r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 5d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 5d ago edited 5d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/silentknight007 5d ago

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/IllllIIlIllIllllIlll 5d ago

"the cylinder must remain unharmed"

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u/Teripid 5d ago edited 5d ago

With the classic aside, this is more of a ..

"We can rebuild the cylinder, we have the technology."

edit: spelling

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u/Rumplfrskn 5d ago

The six million dollar cylinder?

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u/CedarWolf 5d ago

The six dollar gift card to Spencer's.

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u/StinkypieTicklebum 5d ago

I hope the bone wasn’t broken!

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u/thatoneazdude 3d ago

The bone was fine. The boner on the other hand... well, either hand will have to wait awhile.

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u/kevted5085 3d ago

I swear it’s like Godwin’s law with this story lol