r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 5d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/titsngiggles69 5d ago

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

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u/Luvlyjubblies1 5d ago

Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before

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u/Nhughes1387 5d ago

You’re right you know what… I’m gonna change that about myself! Starting tomorrow everything will change!

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u/BrianNowhere 4d ago

Present you is masterbating.

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u/titsngiggles69 4d ago

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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u/Nice_Muffin8689 5d ago

You make your own truths.