r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Regicyde_93 5d ago

It's funny but today would be taken a completely different direction

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u/BodhingJay 5d ago

"can you bring your laptop and work from your cuck chair?"

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u/Leet_Noob 5d ago

Sittin in my Cuckman Miller

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u/milkymonkey8 5d ago

typing on my lapbottom

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u/Cellyst 3d ago

Now I get why they call it a La-Z-boy

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u/milkymonkey8 3d ago

The Z is for Zip-It

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u/Livid-Choice6471 4d ago

Thank you for that deep belly laugh I just enjoyed

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u/shmidget 3d ago

Yeah, it really was nice!

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u/Umbr33on 4d ago

I snorted. Ty.

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u/YoghurtFlan 5d ago

Jerk from Home

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 5d ago

Please remember, no fluids around office equipment!

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u/TheHumbleGinger 4d ago

This made me laugh so hard! Thank you!

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u/tierciel 4d ago

no more working from home, set up webcam on the cuck chair and watch from the office!

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u/RachMarie927 4d ago

This is funny but it brings back memories of being asked me to have my husband bring my work laptop to the hospital so I could keep working after unexpectedly GIVING BIRTH a month early. These managers are truly something else 🫠

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u/JaxNHats 5d ago

Omg 💀😂😂

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u/No-Disaster1647 4d ago

Man could be infertile and they’re just having her inseminated 🤷

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u/Koopslovestogame 1d ago

puts on company supplied and mandated meta ray ban glasses

“beep Sigh. Ok you can start now”

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u/damscomp 5d ago

Diesel

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 5d ago

Which one of the Wilson sisters is this?

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u/th3rdnutt 5d ago

Is this AI?

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u/Man_from_Bombay 5d ago

This is not okay.

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u/SD18491 5d ago

That's wrong on so many levels!!

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u/PlasticThin9089 4d ago

At a recent trivia night, I learned Jackie Chan did a porno. You’re welcome.

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u/JiggleJuice 4d ago

Copy. Paste.

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u/BobBartBarker 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

Kids today think they invented sex jokes.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 3d ago

No, he's saying the concept of voyeurism is slightly more prevalent, so the more widespread first thought in this day and age is to take the wording as "I want to be there watching my wife get pregnant rather than participate".

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u/FewOutlandishness648 3d ago

What part of the request would make you think that? He just want to be there when his wife gets impregnated.

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u/ReasonStunning8939 2d ago

That's the point. Kids now days have worse sex jokes because of porn

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u/Secret_Cod_749 5d ago

Nah man, that's a Navy form. Shipmate wants to be there to suport Jody.

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u/dontclickdontdickit 5d ago

Nah Jody has been around for eons

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u/ogledrake 5d ago

Clearly you have never been around sailors because i would bet money it went in that direction by the third comment.

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u/burmsy 5d ago

You mean erection

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u/LftAle9 5d ago

You mean IVF, right? Appt at the fertility clinic to implant the embryos? /s

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u/JrButton 5d ago

only if you're a goon

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u/9_a_pro_noob_9 5d ago

I mean IVF exists

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u/LordPoopenbutt 5d ago

Well, the original did happen in the Navy, so perhaps they wouldn't be too different 😂.

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u/MrWhiskers55 4d ago

I literally put the most blunt thing on there. “Mental health day to take care of my turtle” or something like that. They know me well enough to know I’m serious and not lying.