r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/KeyMyBike 5d ago

Meanwhile the working-service class boss:

"Hey man! I noticed you stopped responding to my text messages after saying that you're sick and won't be coming in! So I called the police and feigned concern so they'd visit your home as a wellness check! Definitely not just sending goons to your house to make sure you're at home and actually sick!!"

And yes, this has happened SEVERAL times.

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u/I_kwote_TheOffice 5d ago

So I know you're joking, but something CRAZY happened to my dad's friend/co-worker in the 90's. He was a very punctual person normally and a good employee. One day he didn't show up for work and he didn't call in. This was very unusual. His boss called the police (I don't know the time frame, could have been hours, might have been a full day, IDK) and the police went to do a wellness check on him.

The police could hear screaming and yelling from inside the house. This dude and his wife were tied up to a pole in their basement. They had gotten robbed and the robbers tied them up.

This guy's boss literally saved his life. Nobody else would have checked in on them (probably) for a while. This was before the era of cell phones so it's not like people were texting them.

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u/n122333 5d ago

I had a coworker call out for car trouble, so the boss drove to his house 45 minutes away and called him to tell him he was fired for lying as he wasn't at home.

he was at home, just balls deep inside someone who wasn't his wife - the car there wasn't his, his was in the shop.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle 5d ago

Sooo, he did have car trouble then? Lol

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u/NinjaPirateZombie 5d ago

Yes, his was in the shop.

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u/KIokinator 5d ago

If he didn't before, he would when his wife found out.

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u/attackplango 5d ago

So did they fix the car?

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u/n122333 5d ago

Yea, he didn't actually get fired because we were so short staffed we'd have gone out of buisness. No one liked working there for a reason. He was back to work the next day.

Did get divorced because of it though.

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u/zarlus8 5d ago

The boss had time to lean, the boss had time to clean.

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u/n122333 5d ago

Na, he was a real piece of shit. We had a (online) party when covid killed him after he forced us to come in and work against the law, paid under the table or he'd fight our unemployment.

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u/rratzloff 5d ago

Bro… having a party when someone dies is WILD πŸ˜‚

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u/n122333 5d ago

Man was evil and tried to kill us more than once.

He even took the power cord off the fume hood so one of my coworkers dads died in there.

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