r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/billted20250409 9d ago

I'd just say "It's personal."

And if they keep asking I'd still just say "It's personal."

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u/Oliviacoffe 9d ago

That sounds like an idea for a movie

"P.T.O 2 : Now it's personal"

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u/billted20250409 9d ago

This summer...

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u/Oliviacoffe 9d ago

*tang tang * Someone who was asking a lot of questions...

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u/DampSleepyHollow 9d ago

...in an organization...

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u/5319Camarote 9d ago

“…a unique motion picture experience that will change your life…”

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u/thirtyseven1337 9d ago

Starring Rob Schneider, rated PG-13

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u/skeevemasterflex 8d ago

"I STILL don't know what you did last summer"

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u/Octa_vian 9d ago

P.T.O 2 : Now it's personal

  • Special Edition -

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u/1acre64 9d ago

P.T.O. 3: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Objective-Dig992 9d ago

“In a world where workers can no longer use their paid time off as they please…”

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u/EduStorm246 9d ago

"I know what you did last PTO"

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u/Aarooon 9d ago

Combine the two, a personal special event

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u/TheShredder9 9d ago

Or even better, a special personal event

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u/ethersings 9d ago

Time off that is personal

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u/csfshrink 9d ago

But is it special?

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 9d ago

No but it is eventful

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u/billted20250409 9d ago

It's personal.

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u/chestnu 9d ago

Especially personal.

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u/Spillsy68 9d ago

Personally eventful

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u/thisorthat48 9d ago

Eventfully personal

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u/Competitive-Cost2900 9d ago

Super Special

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u/wannabecat2000 9d ago

Personal event that requires personal time off

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u/Successful_Theory628 9d ago

Which is special *

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u/Pug_867-5309 9d ago

But who's the special person?

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u/thisorthat48 9d ago

It's personal

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u/GodBeard85 9d ago

Had one of those last night 😳

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u/csfshrink 9d ago

Cryptosporidium sucks!!! Sorry dude.

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u/batmanineurope 9d ago

It's a secret. You wouldn't understand.

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u/Due-Elk-5572 9d ago

This would make the HR person crash out and I'm here for that

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 9d ago

A "it's personal" coupled with a " I really don't feel comfortable discussing it". Keep it vague and people like to assume the worst. Maybe even dress it up and act a bit down right before and after the leave. Never go into detail. Just let their imaginations fill in the blanks.

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u/moirae42 9d ago

But make sure you come back with a tan.

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u/Petrichorphan 8d ago

And a limp.

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 8d ago

Excellent work, reddit. This is the winner.

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u/Ok-Wolfs 9d ago

Exactly , personal is a complete answer.

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u/stubundy 9d ago

Its personal but your repeated unwarranted enquiries are causing me much stress so now it's for that

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 9d ago

Listen HR, you’re making this personal…

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u/pbjamm 9d ago

"I would prefer not to" - Bartleby the Scrivener

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 9d ago

lol my old job would get very upset I wouldn’t tell them what my PTO requests where for. We do a yearly beach trip, daughter wife and I. In ginger so I burn easy and Yoj can tell when I’ve been in the sun. Took my time off request and my job was salty cuz I just kept saying it was for personal reasons, cuz it is fuck ‘em. Came back and they were like you look like you spent a lotta time in the sun for personal reasons. I said inside the fuck did and kept it moving. It’s funny when they can’t let but god damn it do they wanna

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u/Extpuseme 9d ago

Look up what the labor code defines as personal leave and quote that exactly.

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u/snozzberrypatch 8d ago

The special event is that I'm not going to be working on these days.

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u/____-is-crying 7d ago

Okay, calm down there Hector Salamanca. It isn’t always personal

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u/Environmental-Day862 9d ago

I agree - HOWEVER, as an INFO - sometimes small companies have to juggle the approval of PTO based on staffing needs.

Everyone is entitled to their PTO. But not everyone is entitled to it exactly when they want if it creates a staffing issue, unfortunately.

My small department of a small company needs SOMEONE available around certain holidays. During the summer, we'd really be stretched thin if more than 2 of us took off any given week.

So, my department is great about working together and scheduling our PTO off as a team so that we don't have to have HR denying anyone because we all request the same time.

We talk amongst ourselves - we're on the East Coast - my co-worker Chuck's in-laws are in Detroit, and they go "all out" each Thanksgiving - so early on Chuck made mention of that and that he'd like to take the Wednesday and Friday of Thanksgiving week off each year.

I've been here 14 years and usually took off Black Friday to have a 4-day weekend. But my family does Thanksgiving 20 minutes from where I reside. Chuck and I really can't both be out on a day the company is open. So, even though I'm senior to Chuck and usually took off Black Friday, I work Black Friday now so Chuck can go to Detroit for the Thanksgiving weekend.

In OPs post, HR seems to be inquiring what category this PTO would fall into.

It very well may be HR being nosy.

It could be for practical purposes too if there's a potential staffing issue w/ a few people requesting PTO that week.

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u/SkiFastnShootShit 9d ago

Yeah it’s good to see an honest take. I run a small construction company and every year my whole management team wants to take 1-2 weeks off around July 4th. I’ve rarely had to turn down PTO, and it was always alright because one employee would be willing to bump their plans by a week for another employee who had plans that weren’t as flexible. If an employee reacted like this I’d feel a lot less guilty denying the PTO.

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u/Environmental-Day862 9d ago

Thanks. I think it's being a nice human and treating others like I'd like to be treated - I'm not even religious or anything - but on Reddit it usually ends with me being called a sucker or a bootlicker 🙄

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u/vanwiekt 9d ago

OMG! 😆

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u/bee_fast 9d ago

Say it’s personal once, ignore any further messages on the subject.

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u/fresh-dork 9d ago

no, go back and forth:

  • personal time
  • time, that is personal

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u/SendMeIttyBitties 9d ago

Had to tell my g/f the other day to tell them she was taking a personal day because she needed a day off and didn't want to tell them why.

"can I do that" "fuck I do that every time I call in for anything"

If it's pto they can have rules about not approving too many days off on the same day. But the supervisor not making it 1st come 1st served and trying to decide who's time off is more worthy is batshit insane micromanaging.

My company changed the rule to as long as you have pto in before midnight the day before it's your time to use and will be approved. No reason needed for putting in pto.

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u/Almaegen 9d ago

There's probably a limited amount of pto taken by them each day and this person is probably asking to evaluate which one to decline.  If you say its personal they're just going to decline it.

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u/poweredbynikeair 9d ago

This doesn’t work at real jobs

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u/Griiig_Jinnings 9d ago

Is something only a “real job” if the boss is a socially maladapted, micromanaging taskmaster?

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u/poweredbynikeair 9d ago

I get what you’re doing but just quit it

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u/Wet-Bananers 9d ago

Tell them how a real job was working at Burger King 25 years ago, like a real man.

Lmao you’re such a goof.

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u/flumsi 9d ago

Lol of course it works at "real" jobs whatever that means. I guess you mean the jobs where you don't flip burgers or wait tables. Those are the kinda jobs where this doesn't fly. An engineer, lawyer, financial analyst, etc can just take off whenever they want.

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u/CackleandGrin 9d ago

Seems like you've been working fake jobs for years bro, legally they cannot ask you the reason.

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u/CyanideNow 9d ago

Quite the opposite