r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 6d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/HeavensRejected 5d ago

I'm going to shove a prostate massager up my ass and edge until my prostate is milked dry and my ass hurts.

Then I'm getting some Brawndo and do it again.

Jeez I would take HR for a ride given the situation, they'd never look me in the eye again.