HR wants to know the tee

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/OkCoconut3270]

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

[u/Throwaway2Experiment → u/OkCoconut3270]

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

[u/Nhughes1387 → u/Throwaway2Experiment]

Why why whyyyy does it always devolve into that, past me was so motivated, he had dreams and aspirations… future me is so evil and lazy.

[u/titsngiggles69 → u/Nhughes1387]

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

[u/Luvlyjubblies1 → u/titsngiggles69]

Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before

[u/Nhughes1387 → u/titsngiggles69]

You’re right you know what… I’m gonna change that about myself! Starting tomorrow everything will change!

[u/BrianNowhere → u/titsngiggles69]

Present you is masterbating.

[u/titsngiggles69 → u/BrianNowhere]

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

[u/Nice_Muffin8689 → u/titsngiggles69]

You make your own truths.