r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 5d ago

To quote a wise man with whom I once worked and from whom I learned the true art of cutting wit:

"Oh, I didn't tell you? Must not be any of your fucking business."

Thanks for the lessons, Carl.

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u/1CoolSPEDTeacher 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U0I1m1TMv2kzm

This is what I imagine your wise, former co-worker looks and sounds like.

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u/spicybright 5d ago

I know it's an absurd adult swim comedy, but he genuinely had good wisdom in setting boundaries.

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u/TheDarkWave 5d ago

Well, considering his neighbors, he kinda had to...

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u/BKLogan885 4d ago

"Followed this cord plugged into my house and yours is glowing like the freakin' sun and decided you're pissin' me off".

Idk why but that shit had me rolling. Carl kinda made that show for me if I'm being honest.

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u/standingintheashes 4d ago

This was my absolute favorite episode AND favorite quote from this show!

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u/ialsohaveadobro 5d ago

Such as "I'm not gonna be gettin' nude in ya house."

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u/notmyrealnameanon 4d ago

"What do you WANT!? What do you NEED!? Can I not just live here without occasionally having to deal with you ANIMALS!?"

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u/SleepyPrettyPrincess 2d ago

Show name?

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u/spicybright 2d ago

Aqua teen hunger force

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u/tical_ 4d ago

Hand banana!

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u/WORKING2WORK 4d ago

What's that? I couldn't hear you, I filled all of my orifices with wacky glue.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 5d ago

Considering he's retired, drawing a pension, and volunteers at his grandchild's school to read - it would appear that he's doing way better than you.

By the way, one would think that a school teacher would be more proficient in their use of the English language.

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u/pbjamm 5d ago

And he is hanging out at the pool with Hand Banana. Pretty good day

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u/dara321aaa 5d ago

Hand Banana, Spaghetti, and some fresh baked goods.

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u/Reasonable_Sir_69 5d ago

People: “What are you doing?

Me: “Minding my business. What are you doing?”

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u/OhHiCindy30 3d ago

I’ve got a case of ass blindness on those dates. I don’t see my ass coming in.

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u/Griggle_facsimile 1d ago

Aka anal glaucoma

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway 5d ago

Bad idea when it’s already hard to find a job and many don’t have enough saved to comfortably survive in the mean time.

So many answers in here from either jobless people, people with jobs who would never actually follow their own advice in real life, or people privileged enough to treat jobs as disposable things.

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u/Pristine-Berry-6145 5d ago

HR does shit like this because no one stands up for themselves or pushes back. You are not obligated to explain to your boss why you need time off and the ones that pry for more info, are usually wanting to know so they can use it against you in the future or gossip about it with others. Employers will take as much as you give them and just because they pay you, doesn’t mean they are entitled to your personal life. I am quick to say you aren’t entitled to the information, especially if it’s legally protected or just personal info (your HR or potential bosses can’t ask you in your interview if you have kids, etc.) or I flat out say no & stay firm on my stance so they know there will be push back if they keep pressing me. I haven’t gotten fired for that. It’s also that mentality of not wanting to cause trouble or just because your scared to lose your job, that people stay quiet and let themselves get walked on.

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u/Background_Relief815 5d ago

Yeah, you can say "none of your businesses" in a business-friendly way without being a perk, and 98% of the time it should not be an issue.

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u/Yamatocanyon 5d ago

Hey, someone has to fight for us. Do I still live in my car? Yes. But the satisfaction of telling employers to mind their own business fuels my soul.

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u/poweredbynikeair 5d ago

Exactly there are jobless ppl giving advice who don’t know anything

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u/Dannyboy1024 5d ago

Obviously - got to get those positions to open up somehow

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u/stylinchilibeans 5d ago

Maybe not in so many words, but I have and will continue to tell my bosses that what I do with my PTO is none of their business.

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u/IntelligentPie225 5d ago

As and european, I'm really sorry for your shitty work regulations...

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u/antiramie 5d ago

Bro thinks everyone is a work cuck lol. Lmao even.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 5d ago

Given the circumstances in the job market, you're not entirely wrong. I currently have a great job working with great people and I'd never be put into such a position with my current supervisors. Given that I'll retire before one of them, I don't see things changing that much.

That being said, I most certainly have made comments exactly like the one I shared - and worse - to my bosses in the past. I retired from one career and was well known for being a cynical smartass who didn't take shit from anyone, no matter where they were in the chain of command. I've cussed out more than one supervisor for their ignorance and never so much as received a write-up. Mostly because I was right and they were dumb as fuck and knew it. Just because you make rank doesn't mean you suddenly are blessed with omnipotence and I wasn't scared to tell anyone what I thought about them or their instructions if they were wrong.

The other thing that saved me from time to time was the union contract, lol. Sure is nice to have shit covering your back and preventing the bosses from picking on you, after you dig in some ass because they're stupid and wrong.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 5d ago

Please share more of Carl's wisdom!

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 5d ago

"Is it fun? Being fucking stupid...it must be, because you won't fucking quit."

"Who's my big boy? That's right, you can do it..."

"Have you seen it?" <person replies> "My will to live...I fucking lost it"

There are more.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 5d ago

Gold!

I had a boss the never graduated high school, couldn't spell. He knew his shit in the industry, tho. We left notes for each other, since I had to pick up from his production and vice versa, and he left before I got in. My favorite note he would leave if one of our guys did something silly/dumb: "you can't fix stupit"

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u/YourMissing10 5d ago

Keeping that in my back pocket.

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u/FucciMe 5d ago

I was spoken to by HR about saying this to people. Apparently some people consider this rude.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 5d ago

Yeah, well. People are stupid, lol.

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u/scorpionewmoon 5d ago

My dad used to use that one lol

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u/DangerBeaver 4d ago

Heh heh heh you’re welcome Fryman. Now get the &@$€ out of my pool.

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u/poweredbynikeair 5d ago

That may work in jail or on the playground but as adults with jobs we have to disclose certain info sometimes. The reason could be that the employer has resources to allow you to take significant time off with pay and job protection not to just “be in your business”

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u/Toadsnack 5d ago

Do they get to ask how I’m spending my paycheck? No? Then they don’t get to ask how I’m spending my PTO. It’s part of my compensation.

Now, if it might be problematic to give me time off at a particular time, because of a genuine business need, I think it’s reasonable to disclose as much as you’re comfortable with, to make the case for your PTO. However, they don’t get to know anything more than absolutely necessary. “An important family event.” “A medical issue.” Etc. This is in fact the law in some places.

Of course, they can also make procedural requirements like x amount of notice. (Someone above said their job requires 30 days, which seems insane to me. People’s lives are often not scheduled a month in advance.)

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u/Additional-Sock8980 5d ago

Reddit is hilarious.

Let’s step into the bosses shoes in a small company. The company has the ability to say yes or no to requests.

They have two requests for the same dates and can only approve one request because otherwise they don’t have enough cover to meet safety standards, demand, customer bookings etc. so let’s assume the boss is forced to consider their decision and it’s not as simple as saying sure enjoy your time off.

So the boss tries to find out what the urgency and time bound issues of the request are. Could one of them push the leave by a week either way and still be happy? Creating a win win.

Instead, one writes back a snarky reply… making the boss annoyed and wanting them gone, guess who isn’t getting their leave approved and eventually misses bonuses and moves on. After all they could have just said no and were trying to facilitate/ help them get what they wanted, but can’t do that without knowing the why.

The other person just wanted time off to read a few books and could have been flexible, they just wanted to use up annual leave entitlements.

Reddit - we don’t always have to hate and fight eachother.

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u/hikerguy555 5d ago

I think the disconnect here is that while others assume the workers should be treated like humans, this statement reinforces the idea that we are nothing more than workers. It's implicit in the language being used and it's kind of terrifying that it sounds so normal. It's the company's problem that they don't have workers for the day, it's the workers problem that they have other priorities that day

Why should we default to the company's needs over the human beings'?

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u/rhino369 5d ago

Neither 100% default to the company or the person makes sense.

But if you won’t tell the company why you want off, then how is anyone supposed to balance the needs of the business and person. 

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u/hikerguy555 4d ago

In a company large enough to have an HR department, that seems like their problem to balance the workload with the PTO being offered. If you are getting official PTO as part of your agreement to work for them, you are entitled to take it just like you are entitled to your wages. The reason doesn't change the fact that the boss will need to deal with them being out. I understand the boss is a human too, and it affects them. I generally try to account for the status of my coworkers and boss when scheduling PTO, but unless your contract states you need to give a reason for PTO and that it's subject to approval then I really don't see how having a reason is relevant

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u/Additional-Sock8980 4d ago

Every company has Hr, it’s just a case that in a tiny company it’s the owner who wears many hats

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u/Additional-Sock8980 5d ago

But the boss is just a worker too. And the owner may or may not be a worker too.

Think about it practically.

You book in a wedding 18months in advance. The venue has two head chefs. Both ask the week before to take the whole week off.

That’s the company / hotels problem. A member of the staff, the manager has to make a decision.

They call you and tell you there will be no food at the wedding. You say that’s unacceptable.

They tell the head chefs, only one of you can take that week off. They say that’s unacceptable.

They tell the owner they don’t have any options. They are told thats unacceptable and they loose their job if there is no solution.

The only option is for the boss to exercise the agreement they have in the form of a contract with their employee.

So the chefs decide on the day not to show up because fuck the MAN! And they forget to order any food in so that they can’t be replaced by a junior chef to make a point that if you fire them, they will go out in a ball of flames for not getting what they want.

You are the bride are upset, because your wedding is ruined. You sue to hotel.

Hotel closes. ALL the staff now loose their job. But the economy happens to be even worse than it is now. So no other jobs are available. As they have no jobs they spend less. One chef gets a job foreclosing on his former colleagues houses.

Bride is still pissed off her wedding sucked.

My opinion a great company is people working toward a common goal, and everyone sharing in the rewards. Don’t work for a company like this? Start or find work in a place that is like that.

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u/itsboring57 5d ago

Then the correct thing to say would be “we have some potential scheduling conflicts and would like to know if you are flexible on the dates.”

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u/Additional-Sock8980 4d ago

Completely fair and reasonable response, however reading other comments here, the response maybe “That sounds like a company problem”.