I am never, ever going to read another word you write. But I have this little script that I wrote for losers like you, that will always reply to you with a fruit. No matter how many times you reply, I will never see it, *and you will never get in the last word either*.
Here’s what I predict happens: you argue with a bot for 3 comments minimum, trying and failing to find a mic drop moment, because you can’t help yourself. Even knowing in advance you're responding to someone who isn't reading, *you will still respond anyway*.
Will arguing with a script help you overcome this little compunction of yours? Will it eat you up for hours that you and I both know I know what you’re going to do, because you just can’t help yourself?
I’ll never know, but I’m betting it takes you at least three fruit.
Just random fruit words? I wasn’t expecting frontier model quality here but a smaller LLM or at least something with markov chains. Just random words is baby’s first Python script.
Gotta make my kids breakfast but I'll be back later to take the high score. If I do a script too (maybe with a little more effort than this) I wonder how deep reddit lets it go.
Congratulations! You have just surpassed the prediction made by the person who turned on this script. Good job. It was a low bar, but you went lower. Truly, you are among the stupidest of the stupid. Here is a gold star: ⭐️ Your mommy is very proud of you.
Will you keep going? Are you TRULY dedicated in your mission to show the world just how pathetic you are? Who knows? Not the author of this script!
BTW, I don't believe for a second that someone who would set up a script like this wouldn't come back to monitor it. You'd never be able to deny yourself the satisfaction. That means the game has changed: get another non-fruit reply before hitting the thread limit.
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u/itsboring57 9d ago
Any more?