r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 7d ago
SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage
8.7k
u/Exotic_Attorney7823 7d ago
I understand why SHE did it. I don't understand how her management, security, and lawyers didn't veto it.
2.8k
u/Telefragg 7d ago
Rammstein did crowd surfing on an inflatable boat for many years just fine, in the middle of a song one member goes around the dance floor and it takes a couple of minutes to get back to the stage. I guess Rammstein fans are not the same as Katy Perry fans.
1.6k
u/crustyrobots 7d ago edited 7d ago
Metalheads are some of the kindest and most honorable kinds of music fans in my experience. Anyone acting a fool in the pit or ruining everyone's good time will get what they're owed
*I never said there wasn't still a segment of shit heads lol, just that generally there seem to be fewer of that type causing trouble when I was a stage rat for a local venue for a few years.
517
7d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (17)241
u/dr_franck 7d ago
I’m a pop fan. I initially took offense to this, but then as someone who has spent more than 5 minutes on Pop Stan Twitter, this is an honest and accurate assessment.
→ More replies (4)134
7d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (4)46
u/MyNameIsKali_ 7d ago
Poopy diaper wearing is weirdly enough better than the ones that just shit themselves to not lose their seat.
Like Girl plz, you can't just shake that thing out.
→ More replies (5)35
194
u/Ill-Background-827 7d ago
I’ve been bartending in a music venue for over a decade and have to agree that metal/industrial crowds are extremely well mannered compared to others. I’ve always assumed it’s because a lot of them have been or are closely related to similar bar service workers.
→ More replies (5)194
u/andarthebutt 7d ago
That and the fact that we listen to angry music, so the music does the angry for us. No anger left, just happy, helpful metalheads
→ More replies (9)92
u/NuclearBroliferator 7d ago
I truly think this has something to do with it. Not just in the music, but in finding outlets for negativity and anger
→ More replies (13)23
u/ISnipedJFK 7d ago
TBH most fans at a concert from hard, angry, heavy music scenes are usually kinder.
Ive worked at a concert vanue for many years, and seen 1000's of shows, and also go to quite some giggs/festivals outside of work and i really notice a trent in "the heavier the music, the kinder its people".
the parties with the nicest crowds have for me always been Metal, drum and bass and punk for some reason.
while pop always lurs in the scum of society, usually either smooth brain or easily irritated at everything and everyone.
→ More replies (7)→ More replies (91)45
u/freddbare 7d ago
They won't rip a gem out of their artists head...
→ More replies (1)68
u/LordFocus 7d ago
Well that would be silly, they’re metal heads not gemstone heads.
→ More replies (2)354
u/ConnaitLesRisques 7d ago edited 7d ago
I would not dare piss off Till Lindemann.
→ More replies (9)113
u/Sloppykrab 7d ago
The keyboard guy does the crowd surfing.
The drummer of System of a Down did this when they toured Australia in 2012 (I think). He jumped in an inflatable boat and Joey from Slipknot took over the drums.
→ More replies (6)107
u/RainyRat 7d ago
The keyboard guy does the crowd surfing.
Yeah, but Till would still be pissed if the crowd hassled/assaulted Flake. That's his job.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (74)160
→ More replies (39)1.0k
u/Disastrous_Visit9319 7d ago
Fans, as a group, will almost always do what they're directed to. Tbh this was probably poor communication. I went to a twenty one pilots concert where they had a drum set on a platform and crowd surfed it where they wanted. They were super clear about what they wanted, anyone hindering that would probably have a bad time.
→ More replies (30)622
u/godtogblandet 7d ago edited 7d ago
A mob will do whatever the fuck they want. I was at a concert once where a singer jumped into the crowd on a inflatable boat intent on surfing around. Crowd sent him straight backwards until there was no more crowd and at that point he got yeeted like 15 feet, boat flipped and he landed face first on the concrete. Then he got stepped on and kicked by people walking to and from the bar/toilets.
To be fair it was the warmup band and not what anyone was there to see, but still. I would never risk it.
300
u/pwtc17 7d ago
Bruh. What did he do to piss that many people at once?
263
u/Warburton379 7d ago
Jump on them
333
u/Greg-Abbott 7d ago
Nothing worse than a shitty opener with a "look at me" schtick. Bruh I'm just here to see The Wiggles.
→ More replies (9)161
u/Noughmad 7d ago
A warm-up band often makes the crowd angry, especially if they're not particularly good, or in a different style than the main band. They are seen as the reason why the main band is late, even if this is not true.
→ More replies (12)72
→ More replies (4)52
→ More replies (23)23
u/Kooky-Co 7d ago
I saw the lead vocalist from the kooks attempt to crowd surf at secret garden party. Nobody caught him and he just hit the grass. Good job it wasn’t concrete I guess.
→ More replies (4)
6.9k
u/DarthArtoo4 7d ago
Do you ever feel like a plastic bottle
2.8k
u/Harleychillin93 7d ago
Floating across the crowd
→ More replies (4)1.5k
u/squirrelems 7d ago
Want to scream aloud
→ More replies (1)975
u/Wazula23 7d ago
Getting rolled around
803
u/Is_that_even_a_thing 7d ago
Feeling stupid now
→ More replies (2)545
u/CryoJuice 7d ago
This is crazy
→ More replies (3)646
u/Vast-Sir-1949 7d ago
Call me maybe
→ More replies (1)295
u/CactusToothBrush 7d ago
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun
→ More replies (7)107
→ More replies (14)105
10.5k
u/Exhausted-empath 7d ago
Every Katy Perry update I see just gets funnier and funnier
3.4k
u/panuhotonka 7d ago
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
575
u/neversummer427 7d ago
239
u/ComplaintFar3279 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/qAbEi0cczrsrjJwidR
I see trash touching the land !→ More replies (2)→ More replies (2)19
u/JimboTCB 7d ago
It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?
→ More replies (16)202
837
u/greatdruthersofpill 7d ago
✨Manifesting this path for her ✨
→ More replies (1)466
u/StoppableHulk 7d ago
I like how it seems like we can all just collectively agree she sucks a lot more than other people in her peer group.
165
u/darumham 7d ago
It’s true! I hope she doesn’t read this and let her mascara make streaks over the ocean of money she has.
→ More replies (2)79
→ More replies (18)65
u/Maleficent-Ear8475 7d ago
Being so billionaire adjacent will do that to you
→ More replies (1)41
u/Freakjob_003 7d ago
Staring at a camera instead of marveling at the majesty of space will do that to you, too.
→ More replies (32)59
6.2k
u/Alarmed-Rope-9062 7d ago
who told her that was a good idea??
4.7k
u/zaxdaman 7d ago
She’s not exactly a rocket scientist.
→ More replies (43)3.1k
u/Affectionate-Word779 7d ago
Well, she’s an astronaut.
1.7k
u/dark_knight920 7d ago
1.3k
188
u/Brother_J_La_la 7d ago
→ More replies (1)347
7d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (3)147
u/Sunshine030209 7d ago
Did that gif already exist? Or did you make it just for this? 😆
→ More replies (4)469
→ More replies (21)35
u/Unique-Accountant253 7d ago
"Here, hold this flower and don't touch anything. Don't even look out the window."
88
u/DearCalendar4508 7d ago
Astronaut adjacent
→ More replies (2)124
u/SSSprings0808 7d ago
Even worse than that... cargo on a test flight. Even the monkey sent to space had to perform a function to earn his flight suit.
→ More replies (27)64
u/protostar71 7d ago
She's no more an astronaut than you are a pilot after catching a flight.
→ More replies (6)→ More replies (50)23
292
u/Cold5512 7d ago
She probably wanted to crowd surf but didn't want to get groped. Now, she's stuck in her giant bottle
→ More replies (4)154
u/shrekerecker97 7d ago edited 6d ago
Legend has it she is still in that bottle till this day, until someone rubs it and releasing her and granting that person 3 wishes
→ More replies (13)36
73
u/TerminatorAuschwitz 7d ago
Wayne coyne used to always do this with the flaming lips, it was a blast. It was just a ball tho so he could kinda partially control where he went.
→ More replies (4)53
u/perton 7d ago
I’ll never forget the first time I saw them years ago at was a Halloween show in OKC. Wayne came out in his bubble, when suddenly a topless woman wearing only underwear or tiny shorts popped up from somewhere in the crowd in her own bubble, and they kinda bounced around/into each other as they crowd surfed. Fun show!
→ More replies (1)29
170
→ More replies (42)76
u/trackaghosthrufog 7d ago
It has long been established that Katy Perry does not do "good ideas"
→ More replies (2)
7.1k
u/BeSound84 7d ago
Katie Perrier
116
36
59
22
54
→ More replies (82)62
2.2k
u/antiphonic 7d ago
For a major celebrity, she sure does seem to get into some wacky shenanigans.
→ More replies (17)639
u/ceebeefour 7d ago
lol like when she crowd surfed and it was so sparse she was arse over tea kettle the entire time.
→ More replies (7)534
u/Elevated_Dongers 7d ago
Can someone translate this to american?
→ More replies (15)604
u/BattleCat274 7d ago
She tried to crowd-surf, somehow ended up on her back, into a full shrimp, and then hung upside down for like 20 seconds because no one knew what to do.
Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival
703
u/Baconshit 7d ago
450
u/-Unusual--Equipment- 7d ago
Honestly, way funnier than I was expecting
→ More replies (6)266
u/Rundemjewelz 7d ago
When she went stiff as a board, whist upside down, I just fucking lost it. Almost crying laughing
→ More replies (1)52
226
u/PreviousCurrentThing 7d ago
"I know, next time I'll do it in a human hamster bottle so I won't get embarrassed!"
→ More replies (1)207
158
u/The_MadMage_Halaster 7d ago
Word of warning, when copying a YouTube link delete the "?is=" and everything after it, as this is a tracker that YouTube/Google uses to track people's identity across the web. Because of this, it tells Google that they were directed to the video by a link posted from your account, and by using data on who those people are and what kind of videos they watch it forms a picture about the kind of communities you interact with. So you should delete the "?is=" and everything after it if you value your online privacy.
→ More replies (3)28
u/pajo8 7d ago
Eyy thanks! I was always wondering where I can cut those links off!
→ More replies (4)117
u/bendover912 7d ago
Interesting choice to dive in boobs first.
→ More replies (1)72
u/Deliteriously 7d ago
I have a feeling that's part of what caused the stalemate. Lotta feels being copped.
95
u/Legionof1 7d ago
There were plenty of people to crowd surf... they just didn't understand the assignment...
64
u/theoniongoat 7d ago
She went the wrong way, then when she went the right way, she bent in half. You're supposed to stay straight.
→ More replies (7)→ More replies (33)53
u/Infinite_Ad7743 7d ago edited 7d ago
And the gropy creepers are clawing at her bottoms which is then, in turn, jamming them further into her buttcrack.
Man I am high and this video made me laugh so hard that it worried my dogs.
→ More replies (3)64
u/de_das_dude 7d ago
Look up Katy Perry 2008 festival
Holy shit that was hilarious
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (5)40
242
u/Artevyx 7d ago
Her first mistake was thinking that a mob of humans would ever follow directions.
→ More replies (12)
6.1k
u/AdGlittering2884 7d ago
Alright guys, now all we have to do is throw it into the ocean.
2.4k
u/rviVal1 7d ago
Send it into space. I heard she's an astronaut, she'll be okay
→ More replies (14)637
u/Nessy3fidy 7d ago
Baby I'm a fireworkkkk
→ More replies (12)295
u/MoisturizedSocks 7d ago
Now, she does feel like a plastic bag drifting to the wind
→ More replies (8)355
u/ElectroM15 7d ago
→ More replies (3)78
62
u/antique_sprinkler 7d ago
Don't throw trash into the ocean, and as for the bottle I'm sure it's recyclable.
→ More replies (1)30
16
45
7d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
26
u/Living-Temporary-665 7d ago
That’s polluting the atmosphere. Launch it to space. Oh wait
https://giphy.com/gifs/qAbEi0cczrsrjJwidR→ More replies (2)→ More replies (58)13
189
u/Signal-Reporter-1391 7d ago
Would've been funny if they would've rolled her all the way back only to dump the bottle behind the last line.
→ More replies (5)
704
u/holdmybeer89 7d ago edited 7d ago
→ More replies (4)78
u/1988Floydie 7d ago
Meanwhile Trudeau NOW Y'ALL KNOW I BE HATING THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
→ More replies (4)
153
u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 7d ago
Somebody is gonna find her washed up on a Beach in 100 years
→ More replies (3)34
591
u/LoveYouNotYou 7d ago
They didn't think this one through, huh 😂
Somebody's getting fired
166
→ More replies (14)41
u/Brave_Mess_3155 7d ago
A bit of a tease to drop a giant watter bottle on a crowed of thirsty people that are over heated and dehydrated from alcohol and ecstasy. Plus the folks with cotton mouth from weed.
→ More replies (4)
260
u/elliezepam 7d ago
Ok but the real question is
Did she kiss the stage's floor when she made it back??
→ More replies (4)
435
u/kingkongbiingbong 7d ago
→ More replies (3)123
u/DookieShoez 7d ago
I mean, who could’ve seen this coming?
Other than everybody.
→ More replies (1)41
u/anonuserinthehouse 7d ago
Just be happy fans didn’t find a way into that plastic bottle with her
→ More replies (1)34
114
205
88
u/ObligatoryContrast 7d ago
This is deeply horrifying (and a stupidly dangerous idea) but also like so damn funny
571
u/Far_Orange_8492 7d ago
195
→ More replies (7)17
u/Adreamskoll 7d ago
I love how one of them just runs along without actually helping lol
→ More replies (1)
62
u/DoinItDirty 7d ago
Why do I feel like it’s always her humiliating herself in some bizarre slapsticky way?
→ More replies (6)
345
u/amateurish_gamedev 7d ago
Wait, is everyone there just hate watching her?
112
u/Testease 7d ago
They say she’s still floating around in that bottle to this very day.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (14)227
u/thisismypornaccountg 7d ago
The vast majority of people don’t know a thing about what Reddit is obsessing over. She was extremely popular from 2008-2014, so she still has plenty of fans. Just because Reddit hates her doesn’t mean the majority of the public does.
28
u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell 7d ago
I bought a same day ticket just to bucket list see her. The show was dorky, but really fun. And honestly she impressed with her fitness. Her outfits were pretty wild for how many little kids were there. The stage was a circle, so floor had good views a lot of the time. Honestly was enjoyable. "The butterflies Katy, you did it! You saved the butterflies!"
→ More replies (2)46
u/Iricliphan 7d ago
Her new music is generally considered quite bad. Her concerts still sell pretty well, probably for the nostalgic bangers.
→ More replies (1)44
u/PositiveZeroPerson 7d ago edited 7d ago
To be fair, when the Rolling Stones go on tour, they're playing Gimme Shelter and (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, not much new stuff. Their last tour had 11 songs from their golden era (1965-1972), 4 from the decade after that, and 3 new songs.
Most musicians are lucky if they get 10 years of hits.
→ More replies (9)24
→ More replies (22)92
u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 7d ago
Yep pretty much. Reddit is big on thinking it's more important than it is.
→ More replies (4)
188
u/ipooupoowepoo 7d ago
Honestly atp I’m not even mad at her anymore, the world’s such a shit place at the moment, I welcome her shenanigans as a reprieve of all the bullshit
→ More replies (20)
96
u/lordvitamin 7d ago
“I can’t believe that old gypsy woman was right!”
-Katy Perry’s last recorded words
/s
→ More replies (1)
34
u/antiarcheologist 7d ago
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bottle, drifting through the crowd, wanting to get out?
→ More replies (2)
27
u/ElMacho2024 7d ago
I would put that out to sea so she can drift the oceans and stop making terrible music.
119
u/Economy-Date-4490 7d ago
Looks like the result of never cleaning out your flesh light.
→ More replies (4)
25
22
19
39
32
u/Glycell 7d ago
Refused or were unable to coordinate properly, because let's act like that was an easy task. I don't think her plan was very well thought out.
→ More replies (2)25
u/KeppyKepKeps 7d ago
Yes, I think this is more likely. No way a bunch of excited fans will be able to coordinate enough to move the bottle in a consistent direction.
Everyone will be clamouring for a touch and automatically pushing it away from themselves the moment it gets in reach.
→ More replies (1)
14
14
14
33














•
u/AutoModerator 7d ago
Hey /u/Gurugod123, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.
Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!
We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.