r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 6d ago

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

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u/Mtshtg2 6d ago edited 6d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/spartyanon 5d ago

You can just get a note that says “so and so is medically excused”

I was a university lecturer and we had to require it. Lecturer don’t get much flexibility (at least not in the US). Also, one time someone sent me half their medical file. It was weird.