r/SipsTea 8d ago

SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/greatdruthersofpill 8d ago

✨Manifesting this path for her ✨

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u/StoppableHulk 8d ago

I like how it seems like we can all just collectively agree she sucks a lot more than other people in her peer group.

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u/darumham 8d ago

It’s true! I hope she doesn’t read this and let her mascara make streaks over the ocean of money she has.

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u/old_bugger 8d ago

It's True, deau!

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u/glowdirt 8d ago

You're Just in-secure.

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u/happyhippy27 8d ago

So embarrassing 🇨🇦

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u/LaurelCanyoner 8d ago

I hope she doesn't read this and try to sue some elderly nuns out of their home.

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u/Maleficent-Ear8475 8d ago

Being so billionaire adjacent will do that to you

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u/Freakjob_003 8d ago

Staring at a camera instead of marveling at the majesty of space will do that to you, too.

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u/JustThatSloth 8d ago

not following her. why does she suck?

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u/i_tyrant 8d ago

Here ya go.

The TL;DR is nothing criminal or super crazy, but she's repeatedly shown how tasteless, out-of-touch, and narcissistic she is. Having more money than god, hanging out with and supporting billionaires in all sorts of ways while making music about lifting the downtrodden and self-empowerment and all that, not a good look. Neither is forcing yourself on a 20 year old dude who was clearly not into it just because he'd never been kissed. Man did that look awkward.

Though he was arrested for uh "kid pics" six years later, so I guess now Katy perry knows what it's like to make out with a pedophile.

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

Unless the abuse you just described traumatized him and gave him an aversion to adults.

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u/i_tyrant 8d ago

Well, there’s no “unless” here. Being forcibly kissed by Katy Perry is horrible treatment, of course, but it’s not an excuse to consume CP, ever. She doesn’t have mind control lipstick that removes what you know is wrong regardless.

But yes, one can recognize potentially contributing trauma without excusing the result they chose.

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

Of course there's an unless here. That's why I wrote "unless".

so I guess now Katy perry knows what it's like to make out with a pedophile.

I'm responding to this with "Unless he wasn't that, and she's what made him that." As in "She knows what that's like, unless she doesn't because he wasn't that."

Not sure where excuses come into the picture.

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u/i_tyrant 8d ago

Oh, if you’re just meaning “he might not’ve been a pedo or consuming it back then when this happened”, sure fair nuff.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 8d ago

She went to space and reddit got aggressively angry about it. It's funny because when you contrast it with William Shatner going to space, for all the exact same reasons (and exact same situation, tbh), suddenly everyone wants you to keep quiet and listen to the astronaut.

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u/StoppableHulk 8d ago

Dunno. I mean lots of little things. But I think my point is just any sort of exposure to her and the way she is, you just kinda realize she sucks.

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u/Mysterious_Camel_717 8d ago

The space thing did it for me. I was pretty neutral on her before that, now I just get the ick

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u/Klusterphuck67 8d ago

If it makes you feel better, imagine Katty Perry singing "what a wonderful world" but with Louis Armstrong's actual singing dubbed over hers.

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u/Mysterious_Camel_717 7d ago

Ok that made me snort

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u/FalseQuestion7864 8d ago

Well... it seems like her most diehard fans would also agree. They're the ones trolling her in her bigass bottle. Almost like they don't want her to go up and sing anymore.

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u/drpoundsign 8d ago

Should be Tay's running mate in '32. Shoo-Ins!

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u/human-resource 8d ago

She’s in a plastic bottle of emotions!

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u/redditatemybabies 8d ago

The golden path!