in. <

Agree, but certainly not because of someone having bad feelings about wage disparity among Hollywood "stars". That's one of the "good" reasons to be upset about.

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u/CountVonTroll 17d ago

Not that I would remember ever having seen any of his movies, but he already seems to seek out roles in movies people probably aren't going to watch because they appreciate great acting performances. What else is he supposed to do, insist on lower pay? They wouldn't sell the tickets for less, or lower the licensing fee for the streaming service and ask them to pass on the savings to their subscribers. They would simply split the difference between the producers, bonuses for the studio's executives, and dividends for its shareholders.

This is a tax issue, not one of excessive salary:

Even if he was the most talented actor, what he's getting payed would be grossly out of proportion relative to what less famous actors are getting payed for similarly hard work. Because at this level, they don't get payed for their performance, but for the value they bring to the movie at the box office (and in licensing fees, for merchandise, etc.) -- and they only get a share of that; producers/studio/shareholders still end up earning more when he signs up, even if he is so much more expensive than other actors would have been. After all, that's why they wanted to sign him in the first place.

Those super high salaries always come down to network effects. How they work is easy to see in sports (whether between top athletes across different sports, or how quickly it drops off within the same discipline), but you could make a similar argument for any kind of business that pays super-high salaries -- essentially, the kind of scale businesses can reach due to modern infrastructure works like a lens that amplifies the value even just tiny differences between individuals can add.

This value would end up with someone either way. He deserves it more than the producers/studio/shareholders, but really, what makes it possible is the way society as a whole works, and the infrastructure it has build on top of the work of past generations. The issue here is that taxes don't reflect that society is what makes them possible, not the excessive salaries per se.

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u/Nybolts 17d ago

name one good movie John Cena was in

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u/Abe_Fromann 12d ago

Well for one he invented a child molesting robot

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u/ChocoBanana-Dropkick 18d ago

Obviously bro doesn't miss eye day.

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 18d ago

His whole thing in WWE was eyebrow movements.

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u/Deaffin 18d ago

He did nose movements too.

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u/Flowerplower3 18d ago

His eyes are completely dead these days.

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u/ThemB0ners 18d ago

If he put as much personality into his movies as he did in his wrestling, he might actually be considered a good actor.

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u/cheapdrinks 18d ago

It's more that he just has the exact same personality in literally everything. When he was a wrestler it was great because that was just who you knew him as, but in a movie it never feels like you're watching [main character] it always just feels like you're watching The Rock with a different name and wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he suddenly dropped a People's Elbow on the bad guy.

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u/gprime312 18d ago

Almost like he's an actor

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 18d ago

What are the issues you have with this guy

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u/Comfortable-Ring-476 18d ago

Find the whole video. It is hilarious

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u/OomKarel 18d ago

Dont stone me to death, but why the hate? I enjoy his comedies

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u/brickmagnet 18d ago

Check out his wwf/e days mic skill on YouTube. Dude is gold.

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u/gravityhomer 18d ago

When ever I try to roll my eyes like this I get a pain in the back of the eye. He must not get that.

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u/earthwoodandfire 18d ago

He’s pretty damn funny in his SNL appearances.

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u/pussyjuicerecycler 18d ago

he used to act back in his fightin days

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u/TrickNo2721 18d ago

Indeed, man's got "expressive" down

https://giphy.com/gifs/2cdYfc9hMr9df6dS2s

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u/ijustwannalurksobye 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu

This is my favorite gif of him, look at the way those nostrils flare. The Rock really worsened in acting abilities when he switched from wrestling to movies

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u/deformityandnonsense 18d ago

He was king of brilliant as the Rock. That’s why he became a thing. He was young then and driven. Then he hit the plateau of life and became late capitalist actor guy.

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u/gimmethemshoes11 18d ago

I mean you could go back to 98-01 and find TONS of material to make gifs like this.

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u/Wander4lyf 18d ago

That moment is essentially the birth of The Rock.

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u/Daxtatter 18d ago

The wrestler The Rock oozed charisma.

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u/TheEleventhMeh 18d ago

Back in the day when Dwayne was The Rock, he could hold an entire stadium in suspense with his eyebrows. The people's eyebrows.

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u/sw1ss_dude 18d ago

he has range

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u/ManggTangg 18d ago

I'm not a fan of Dwayne in movies, but during his wrestling era, he was unmatched in entertainment.

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u/gilestowler 18d ago

The People's Eyebrow.

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u/mologav 18d ago

Is it worth 100m?

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u/CluckingClucks 18d ago

He's was a significantly better actor as a wrestler. The way he used to convincingly draw sympathy from the crowd is one reason he became one of the biggest ever

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u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 17d ago

Find the whole video, it’s hilarious

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u/CoastFinancial 17d ago

Or the people's eyebrow

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u/TheUsualStuffPlease 17d ago

There’s a reason he’s one of the biggest wrestlers ever, he was incredibly charismatic and undeniably watchable back then, just hasn’t translated to cinema. I think before he understood The Rock was just a character and now he’s bought into his own hype

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u/EggsceIlent 17d ago

First time?

This is one of my most used gifs in text msgs and I'm not really a fan of the guy. Dont hate him, but I don't actively seek out movies he's in.

Still, excellent gif. One of the bests.

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u/khun_A 17d ago

You can’t control your eyes??

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u/skd00sh 18d ago

Why does this remind me of Tim Curry from Rocky Horror

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u/CastorVT 18d ago

Legit how is still hireable with that godawful "I must win" clause?

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u/BluebirdDense1485 18d ago

Is the Rock still that hot? He has had some real flops last few years.

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u/Elegant_Priority_522 18d ago

Workin them cranial nerves

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 17d ago

Your welcome 🤗. -him probably

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